Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @jasonclarke ever

June 2012

@fpgeek They’d have to drop Twitter support right away. But that’d be ok, at least for a core techie audience, like Twitter first had.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to fpgeek

I trust the @tweetbot guys more than I trust Twitter.

via Tweetbot for iOS

Once @tweetbot releases their Mac version, they could arguably build their own back-end and continue merrily along without Twitter.

via Tweetbot for iOS

daveshumka Coconut milk goes straight to my Thais. Side note: Where my Thais at?

via web (retweeted on 2:02 PM, Jun 29th, 2012 via Twitterrific for Mac)

@JimmySlims LOL - yep. Tastes fine to have a sip, but I couldn’t get through half a glass of it.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to JimmySlims

Got more rhymes than Jamaica got mangoes.

via Twitterrific for Mac

I’m not sick. I’m not sick. I’m not sick. I’m not sick. I’m not sick. I’m not sick. I’m not sick. I’m not sick. I’m not sick. I’m not sick.

via Twitterrific for Mac

I wear coke-bottle-bottom lenses that are freakin’ expensive. Have been so careful. WT actual F?

via Twitterrific for Mac

Just discovered a big scratch on the right lens of my relatively new glasses. Right in front of my eyeball. So upset.

via Twitterrific for Mac

@Glen_Trainor LOL - your definition of “Legendary” would confuse most people.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to Glen_Trainor

@marcoarment Isn’t it hard to evaluate the sale price at the same times the Starbucks promotion is still finishing up?

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to marcoarment

So Chrome for iOS looks good, except that it refuses to accept my Google username and password: “Account sign-in details are out of date.”

via Osfoora for Mac

@gordschmidt That’s crazy. With all the concussion stuff going on, they need to change that. Sorry to hear it!

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to gordschmidt

CoreySnyder35 Why do Italian goalies always look like the villains from scooby doo cartoons?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:34 PM, Jun 25th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

parislemon To the Europeans who find my phone usage at the table disrespectful: put out your fucking cigarettes. Your vice is literally killing me.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 1:29 PM, Jun 25th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

I wondered why I haven’t seen anything on Twitter from @geehoneybee in awhile, then remembered that I blocked the hashtag #nowplaying.

via Twitterrific for Mac

Each time I reply to them, @dreamhost takes another day to get back to me. Wasted first 4 days because site was up when they looked.

via Twitterrific for Mac

Wow. @dreamhost support sucks balls. Outages for going on a week, they say I need caching. Set up caching, still getting outages. Knew it.

via Twitterrific for Mac

The iPad as a Keyboard-Centric Device - Tao of Mac - Using an external keyboard with an iPad lacks the… http://t.co/P8zSCLVi

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How to work around your iPhone’s broken home button - On your phone: Settings > General > Accessibility >… http://t.co/TpTS4Rqp

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lexfri Life is what happens when you’re really friggin’ tired all the time.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 5:55 PM, Jun 21st, 2012 via Twitterrific for Mac)

They’re so great. Honestly. Why would I lie about something like that?

via Twitterrific for Mac

I’m incredibly good at writing pithy, fascinating, or cutting tweets, then staring at them for a bit, then deleting them before posting.

via Twitterrific for Mac

In Fernie having a Big Caboose Red, great local BC Beer. /cc @geehoneybee @JimmySlims http://t.co/2Ypz7Iid

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Video: Kenneth from 30 Rock & Triumph Visit Chicago’s Weiner’s Circle (by teamcoco) http://t.co/Lh5O0sJx

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Slept in, pancake breakfast made by my wife and kids, and then relaxing at home. An all-around great father’a day.

via Tweetbot for iOS

davepell Whenever I see a guy with an Android phone, my first reaction is: “If I wanted to, I could have his woman.”

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:45 PM, Jun 16th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

I can brag about hockey because I basically suck at it. :-)

via Tweetbot for iOS

Just played the best game of hockey of my life. 2 assists, 2 goals including a buzzer beater to win 5-4 after being down 4-1. So fun! #fb

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@JimmySlims Nahh, from back when I was cranking out craploads of blog posts. Sometimes 15 in a day.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to JimmySlims

@ethanschoonover Have to disagree there. I find nothing limiting about them, and if you want more control, jailbreak.

via Osfoora for Mac in reply to ethanschoonover

@ethanschoonover No, I had completely forgotten about it. Going to install on Chrome and give it another whirl.

via Osfoora for Mac in reply to ethanschoonover

It’s so weird when I search for information about something online, and find a post I wrote 4 years ago that I have absolutely no memory of.

