Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @jasonclarke ever

July 2012

@LangleyBeerDude @geehoneybee LMAO - “garnish” sounds like “side dish”, right? Yeah, that’s it… :-)

I gotta admit, i like rest stops…

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Just got my scratched glasses lenses replaced under warranty!

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@geehoneybee @LangleyBeerDude I like beer but I see it as a garnish, not so much a main course. Rest stop, not destination.

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@geehoneybee @LangleyBeerDude Got nothing against craft beer, just not interested in always trying something different. I like what I like.

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@LangleyBeerDude @geehoneybee I only filter out the automated untapped tweets.

My excuse for what?

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Ihnatko Facebook is the place where I find out that someone I kind of knew in high school is sort of a racist.

via web (retweeted on 9:07 PM, Jul 30th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@Glen_Trainor @mistergoats That’s pretty awesome. A surprisingly accurate impression!

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@Glen_Trainor @mistergoats I can’t wait to try to make you laugh, then… :-)

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Just registered for next season of hockey. Can’t wait to get back on the ice.

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Imagine living with these two as your parents… http://t.co/qDH3yNcY

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So the backspace key doesn’t go back a page in Safari 6? Hmm.

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lonelysandwich And @pattonoswalt writes one of the most inspiring things I’ve read in a year. It’s not just for comics either. http://t.co/JZHmKTeo

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:44 PM, Jul 29th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

SurreyWeather Sunny in Surrey tomorrow. That orange orb in the sky is called the ‘sun’.

via IFTTT (retweeted on 12:51 PM, Jul 29th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@geehoneybee You probably like your Slurpees warm too.

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@sharpener That might be the greatest pun ever. Kudos.

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Birthday party at the nature park! http://t.co/SsAkUHhD

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Related—awful Mountain Lion headlines: http://t.co/R0gtLiKm

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Installing Mountain Lion…

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1: “What I wouldn’t give for a bottle of NyQuil right now.”
2: “Oh, you’ve got a cold?”
1: “No.”
2: “…”

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Gartenberg Person with one weather app knows what the weather is. Person with six is never quite sure

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 12:14 PM, Jul 27th, 2012 via YoruFukurou)

Pressure
Pushing down on me
Pushing down on you
No man ask for
Under pressure

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I just happened across this old photo of my 9 year-old when he was 3. Wish it was higher quality! http://t.co/n9jJWsQu

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I wonder how much simply filtering out all tweets with hashtags in them would improve the Twitter experience? #hashtag #nonsense #bullshit

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davepell There will be a whole lot of babies born 9 months from this morning.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:50 AM, Jul 26th, 2012 via YoruFukurou)

@chartier I don’t, but maybe I should get one…

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@chartier Can’t wait until they hook this up to allow posting to a Journal (blog) by simply saving a Markdown document into the right folder

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I’ve got wild staring eyes
And a strong urge to fly
But I’ve got nowhere to fly to

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And that is how I know
When I try to get through
On the telephone to you
There’ll be nobody home

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I’ve got electric light
And I’ve got second sight
Got amazing powers of observation

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Sometimes I wish I lived in an era when we didn’t know that a diet of all hamburgers was be bad for you.

But then again… technology.

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@iPhoneinCanada Good question; I’m worried it’s going to be days.

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Netflix recommends a kid’s movie to me based on my having liked Adaptation, Lost in Translation, and Fight Club. What? http://t.co/nbdeTd0u

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@kcase Whew! That’s great news, thanks!

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@kcase In other words, is it no longer possible for OF to publish a reminder calendar to a WebDav address?

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@kcase The current iCal functionality allows for reminders on iOS devices even when not having sync’d OF. Does this mean that’s gone?

