@mistergoats “starfish” - Bwahaha!
As a ball sack draw-er yourself, you should be happy!
It’s harder to breathe as you’re raising the stakes
Move, bubble, rise, rain and evaporate
I trust in my abilities
But I want more than they offer
Working then gambling like the cycle of water
When the female singer’s voice breaks on the word “murder” in the Stones’ Gimme Shelter, I get goosebumps.
@BodyofBreen So you mean whole world outside the USA? ;-)
‘A Test You Need to Fail’: A Teacher’s Open Letter to Her 8th Grade Students | Common Dreams - › Because… http://t.co/34T4pr9O
Communication usually fails, except by accident - › Osmo Wiio is a Finnish researcher of human… http://t.co/d1hnpUA0
@the_ezuk Greatest keyboard available.
Hey @TheLoop1, was this Monkey Tales Games post an ad, or an actual endorsement? http://t.co/YfuXRFCc
destraynor “Is it a Phone, or is it a Condom?” http://t.co/S0Yi8b9R I wrote about the naming of Android phones. Read, laugh, vote and share.
@drdrang It’s Mashable… I’d take it with a grain of salt.
Android phone beats Microsoft phone at its own game, MS won’t give winner the award. Lame, Microsoft. Douchy and lame.
http://t.co/vWsqGJI9
Get with the times: You’re driving all wrong - › For decades, the standard instruction was that drivers… http://t.co/nXw33Rd8
@tapbot_paul nope
@geehoneybee You saw me? I looked good though, right?
VanCanucks Congrats, #Canucks! #NWchamps four years strong. We’re ready for Playoffs.
Hey @twitter, you’ve got a @spam problem. Seriously. It’s becoming ridiculous. I’m getting tired of reporting them.
What a night! @VanCanucks win in OT after being down 2-0, then @SurreyEagles win in OT of game 7 to move on to the 2nd round!
Apple, China, and the Truth - › But China, it turns out, is not so far away. Daisey’s fiction was predicated… http://t.co/Bw3lPfZv
@ethanschoonover Are you still an OmniFocus user?
@arcfinch @OmniFocus has fantastic support, so if you’re having trouble I would certainly recommend contacting them. They’re great.
@fpgeek I think discipline is often lost in the pursuit of ever more flexibility, when discipline can lead to greater accomplishments.
“I do not remember a single person I have ever admired just for their flexibility, but I remember tons…” http://t.co/YWGjP968
@ethanschoonover LOL - me too, that’s why I’m still on Dreamhost.
@ethanschoonover Thanks!
@ethanschoonover Yeah, good point. Who do you recommend that’s in the same ballpark price-wise?
How come when @dreamhost has a problem that affects only a small subset of their customers, I’m always one of the affected customers?
TidBITS iPhone iPad iPod: Where to Speak on Your iPhone 4 - Talk into the top of your iPhone when using… http://t.co/cIiCKiSK
@lexfri @BenjaminBrooks Are you doing this in Mail.app? If so, how?
Video: One switch. One head. The world. (by icdhills) This kid is truly amazing — great video editing with… http://t.co/YBqFUBHb
Translation: “We don’t typically test tablet temperatures, so, uhh. Pretend we never said anything? Please? We’re still relevant, right?”
Consumer Reports FAQ on their iPad 3 heat statements: http://t.co/Y7np2rEV
@ethanschoonover It’s hard to imagine that they need any more publicity.
@ethanschoonover I agree. My kids would have loved it, but at the expense of appreciating the Needle itself.
So glad they didn’t see this.
Just spent 3 days in Seattle, including a wonderful evening at the Space Needle. So glad we weren’t there for this: http://t.co/5LxT1xFF
@mistergoats It’s not so much that a husband’s happiness doesn’t count, it’s that a husband’s happiness is predicated on a wife’s happiness.
@Glen_Trainor Oh, right. That’s awesome. See you in a couple weeks!
@Glen_Trainor Holy long trip, Batman. Or should I say Green Lantern.
bill_robbins May be no reason to worry about riots this spring.
@Glen_Trainor Guess we’re not going to overlap, eh? You’re back Monday?
@tapbot_paul Any chance of adding the ability to mute arbitrary strings, not just users and hash tags? For example, “[Rumor]” or “Daisey”?
chappelledavidk Chinese Riddle:
If a man does not tweet does he exist?
3 Musketeers on an adventure http://t.co/J2q63wIB
J.D. Power names Apple No. 1 in smartphone customer satisfaction - 7th time in a row. http://t.co/BjLFGpdK
“93% of quotes on the Internet are misattributed.”
