Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @jasonclarke ever

May 2012

Video: Boy Inspires Kids - Kids Inspire Us All (Amazing Finish) (by MidwestCurrans) [via The Mommy Files] http://t.co/FeNkmcVU

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And no, I won’t share.

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Sometimes I realize what music I’m rocking out to at my desk, and am so thankful for my headphones.

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Glen_Trainor RT @saidthewhale: This is awesome. 12 songs that sound the same. http://t.co/jH3JGWtQ

via HootSuite (retweeted on 2:39 PM, May 31st, 2012 via Osfoora for Mac)

From Microsoft:

“Dear Jason, Did you know your current contact settings have cancelled our email communications to your inbox?”

Um, yep.

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davidcaolo Apply every Instagram filter to an image, and here’s what you get. http://t.co/8jmhFVLM

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:39 AM, May 31st, 2012 via Osfoora for Mac)

geehoneybee RT @metalsucks 50 METAL & HARD ROCK MUSICIANS’ YEARBOOK PHOTOS | MetalSucks http://t.co/0QjN3mAI @jimmyslims @jasonclarke

via TweetMeme (retweeted on 9:49 AM, May 31st, 2012 via web)

fiztig Read the captions to these images at the Globe and Mail before they take it down! http://t.co/WPZ4b6Bq

via web (retweeted on 7:42 AM, May 31st, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@ryan Congratulations! Great spot, great forethought to have stealth photos taken.

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D10: Aaron Sorkin on Steve Jobs, Aristotle, and I Love Lucy - TechHive Beta Blog - As an unabashed Aaron… http://t.co/3iE3niCg

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@BenjaminBrooks Ha! For me you’re 95% more likely to get a reply when you don’t obstinately buck an established standard. Plus, context.

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@jen_robbins Wow, I bet that one’s accurate. I’ve tried various online tests, but they vary widely. I’m somewhere between 60 and 95 WPM. LOL

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@jen_robbins 106 is FAST. I’ve never broken 100.

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@jen_robbins Where did you do the test? I’m curious what I’m at these days.

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JZ first light is a reading lamp powered through a weight and cog wheels just like a clockwork.

http://t.co/vYGQjXgV

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 3:00 PM, May 30th, 2012 via Osfoora for Mac)

Oh good, now there’a a “local” version of Google+ to not care about.

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When did @tumblr stop posting any useful descriptive information to Twitter when you post a link? Sucktastic!

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@geehoneybee I’ve been listening to The Wall all day too.

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Some days typing feels like a struggle, and other days the words just fall out of my fingers. Not writing, but just the typing. Weird.

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luckyshirt I want to open a restaurant called “Boom Nachos!” and bring people tostadas, not nachos.

They complain; I punch the tostada.

Boom. Nachos.

via web (retweeted on 9:34 AM, May 27th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

geehoneybee Roger Waters @ BC Place http://t.co/UtpevI6U

via Instagram (retweeted on 2:17 AM, May 27th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

An hour early, but ready for Roger Waters’ THE WALL at BC Place. Can’t wait. With @jimmyslims and @geehoneybee http://t.co/qjE6glS2

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@JimmySlims @geehoneybee Went to a ball hockey game this morning, spent a couple hours reorganizing the boys’ bedroom, off to buy a fish.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to JimmySlims

So ya
Thought ya
Might like to
Go to the show.
To feel that warm thrill of confusion,
That space cadet glow.

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Video: The Final Countdown (by crouts0) To answer your question, it’s apparently a “Kazookeylele” (kazoo,… http://t.co/Uksadqj1

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@JimmySlims @geehoneybee Haven’t played hockey in a few weeks… Game is 5:30-6:30, I can be wherever you guys are by 7:30… or maybe skip. idk

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My son was frustrated with times tables. Got him an iPad app to practice, and this morning he spontaneously calls out “I love times tables!”

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kottke Epic video of a Slinky on a treadmill http://t.co/VyppBAb1

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Knowing a friendly expert can sure make your day sometimes. Thanks @inkedmn!

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@inkedmn That’s it! I was missing the wildcard (forehead slap). Thanks!

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@inkedmn Sorry for bugging you - just thought you might know. If the answer’s “no”, that’s fine, I’ll stop searching.

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@inkedmn Is there any way to search by Author in Evernote? I’d like to find all notes created via Instapaper, and the author identifies them

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@JimmySlims @geehoneybee Looks cool, but ShowYou won’t play the video for me for some reason.

via web in reply to JimmySlims

Had the greatest weekend ever. Then managed to throw my back out this afternoon, and I can barely walk. Hope muscle relaxants do the trick.

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Bassists Look Too Bored (with Mark Hoppus) - CollegeHumor Video http://t.co/tckf5aYu

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@superpixels They sometimes lack emotional content that only a voice can convey.

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Wow. @danbenjamin is a consummate professional. His 4 minute commentary on what happened to the Talk Show is perfect. Color me a Dan fan.

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@Jeanvittel007 Sorry, I’m not the Jason Clarke you meant to send this to.

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@JimmySlims Community is awesome. Or at least, it was. Awesome letter, huge mistake by @nbc - HUGE mistake.

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Kicking off our 10th anniversary long weekend. Kids are on an extended sleepover at their grandparents, my lady and are going to RELAX!

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@JimmySlims I can’t stand it. I know you planned it.

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@tapbot_paul Is that pre-release? I can’t find the setting…

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I can’t believe I’ve been married to @frankieclarke for 10 years. Feels like only yesterday.

Luckiest guy in the world.

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The house next door to us is for sale. Come be our neighbours! http://t.co/tUUVjWsu

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@JimmySlims @geehoneybee We do live close… we wish you lived closer! :-)

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@brianleathem I think not forcing people to re-subscribe to a feed is a service to them. Not bad at all.