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VanCanucks Time to hit the ice. Exclusive first look at Schneider’s new mask. It juuuust arrived. http://t.co/fQfFAJK7 #Canucks

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:14 PM, Jul 24th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@viticci Did you see this? Basically kills your OmniFocus iCal reminders scenario: http://t.co/hIW59deC

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Apparently @OmniGroup’s not planning to replace iCal functionality in @OmniFocus for OS X 10.8. Very disappointing. https://t.co/MXoYgjNC

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@mistergoats You just blew yourself up and I won, but it’s still my turn. :-/

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@mistergoats Pretty sure we’re out of sync yet again. :-/

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SurreyArchives Where could you find the best burger in #surreybc ca. 1970s-90s? Perhaps at 5610 -152 Street, the Rodeo Drive-In: http://t.co/K7cy0yX9

via web (retweeted on 5:29 PM, Jul 24th, 2012 via Osfoora for Mac)

@lexfri Point being, what’s to “celebrate” from the users’ perspective?

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@lexfri Failure as an ongoing business, or as a product. Yes, the founders made out well, but it still leaves a bad taste in user’s mouths.

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daveshumka Next time you call in sick, tell your boss you’re “down with the sickness.” Then yell “OOH-AH-AH-AH-AH,” ending in a crescendo of barf.

via Birdhouse (retweeted on 2:45 PM, Jul 23rd, 2012 via Osfoora for Mac)

energy_project The physiological feeling of anger moves through you in under a minute. After that, it’s your choice whether to stay upset.

via HootSuite (retweeted on 2:44 PM, Jul 23rd, 2012 via Osfoora for Mac)

So @squarespace support is fantastic, as long as your site doesn’t have an actual problem. Then the issue gets escalated, and you wait days.

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Updated @tweetbot for Mac, still doesn’t have decent keyboard navigation. PageUp/PageDown keys don’t do anything? Odd.

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@mistergoats I didn’t want to ask, but who, who…



Who, who, WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?

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mat At work last week, when someone said “Google just bought Sparrow” I let out a long “noooooooooooooooooooo”

It’s still going in my head

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:08 PM, Jul 22nd, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@mistergoats Motorin’…




What’s your price for flight?

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@chartier Sweet! Might have to get me a Sidekick. I hear those are pretty great.

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@danielpunkass That’s what they tell themselves as they’re counting their millions and trying to justify it to themselves.

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@drdrang As someone with a caffeine sensitivity, that sounds horrifying.

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@chartier You’re going Windows 8 / Windows phone, aren’t you?

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@mistergoats I can’t dance, I can’t talk; only thing about me is the way I walk.

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My wine glass must have a hole in it; every time I reach for it it’s empty?

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I unwittingly started an earworm war with @mistergoats. And now there’s:

Always something there to remind me…

(sharing is caring)

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@mistergoats LMAO - that totally worked! You BASTARD!

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gruber Hey dummies: if we pro-gun-control people were in charge, those people in Colorado would be alive.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 10:21 PM, Jul 20th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@JimmySlims I promise NOTHING! It’s on, like Donkey Kong!

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Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

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Merlin’s on fire today.

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hotdogsladies Facebook and Google. Locked in a heated battle to turn anything cool or useful into a small button that does nothing cool or useful.

via Hibari (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Jul 20th, 2012 via Osfoora for Mac)

The wife surprises me by getting babysitting, and suggesting a date night consisting of going go-kart racing.

I married very well.

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Forgot to check my Gmail spam messages for almost a month. Found 28 non-spam messages in there. Oops.

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@fpgeek I agree - but companies see things in a very myopic way. I’m saying that current Google seems as nearsighted as MS was a decade ago.

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@fpgeek And their track-record with acquisitions isn’t very strong, either… ;-)

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@fpgeek That’s a good point. I guess it remains to be seen. My trust in Google’s motives isn’t terribly high.

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Gmail : Android :: MS Office : Windows

Gmail is Google’s ace-in-the-hole, their way to make Android more desirable than iOS. Now, Sparrow.

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@fpgeek Gmail : Android :: MS Office : Windows

Gmail is Google’s ace-in-the-hole, their way to make Android more desirable than iOS.

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@fpgeek Google will be happy to have a sub-standard mobile web-wrapped version for iOS, and make the Android version kick-ass.

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@iPhoneinCanada Yeah, but they’re not going to have a better experience available on iOS than is available on Android.