~ Mark Twain
Just introduced my kids (8, 6, and 3) to Mad Libs, right before bed. They LOVED them!
Timing might not have been ideal, though…
Sake sampler and beautiful lady http://t.co/0XEEik4J
Sushi and Fat Tire in Seattle http://t.co/Ubg4pjJW
phillryu Everyone so far has built a submarine like a glider to smoothly descend. James Cameron built a rocket pointed down. http://t.co/6nAUesUt
ethanschoonover We need a Khan Academy for character.
Rafe All cars have cup holders. Why don’t they have phone holders?
@simplicitybliss @tumblr It used to work for me, too, albeit temperamentally. But I haven’t had a successful backup now in a month.
@JimmySlims @geehoneybee Strong, silent type?
@taliforka Been too busy playing Draw Something, sorry!
@simplicitybliss @tumblr You got it to work at all? It fails all the time for me now.
@geehoneybee @JimmySlims Congrats. Too bad you can’t draw for shit!
@taliforka No kidding! Bor-ring!
What Americans Keep Ignoring About Finland’s School Success - National - The Atlantic - › Finland’s schools… http://t.co/0HNiBTjt
The Willpower Trick | Wired Science | http://t.co/DVE5iORZ - Willpower apparently can’t be conquered, but it can be… http://t.co/TtLTk5t0
Going Canucks.
They need my support now more than ever.
Only green I have to wear is a green hockey jersey from a team I used to play on, or a white Canucks jersey. Hard to decide.
@geehoneybee Hate speech has no place here! Show the love in your soul, not hate!
@geehoneybee Give it up, already! Your racism has no place here!
@bill_robbins LOL - What’d you say?
@bill_robbins Saw the article and thought I’d share. :-)
@geehoneybee So racist. People should be able to go about their lives without fear of condemnation for the colour of their beer.
The iPad Wins Because Android Tablet Apps Suck: An Illustrated Guide - News & Opinion - It can be hard to… http://t.co/MZKEklIA
@JimmySlims @geehoneybee Had a Guinness tonight. ‘Tis the season, right?
iPhone satisfaction at 75%; closest competitor at 47% - › Apple makes products that people want. Unlike… http://t.co/FeBMDh0C
Protein propaganda: It’s what’s for dinner | Grist - Food for thought. http://t.co/yDEI1M9e
@Twitterrific Why artificially constrain the size of the picture viewer on the Mac? Got this big screen, why not use it?
@geehoneybee Why not green craft beer?
The @osfooramac update is fantastic. Just wish it had TweetMarker support for lists, then I could start using it full-time.
I’m jasonclarke on Draw Something, if anyone wants to play.
@mistergoats FYI Frankie32 is my wife. BTW, nice ball sack drawing… LOL
What if the Secret to Success Is Failure? - http://t.co/i5cnIzm6 - › This is a problem, of course, for all parents,… http://t.co/7aZ7MOHh
How to Naturally Reset Your Sleep Cycle in One Night | Wise Bread - › Not eating for 12-16 hours can help… http://t.co/FVO1LDHa
@geehoneybee You be trippin’, yo.
@geehoneybee Except full-sized cream eggs.
@BenjaminBrooks Any advice that begins with “Real men [verb] …” is complete horseshit.
@BoosterJuicePV Sure!
Wait, make that a Matcha Monsoon… ;-)
@CraigInPR Flashes of it tonight. Just too little, too late.
@JimmySlims Yeah, but I also think that’s just how he looks. Win the cup? Dog died face.
@CraigInPR No kidding. Getting worried.
Hamhuis just scored, and he STILL looks like his dog just died. #Canucks
Happiness Takes (A Little) Magic | The Wirecutter - What’s wrong with spending all your time online, and… http://t.co/6AatlQc7
@instapaper Any chance of letting users define an offset? For example, I love dark mode in bed, but go to bed a few hours after sunset.
@Seanfunk Pretty sure it’s Lion only.
@Seanfunk I think because being able to text with someone on their iPhone from your computer is a killer feature. I use that daily now.
@BenjaminBrooks I’m sure that wasn’t built specifically for iPads, but what a happy coincidence that it fits them perfectly!
@Seanfunk Mac. The iChat replacement.
The new iMessage frequently fails to reconnect when switching networks, but if you only have the Messages window open there’s no indicator.
Working in the lounge at the shop while my truck is serviced. Someone just unmuted the TV and cranked the volume. Thanks, buddy.
