Freedom rockets, you guys.
@lexfri Damn you, Friedman! You just cost me another $4 for a text editor. I’ve spent WAY TOO MUCH on iOS text editors!
@parislemon Using which mail app?
@Glen_Trainor I suspect most songwriters think the same of their own work vs. PF.
@Glen_Trainor I love the phrase, “One of my turns coming on.”
It’s such a good way to phrase it.
Cold as a razor blade, tight as a tourniquet, dry as a funeral drum.
LOL @ Twitter’s “Certified Products Program”. Maybe I should start a “Browsing the Web Certified Products Program”.
@ttscoff You deserve more :D (not sure how to pluralize an emoticon)
And I’d like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn’t think he’s seen anything good today.
Ladies and gentlemen, you’re such a wonderful crowd. We’d like to play a little tune for you, it’s one of my personal favourites.
When @geehoneybee first introduced me to Deadmau5, I didn’t get the appeal. Starting to come around… (yeah, yeah… I know)
That moment when you accidentally pull really hard on your headphone cable, and they come firing out of your ears at 100mph.
1. Mention Kickstarter
2. Get Kickstarter spam
3. Report spammer
Good luck with that strategy, buddy.
Does anyone understand why Google’s web apps are also “apps” on their “web store”? Why would I “install” a web app? Failure of messaging.
I just backed my first ever Kickstarter project. For a wallet! Slim - The Thinnest Wallet Ever http://t.co/ChY5ayZU
@jdalrymple You know, if you wanted to you could own “nope” as well as “yep” - just a thought.
biorhythmist We meet on Wednesday nights in the church basement and talk about how we used to watch Newsroom.
Newsroom—freaking amazing show… it’s the spiritual successor to The West Wing. If I could only watch one series, I’d choose Newsroom. #fb
Wow, company I used to work for (Maddocks) was bought by TMW Systems, who are now getting acquired by Trimble: http://t.co/qhRkRwpg
@geehoneybee I just discovered the tiny bathroom right in the pub side of Big Ridge.
This changes EVERYTHING!
@frankieclarke Great list, thanks!
AmyJane Kid is still in bed; claiming to be sleepy. He really means, “I have an iPhone hidden under my pillow and the battery isn’t dead yet.”
@mistergoats You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness. Like resignation to the end, you guys.
@mistergoats Seriously dude, great song.
@mistergoats … hung up on somebody that you … (wait for it) (puts glasses on slowly)
Used to know.
@mistergoats I don’t wanna live that way
Reading into every word you say
You said that you could let it go
And I wouldn’t catch you…
@mistergoats Part of me believing it was always something that I’d done. :-(
@mistergoats Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over.
@mistergoats I don’t even need your love. But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough.
@MacSparky Great tip - thanks!
@mistergoats I LOVE that song you do… you sound just like Sting!
I might need to close the door of my office to keep the sound from my in-ear headphones from bothering other people.
@geehoneybee Yeah, I’ve been told my ass is a nine. 9/10, not too shabby!
When you start wondering if your hand would fit in the paper shredder it’s time to go home.
So apparently LinkedIn wants to be Facebook/Twitter.
If @twitter had a kickback for every 3rd party Twitter client I’ve bought in the past few years, they’d be rolling in it. Instead, this BS.
@marcoarment Totally agree with you on that.
@danielpunkass Good choices!
First day back at my standing desk in a week and a half, and my feet are letting me know it! The rest of my body is happy, though.
Inbox zero - long time, no see. How *you* doin’?
Hey marketing guy, consider your _deliverables_ “_actioned_”.
Have a nice day! :-)
Gonna kick it root down. #fb
@OmniSyncServer If it happens again, I definitely will. Thanks.
@OmniSyncServer I sure am. OF got stuck trying to sync and I couldn’t quit. Ended up <cringe> Force Quitting, and reopening, seems ok now.
@OmniSyncServer I keep getting a Login window popping up - problems server-side?
Need some music to calm my nerves after fighting with my computer for an hour this morning. Grr.
If I was a rapper, I’d rap about how much better I am than you at getting through piles of email. And it wouldn’t rhyme. That shit be dope.
@frankieclarke Me too!
Would you like a window seat or an aisle seat? “Yes” http://t.co/O4tz0lxt
Little baby plane, 17 seater. http://t.co/MxjyxEnJ
Little baby shovel out to pasture. http://t.co/p7IgNbLB
I love flying out of the South Terminal at YVR - arriving 45 minutes before the flight takes off is considered “early”. #fb
@stevensande That’s good. They’re infuriating when they stick around!
@stevensande It was a post about eye twitches before there was an authoritative place for eye twitch info online.