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hotdogsladies Speculation:

Google doesn’t acquire apps; they acquire people who make apps.

Then, they situate them in a large building labeled “Google+”

via Hibari (retweeted on 10:21 AM, Jul 20th, 2012 via Osfoora for Mac)

@ryan Not to kill it, to port it to Android.

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@iPhoneinCanada Isn’t it more likely that Sparrow turns into Gmail for Android? Google has no incentive to strengthen their iOS offerings.

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@viticci Neither. Sparrow’s dead, and Android’s Gmail gets some new features.

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I think it’s far more likely that Google wants Sparrow’s features for an Android Gmail app than for an iOS one.

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@viticci The Sparrow announcement says no new features; isn’t it reasonable to assume Sparrow for iOS is now dead?

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@chartier Reading between the lines, Sparrow for iOS is dead.

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@mistergoats After reading it, I bet you wish it was.

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@mistergoats Oh, you mean like this article at the Harvard Business Review? http://t.co/NJqEP0gD

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Crap. Well, @forstall & the rest of Apple better get off their asses and make a better Mail client, since @Sparrow’s no longer an option.

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@siracusa Sixth paragraph starts with, “I have never been a fan.” Kind of invalidates his opinion: What a surprise, he doesn’t like Newsroom

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@mistergoats All you need … is a rhythm divine.







You’re welcome!

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@mistergoats We must have gone through 3 or 4, but with each kid we the urgency to replace them when they broke decreased.

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I’m… I’m… I’m a verrry good parrrent.

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@mistergoats We stopped when our baby monitors died… I think beginning with our 2nd kid?

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@Glen_Trainor @mistergoats Sorry dude, you can’t work from home tomorrow. You’ll have to come in to the office. ;-)

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Except when you don’t.
Because, sometimes, you won’t.

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@jsnell The other problem with Flickr is that to view images posted to Flickr takes way longer than any other site on a mobile device.

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You Can’t Do Your Job if You Don’t Sleep - Tony Schwartz - Harvard Business Review - You always hear about… http://t.co/HJ4i052k

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Sleeping less than 6 hours a night increases the risk of developing or dying from heart disease by 48 percent: http://t.co/RNrF60gv

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@chartier That’s great - I’m glad they decided to reverse course on that one. Your site looks great too!

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@chartier Wow, great news! Today is my last day to sign up after being in the beta (and get the 50% discount), so now I definitely will. Thx

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@chartier Have you seen confirmation that proper link blogging is back for good on @Squarespace?

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@geehoneybee Hilarious that @JimmySlims can tell you’re not feeling well by your Untapped (in)activity!

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Apparently Twitter Trends aren’t working for some users. How do I get added into that group?

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Awesome how @rbc can’t be bothered to call and let us know our card has been compromised and they’ve shut it down. Embarrassing for my wife.

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@mistergoats I like you a lot, but I wouldn’t say I’m a “fan”.

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AmyJane During a shuffle, I got halfway through “Play Your Guitar with Murray” before realizing I was listening to The Wiggles. Kinda digging it.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 2:05 PM, Jul 14th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@lexfri Isn’t it funny that when they say stuff like this, it just makes us love them more?

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I’m joining the movement and backing http://t.co/srNEa8GT. Sign up here: http://t.co/37JoDylh #joinus

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♫ Darlin’, I’m afraid to close my eyes when I’m goin’ to bed. ♫
♬ Afraid you’ll crack the phone down over my head. ♬

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@Triggermortgage Somehow I could actually see Gillis doing that. Except that I bet Hasek wants to be a starter.

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Awesome. Ready to pack up and head home.

So. Hungry.

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Still at the office. You know it’s gonna be a bad day when it starts with a migraine.

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JimmySlims Why DQ doesn’t deliver is beyond me…???