@mistergoats In my experience, that never ends.
“This user has disabled downloading.” Oh, Flickr, How cute.
Big media can’t prevent movies from being downloaded, good luck with pictures.
Why I left Google - JW on Tech - Site Home - MSDN Blogs - › Perhaps Google is a better judge of when I… http://t.co/0qRHJsiW
RIP Peanut.
Stay strong.
I couldn’t agree more with @marcoarment’s take on link attribution.
TLDR: link attribution doesn’t really matter.
http://t.co/Ni9bHK6l
@mistergoats Apple AirPort Extreme http://t.co/GP44x0HY
Mine covers my entire 3 story house, no problem.
Monday’s Inbox greeting - happy Monday to me? http://t.co/0SDbcScW
@VanCanucks #canuckskidsclub 17 slapshots!
@NtQtSouthSurrey MacBook Pro or MacBook Air with Windows on it:
http://t.co/0jlHqIKz
RLRT @geehoneybee “You gotta learn to look past the vocals and appreciate the musicianship.”
Or I could listen to music with good vocals.
@mistergoats Help me out. @geehoneybee is disparaging the Foo Fighters. Can he still be reached, or is he beyond help?
It’s ok @geehoneybee, I get it. You prefer heavy music over good music. No worries.
http://t.co/MFHIQ0P6
@geehoneybee You were right about Macs. So, SO wrong about Foo Fighters, Pearl Jam, and the Beatles … the fucking BEATLES.
Fuck
Really
RLRT @geehoneybee “I don’t get the Beatles.”
Check please, we’re done here.
Another RLRT of @geehoneybee “People are like OMG, Pearl Jam! … meh”
Dude, I feel like I don’t even know who you are. What. The. Fuck.
RLRT @geehoneybee “Foo Fighters are one of the best bands ever, or so people say.”
Seriously, WTF?
@Glen_Trainor Well you gotta get that! Just to find out what it is!
@geehoneybee Did you actually have solar flare-related problems today? Like for real?
@danfrakes If you haven’t read it in 10-15 seconds, then deliver it to all devices.
@danfrakes I think a perfect solution would be for iMessages to remember the last device you used, and deliver msgs there first.
If you haven’t replaced Google with http://t.co/VVjpP5p7 for your web searching, you’re missing out.
@mistergoats I feel the need, the need for …
Nope, can’t do it.
@mistergoats Seinfeld-style sexy dentist? Was your shirt untucked when you were done?
Spilled some of water under my desk, almost on my 3 power bars, and some on the side of a computer. Thankfully, nothing was wrecked.
They’re an idiot.
If you read an article about how yesterday’s iPad event showed signs that Apple is unravelling in Steve’s absence, stop reading that author.
@Glen_Trainor …Scenic?
@ScottRintoul Or could it be that teams are adapting?
@brianleathem I love that they have a family plan that lets you back up up to 5 computers. #peaceofmind is right.
Maybe retina iPad apps are a good argument against universal apps. GarageBand up from ~500 MB to too big to fit in my iPhone’s free 1.8 GB?
iOS 5.1 seems slightly snappier on my iPhone 4. Also LOVING the new quick way to get to the camera from the home screen.
@mistergoats When you relapse, you’ve fallen off the wagon. FWIW
@mistergoats Welcome back. It was quiet here without you.
@JimmySlims @geehoneybee I’m working on it…
Video: Erie Otters dress forward to play goal after injury | Sports | National Post - › “As soon as I got… http://t.co/9WAkGCrw
What does it mean when you pull out your house key to try to get into the office, when your office uses swipe cards for access?
Install documentation for Microsoft software includes the line, “If the installation finishes successfully, …”. Confident much, Redmond?
@geehoneybee Reminds me a bit of Dire Straits. Diggin’ it.
@Glen_Trainor It’s a new day - see it as a sign of things to come.
@lexfri No, that’s good - maybe worth trying again, then. Thanks!
@lexfri When reviewing Twittelator Neue did you find its Tweet Marker support to work well? I’ve had trouble with it.
Is it just me, or is the @readability formatting service in @tweetbot deadly slow since the introduction of the Readability iOS apps?
intmath A pizza with radius “z” and thickness “a” has the volume pi*z*z*a. #math #education
@inkedmn I don’t know; I spend enough there that 10 Gs would sure help out… It’s like a lifetime supply of apps!