via Osfoora for Mac

@ethanschoonover This piqued my curiosity, so I went looking for info about @feedly. Found a post I wrote in 2008! http://t.co/v6gFYej3

via Osfoora for Mac in reply to ethanschoonover

I’m afraid to say that I bought a six-pack of my favourite beer, OK Spring Pale Ale, for fear of angering the crazy craft beer hop-heads.

via Tweetbot for iOS

@mat Marked him as spam. You should too.

via Osfoora for Mac in reply to mat

@jsnell How are MBA 13” fans, noise-wise?

via Osfoora for Mac in reply to jsnell

Dropbox just paid for itself. Was able to recover 2.5 hours of work on a spreadsheet from hell.

via Osfoora for Mac

swirlee People have trouble with autocorrect ‘cause they look at the keys instead of the text. Touch-typing is alive & well on iOS; ignore the keys.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 12:18 AM, Jun 14th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Photo: We’ve all been lied to. (via Twitter / utterben: We’ve all been lied to. ht) http://t.co/KdSeZSHN

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shellity Quick tip: To save a lemon from drying out after zesting, immerse the entire fruit in an enormous gin and tonic.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:47 PM, Jun 13th, 2012 via Osfoora for Mac)

@geehoneybee @jen_robbins I still have yet to be notified by LinkedIn that I ought to change my password. You sure that email was legit? ;-)

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to geehoneybee

@jen_robbins They sure make it convoluted. It’s in there under settings, but it’s a pain to find.

via LockInfo in reply to jen_robbins

Carly Rae Jepsen, Jimmy Fallon, and the Roots Present Today’s Most Delightful ‘Call Me Maybe’ Video —… http://t.co/Oy0RGAzY

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@Glen_Trainor I hope she never hears about a lowball offer…

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to Glen_Trainor

Funny how LinkedIn feels comfortable spamming the crap out of me about everything under the sun, EXCEPT that my account may not be secure.

via Twitterrific for Mac

ryan Re. iOS 6: http://t.co/iTqx3Ozk

via web (retweeted on 1:50 PM, Jun 8th, 2012 via Osfoora for Mac)

@JimmySlims @geehoneybee That stuff looks like it should come with complimentary Pepto Bismol!

via Osfoora for Mac in reply to JimmySlims

@JimmySlims @geehoneybee Fran’s going out of town for the weekend, so I’m in full-on dad mode. Next time!

via Osfoora for Mac in reply to JimmySlims

@danbenjamin @jdalrymple @boojing I have to turn down the bass in my car when listening to any 5by5 podcasts.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to danbenjamin

Bummer, @Osfoora for Mac updated, but it still doesn’t handle Tweet Marker for lists.

via Osfoora for Mac

@marcoarment Mr. Reader. Seriously. It’s a little hokey looking, but works very well. Better than Reeder IMHO.

via Osfoora for Mac in reply to marcoarment

Started my day with a phone call from a very nice RCMP officer. Apparently I’m being subpoenaed because I witnessed an accident 2 years ago.

via Osfoora for Mac

Video: Wreck-It Ralph - Official Trailer #1 : John C. Reilly Intro (2012) [HD] (by TheMuvikliptela) This… http://t.co/nYIDIl5M

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“If you type two spaces after a period, you’re doing it wrong.” - Two spaces after a period: Why you should… http://t.co/oh7U5ylL

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iTunes just played It’s Getting Better by the Beatles.

Is it, iTunes? Is it really?

Skip.

via Osfoora for Mac

@marcoarment @DrTechGeek shows his intellectual superiority over iOS users by not bothering to (knowing how to?) set his Twitter avatar.

via Osfoora for Mac in reply to marcoarment

I always know when I’m stressed because I get very, very cold.

Been wearing my jacket all morning.

via Osfoora for Mac

@ttscoff @shawnblanc @ismh Gotta admit, I like Power Hour. Doesn’t matter how close you stick to the time in practice.

via Osfoora for Mac in reply to ttscoff

@ttscoff @MikeTRose I’d also be partial to Control-Command-W. Kickin’ it old school.

via Osfoora for Mac in reply to ttscoff

@ttscoff An ode to both @hotdogsladies seminal piece, and your innate ability to improve things, how about simply, “Better”.

via Osfoora for Mac in reply to ttscoff

@ttscoff The podcast has to be called “Terp-stra”, but it can only be pronounced by @danbenjamin.

via Osfoora for Mac in reply to ttscoff

@marcoarment Any chance it’s possible to enable for WiFi only location monitoring? ie. background update when arriving at a WiFi network?

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to marcoarment

kimlisagor Wow. Nothing GOOD about that news. http://t.co/giKcaYQw

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 9:27 PM, Jun 1st, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

davepell I finally achieved Inbox fuck you.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:06 PM, Jun 1st, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)