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:54 PM, Jul 12th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

jsnell This might be the worst Facebook thing I’ve seen yet. http://t.co/tXJkZb9A (via @joelmmathis)

via Twitterrific (retweeted on 7:53 PM, Jul 12th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Cool Down With A Hot Drink? It’s Not As Crazy As You Think : The Salt : NPR - I’ve been told this is why… http://t.co/tipKRB6d

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Today was the wrong day to wake up with a migraine.

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marcoarment “I wish blogs waited a few seconds to load a huge Javascript animation before showing me the post.”

— nobody, ever

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 4:33 PM, Jul 11th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@jsnell I’ve got Keyboard Maestro set up to let me use hotkeys to view lists in Twitteriffic, maybe something similar would work here?

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So, @tweetbot for Mac. First thought: good, but sorely lacking keyboard shortcuts. Shouldn’t ever need to lift my hands from the keyboard.

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Yes, that’s right. “a massive wildfires”.

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Holy crap; the smog we’re experiencing is actually smoke from a massive wildfires in Siberia! http://t.co/HQ9NYyjL

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@Glen_Trainor @mistergoats I want to click that link for the sake of the joke, but can’t for fear of getting a new earworm.

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@mistergoats This tweet makes me wonder what tweets actually trigger your filter to the point that you decide not to post them?

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@geehoneybee @JimmySlims Invitation sent. Time isn’t firm, hopefully I can get home a bit earlier than 5:30.

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@JimmySlims Went to the driving range yesterday, with the family. Was a hoot, but not playing certainly hasn’t helped my shot.

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@JimmySlims @geehoneybee It’s in my calendar for the 23rd - looking forward to it.

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Dropped off our PVR and cable box at @shawhelp this weekend, and canceled cable TV. Feels great!

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@ttscoff I have CrashPlan set to pause when SuperDuper runs, for whatever that’s worth…

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@geehoneybee Hey, I’m sorry, alright? Sometimes I just like wandering the neighborhood in the early morning barking like a dog.

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siracusa This is just good science, people: https://t.co/zW2q7JJW

via Twitterrific for Mac (retweeted on 8:43 AM, Jul 6th, 2012 via Osfoora for Mac)

Video: 100 Riffs (A Brief History of Rock N’ Roll) (by chicagomusicexchange) via Entertainment on http://t.co/3KrdXcGK http://t.co/xvqUx3Cj

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Photo: (via Boom, Too Soon: A Brief History of Gun-Jumping Fireworks - Technology - The Atlantic) http://t.co/VpdUwFaj

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@ttscoff Don’t worry, it’s creepy in a _good_ way.

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@ttscoff I love that they used your Twitter avatar as the header image!

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My buddy Tim retweeted that last one, and it made me laugh, so…

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itsWillyFerrell There’s no “i” in “team.” But there’s an “i” in “Tim,” and my friend Carlos pronounces it “team” so… there you go.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:52 AM, Jul 5th, 2012 via Osfoora for Mac)

Chocolate covered frozen banana with sprinkles! http://t.co/cesxKt66

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@chrismaddocks Agreed. I was just really shocked. It ends up sounding worse when the pattern is no snark.

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@danfrakes Oh, of course; it’s not bringing in the entire OS! I’m used to old fashioned cloning. Now I don’t feel so worried. :-)

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@danfrakes Oh, and my condolences re: the iPad.

Ouch.

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@danfrakes But everything _seems_ in order. Odd, but hey, I’ll take it. Thanks for the tip!

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@danfrakes So far worked remarkably well. I’m concerned that the drive I imported from had ~100GB of data on it, and only 60GB imported.

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@geehoneybee Wow, it was that bad, eh? Yikes. Sorry we missed it though. Ended up spending the day with grandparents.

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@danfrakes Is there a way to get a Superduper! cloned drive from a 5 year old MBP to boot on a new MBA, or a useful workaround?

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I never need to translate a tweet. I’d rather if @tweetbot would underline two capitalized words in a row and link it to an image search.

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C’mon Italia, let’s do this.

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The man who answered said, “Obviously not,” his voice dripping with condescension.

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First bad Apple Store experience I’ve had. Just called the Apple Store in Richmond BC, and asked if they had a particular product in stock.

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