From soccer to basketball http://t.co/O6g60BPU
Soccer star and athletic supporter! http://t.co/UcIgnnxL
Cocktail of Popular Drugs May Cloud Brain - http://t.co/i5cnIzm6 - Tara Parker-Pope in the NYT: › The heart drug… http://t.co/YQxa6B7n
@Glen_Trainor Pics! Do you know this neighbour? Any idea what it means?
Is there anything more infuriatingly frustrating than providing tech support to family members with crappy old computers?
@AllanEdwin For sure. Probably early testing on new OS version. Doubt we’ll see iOS 6 until summer.
@jsnell Is it possible to subscribe to an RSS feed or Twitter account for a specific Storyline?
@AllanEdwin Bug, maybe?
@AllanEdwin Seems unlikely the retina iPad would report full resolution; pages rendered would be unreadably small.
@AllanEdwin That’s weird; iPhone 4/4S reports screen resolution of 320/480 even though it’s actually 640/960 for browser formatting.
@chartier Couldn’t agree more! Modern short-travel ones are faster and more efficient to use, with a side effect of not annoying neighbours.
@fpgeek Not that I know of, but it’s a good idea.
Video: Trike Drifting (by devinsupertramp) I’m so glad Trike Drifting didn’t exist when I was younger,… http://t.co/NTiyj6Tr
Google’s priorities have shifted - For anyone wondering whether Google’s priorities have shifted, just have… http://t.co/9Ck8YGDl
Give it five minutes - (37signals) - Jason Fried: › Dismissing an idea is so easy because it doesn’t involve… http://t.co/o5ZFeJrf
@Glen_Trainor @kixy_stabbs @mistergoats I can’t not take credit for coining that nickname. It’s so perfect.
@instapaper If I “Archive All Old”, does that apply only to the folder I’m viewing, or to my entire account?
chartier A QR code. Up in the sky. http://t.co/hNusuS9c
asymco Apple is only valued at the combined net worth of the 14 richest people in the world.
@chartier That’s pretty cool. Interesting model, too.
@chartier The typography is gorgeous, too. First real competition for Instapaper I’ve seen.
@chartier Not a fan of Instapaper?
Video: “Nice try, Nogoalov.” Maybe my favourite hockey commercial ever. Classic. McDonalds NHL Mini-Stick… http://t.co/sLgjH1fC
Photo: nevver: http://t.co/j1DZ22sq
@Glen_Trainor LMAO - that’s gotta be one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks!
@sharpener That sounds way more fun than I’m sure it actually is.
Looks like Cody Hodgson and his agent demanded more ice time from AV 2 days before trade deadline. http://t.co/bFBkf9ZI #canucks
@danfrakes Here’s the URL: http://t.co/t1Wuprwn
@danfrakes I’m using a crappy one by Diamond (all I could get at the time), but the Sewell SW-22867 was recommended to me by Brett Terpstra.
@danfrakes I’ve been using a USB display adaptor to get 2 external displays on my MacBook Pro. Works well.
@drdrang @ttscoff Ideally it would cycle through no caps, all caps, initial caps, and sentence caps. Title caps would be a nice-to-have. :-)
@drdrang @ttscoff Yes, exactly. Well, not just only remember one command, but also only use up one global keyboard shortcut. Running out.
@ttscoff That KeyBindings stuff still goes over my head, unfortunately.
My boys doing their shift at the local food bank http://t.co/w9UFf0vD
Hey @ttscoff or @drdrang, do either of you have a service that cycles selected text through capitalization schemes? all / no caps, sentence
@Ihnatko “not a content creation device” my ass!
@Ihnatko So smooth you were able to write it *on* an iPad?
@Glen_Trainor You’re on fire today!
@Glen_Trainor Must have been bad if you’re still thinking about it.
I should clarify: why do companies use a Facebook page as their homepage?
Why do companies use Facebook as their homepage? So weird.
@lexfri Your old kitchen looks (looked) nicer than my current kitchen! Interested to see how it ends up.
I’m loving @danielpunkass today. Accurately calling BS all over the place.
tapbot_paul Let’s have
better hissy fits
tomorrow.
@Mike_FTW Maybe the internet is taking a stand against self-proclaim A-holes that have unfounded hissy fits.
Ckmj23 @BotchonCanucks If Kassian can’t crack Sabres lineup how can he be expected to make #Canucks ?
Don Hay compared Kassian to Milan Lucic. Wow. Coho for Lucic, who wouldn’t do that deal going into a playoff run? #canucks
anildash We the Academy want to thank everyone involved in our industry except our customers & the tech people who make it convenient to watch films.