@stevensande Yeah. It’s a straight WordPress import, but I have a post with 1,000 comments on it that it’s choking on. *Crickets*
Frustration: @squarespace sponsors my favourite podcasts, I get a SS acct, wait weeks with no resolution on WordPress import support issue.
Note to self: Never let your email pile up like this again.
When you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all, right? So I won’t say anything about images in email signatures.
@TJLuoma Me too - for me it’s iCloud backup that’s totally broken. Not sure what to do. Dot think Dev access helps for that.
rands I worry that I always need something to worry about.
Night soccer http://t.co/RxgxmEDR
Glow sticks http://t.co/FZy0ppUW
Our local dollar store features lots, no - a few, no, one useful service or product! http://t.co/5OzBCQb6
@Glen_Trainor Good news?
Glen_Trainor Its amazing how much I enjoy sleep even though I don’t remember doing it.
Jetlaggy; fell asleep watching a movie with the kids earlier in the evening. Now wide awake.
Love Twitter the service.
Hate Twitter the company.
@Glen_Trainor Haha - Not sure what I was thinking. Turned into a “lovely” drive through the back roads and villages at night in the rain.
@JimmySlims Music to my ears
So nice to be home, but my brain doesn’t know if I’m wired or tired.
Really it’s both.
Is it weird that the automated voice at SFO reminding people how to “safely change levels with a baggage cart” makes me want to play Portal?
@lexfri Try holding the Option key while deleting a message in Mail to not automatically select the next message.
Best/worst thing about New Caledonia: being a French colony, there is fresh bread and pastries EVERYWHERE, and they’re SO GOOD.
My morning commute. http://t.co/mxbzORfq
@jen_robbins Lucky you! See you there! :-)
Apparently there’s a bunch of British musical acts I’ve (thankfully) never heard of before. Swinging wildly from awesome to awful and back.
Watching a replay of the closing ceremonies while I decompress from a hellish drive.
@TJLuoma Great tip - thanks!
Good morning, Tuesday. Let’s do this thing.
@sharpener Price for everything?
Modern communications are amazing. Frustrating sometimes, but truly amazing. cc: @frankieclarke
Can’t believe I didn’t make the obvious Community reference on that Baby Chang photo.
Waiting for my ship - I mean plane - to come in. http://t.co/uj6BMGRV
@jkendrick Just noticed you’re no longer with GigaOm - is there somewhere I can read about why?
@jkendrick Haha - I guess so!
Where am I? @ Gate 55 (T1 International) http://t.co/97BnORQg
Was able to do a FaceTime conversation with the kids though, so that was good. Benefits of being at the airport at 5:00 AM!
The internet connection here at the airport in Sydney is insanely faster than it was at the hotel. And here is barely adequate.
Assuming of course that they mostly only follow people from Canada / the US.
Twitter must be crazy boring for people who live in Australia.
@JimmySlims Sweet! Might be time to get Josh playing more drums…
@JimmySlims That’s awesome! Josh will love to hear it.
Finally getting on a plane.
Trying to fly to New Caledonia right now, and already this trip is a complete clusterfuck. Apparently my iPhone doesn’t know “clusterfuck”.
This too shall pass.
Amazing visualization of all the medal winners of the 100m sprint since the 1896 Athens Olympics: http://t.co/RlCrsplM
daveshumka People who correct my grammar can go fuck oneself.
Montreal is just as beautiful as everyone told me it would be! http://t.co/RRAXdyf8
@JimmySlims Nice pic!
OH: “Oh good, baseball’s on.”
Ok, it was me.
Conversation with my sister, who asks my opinion about products AFTER she buys them: http://t.co/dHX9Vw5Q
Is burrito juice a thing?
Maybe I’m on to something…
Gonna beat the heat by going for a hike!
No really; at a lake. In the forest.
Ok, not the last part.
davepell If you change that around to what I said, then you’d be right.
I hope Zynga gets sued out of existence: http://t.co/rNq0L2ZF
KimKierkegaard God grant me peace from my foolish earthly desires, my wild longings, the anxious hungers of my heart. I’m craving fro yo so badly.
The fact that @gmail performance has been sucking terribly for the past week isn’t helping.
Know that feeling when you’re overwhelmed and you feel like you’re going to throw up?
I has it. All of it. None for you.
DadBoner Whoa. The olympics started?! When’d that happen? They should do better publicity. Maybe put it on beer cans for people who have a life.
And that’s why I’m not interested in the retina MBP. RT @danbenjamin: Suddenly everything on the entire web looks epically, remarkably bad.
@Glen_Trainor The apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree.
We love the all the all of you
Where lands are green and skies are blue
When all in all we’re just like you
We love the all of you
Is there a better song than So Gently We Go by I Mother Earth? No, I don’t think so.
Beware, the zebra’s out there.