Caution, math nerd joke: http://t.co/qWI29foK
hotdogsladies My interest in iPhone predictions is teardrop-shaped.
@geoffgauthier What the hell… What happened?!?
geehoneybee We are politely being asked to get the fuck out.
@Seanfunk Awesome, thanks!
Somebody twitter me. For serious, twats.
Hey twats! That’s what twitter followers are called, right? if not, I vote we change it.
@geoffgauthier I didn’t mean it, honest!
@geoffgauthier I recognized the Weezer.
What the hell is Molson doing at #corkkeg? Blech; no thanks. “Microcarbonated” my ass.