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ironicsans WHEREAS, The music and message of the Beastie Boys evolved over the years, but they can’t, they don’t, they won’t stop… http://t.co/tCBfXN9E

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 8:36 PM, May 16th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

When I first went to college, I had this crazy French-Canadian piano playing roommate, Bruno.

This guy: http://t.co/afdKqwfr

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@ethanschoonover Built in to Safari, but I just switched back to Chrome and it’s snappier than it used to be. Liking it.

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FinerMac Mail: Drag emails to the left of the window to show your folders, subfolders http://t.co/8nzngbFW

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@Glen_Trainor I feel like there’s a joke in there somewhere.

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Wish @Tumblr would buy Missinge or shut the hell up about it; trying to scare us off a tool that makes their service better is a dick move.

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daveshumka I don’t know if I prefer Skrillex, Deadmau5, or Mucinex.

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This is why you have a working backup plan, kids… Toy Story 2 was almost lost forever! http://t.co/dM3A4lIZ

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Why Nikola Tesla was the greatest geek who ever lived - The Oatmeal http://t.co/7AhMUlV4

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iPad productivity apps - Matt Gemmell - People who say the iPad is only a device for consumption are wrong. http://t.co/4hRVCWpL

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In 3rd place overall in the playoff hockey pool going into the 3rd round, but 1st place is 20 points ahead and will be hard to catch.

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@mistergoats 10 year anniversary this weekend. It took a lot of work and bending by both of us to make it great. Certainly wasn’t always.

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@Glen_Trainor It’s because you’re hot, and they want to see your body parts.

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@mistergoats Both sides have to compromise FAR more than they ever would have thought. The compromise becomes worthwhile, and it’s amazing.

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Happy 4th birthday to the little girl that has my heart and will never let it go. http://t.co/bpgISiGI

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It’s a Tea Party birthday! Happy 4th birthday, Taya! http://t.co/tTlevjz4

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Taya making cupcakes for her birthday party today! (with help from Mom) http://t.co/yasjsoge

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benlong100 14 photos that shatter your image of famous people: http://t.co/C1FSu5oH

via web (retweeted on 7:21 AM, May 13th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

AmyJane I love you to death, but you’ve spent way too much time explaining @DadBoner to our eight-year-old.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:29 PM, May 12th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@bill_robbins You need to fix a typo in that last tweet. You said, “Rangers” when you meant to say, “Capitals”.

You’re welcome!

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hotdogsladies It’s really considerate of Tumblr to constantly remind me that “Missing e” is a VERY DANGEROUSLY SCARY way to make their site almost-usable.

via Hibari (retweeted on 10:03 AM, May 12th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Stumped for what to write on mom’s mother’s day card? I suggest:

Happy birthday or whatever.

Fondly,
[your name here]

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@mistergoats I think the word you’re looking for is “moist” or “moistest”.

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Turns out going on a pit tour of a mine with a full bladder is very uncomfortable. Sitting in the last row of the van doesn’t help.

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@sharpener Can’t show the boy all your tricks…

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Always the guy in jeans.

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Video: thenearsightedmonkey: http://t.co/O8ArlOHD

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Edmonton is more scenic than I gave it credit for. http://t.co/zZKw5Quu

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@mistergoats Domestic flight, wouldn’t help, would it?

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@Glen_Trainor Security line was insane, but I was so early it didn’t phase me at all.

That’s a new way of flying for me!

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Holy crap, I’ve never seen a line for security this long at the airport.

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1.5 hours early for a domestic flight. I’m channeling @Glen_Trainor today.

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HackerNewsYC The frequent fliers who flew too much http://t.co/tk9DM1Oe

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I’ll be so happy for all the stupid Star Wars jokes to be over tomorrow.

Please, god, let them be over.

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@mistergoats It’s cute how you’re consistently surprised that you’re married.

Isn’t “and stuff” being more talking what marriage is?

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Glen_Trainor April showers bring May showers.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:41 PM, May 4th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

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Pour one out for the man with the billy goat beard.

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@mistergoats Haven’t you always wondered what the true meaning of pants was? Like really?

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Wonder if I’ll ever conquer the internal censor that makes me delete 90% of my tweets before I send them.

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Don’t you just hate it when people answer questions with questions?

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I have nerdy tendencies. So why do nerds annoy me so much?

Oh wait, did I just answer my own question?

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Holy Hot Dicks from Hell It’s Minesweeper! http://t.co/5bRe5XiK

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EvaZebra Ladies and gentlemen, @jesselupini and I just discovered you can open beer with an iPad adapter. You’re welcome. http://t.co/Cicu4WyU

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 9:42 AM, May 3rd, 2012 via Osfoora for Mac)

@chartier I think “creepy”, “art”, “poignant”, and “metaphor” can all be used interchangeably to describe it.

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mpanzarino I’m giving up reading for a year. http://t.co/eQ5kSb8U

Hilarious from @HarryCMarks via @gruber

For reference: http://t.co/e5nwAqW6

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 6:51 AM, May 3rd, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Me, to my wife: “We didn’t 1st of May yesterday! Oh well, it just *started* yesterday. Plenty of time.”

Her: “Lol” Good sign, right?

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@sharpener Except that practically none of that audience is actually listening.

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@mistergoats By the way, that image is called goaticorn.jpg.

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It’s amazing what kind of garbage you can create with 5 minutes and a copy of Photoshop.

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Wonder if it concerned my parents when I sat in my room listening to and playing along with Comfortably Numb over and over again at age 10?

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When I was a child, I had a fever.

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@JimmySlims That’s a good point. But still pretty pointless.

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