Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @jasonclarke ever

October 2011

@newonnetflix Did you ever find out why it was dropped in the first place?

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to newonnetflix

I feel like I’ve lost the ability to colour outside the lines. Hope I don’t give my kids the same affliction.

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@jsnell Yes, I think that helps a lot. You’re right that web advertising has ruined digital ads for many users. More subtlety is needed.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to jsnell

I think it’s unfair for @marcoarment to get dumped on for pointing out the bad user experience of the ads in most digital publications.

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@jsnell @danielpunkass @_barajas Print ads are often better designed than web ads. Plus, scanning a mag for content is quicker than digital.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to jsnell

@marcoarment I think what you’re noticing is that on a screen, a full page ad is way more intrusive. Full-page web ads are unbearable.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to marcoarment

@jsnell Marco’s got a point: the context shift to reading on a screen makes ads feel more intrusive. Full-page web ads are unbearable.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to jsnell

geehoneybee The Most Interesting Man in the World don’t know shit! http://t.co/TSThVYzj

via web (retweeted on 9:28 AM, Oct 28th, 2011 via Twitterrific for Mac)

How Steve Jobs was able to always drive his car with no license plate - › Steve (or someone close to him)… http://t.co/v63gfibY

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The best thing about iMessages is that it cancels the notification on one device if you get it on another one.

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Holy email batman. What is it, international email Jason day?

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Casino poker room, open 24 hrs — the thought boggles my mind. http://t.co/F3IZFrXc

via Instagram

“Your computer may be slow or unresponsive while verifying the disk”. Well, it’s slow and unresponsive now, that’s why I’m verifying.

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@glentrainor @geoffgauthier Two words (and one’s not even a word): Lunchtime SSG?

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@Glen_Trainor I just booked an appointment for January, too… to come over and drink some of your Malbec! Leave the key under the mat.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to Glen_Trainor

Is it lunch yet? So hungry.

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I haven’t seen more than about 10 minutes of a Canucks game so far this year. How do they look?

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@JimmySlims Just wanted to make sure it was clear I was talking about the sugary cereal, and not an actual rabbit’s foot, or … something.

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@JimmySlims LMAO - I feel like I’m starting my morning with a bowl of Lucky Charms™!

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Steve Jobs on God - › WALTER ISAACSON: I remember sitting in his backyard in his garden one day and he… http://t.co/ODodGp2H

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daveshumka I’m going to be a pompous apostrophe for Hallowe’en.

via web (retweeted on 3:06 PM, Oct 24th, 2011 via Twitterrific for Mac)

I don’t mind (I like Chrome), but I wanted to get this done quick. Why the bundling and no option presented to the user? #adobesucks

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So, I’m trying to install Adobe Reader on a Windows machine (fresh install), and it’s automatically installing Google Chrome, too?

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@JimmySlims No, but I notice people spend a lot less time in my office than they used to. For meetings we go to a meeting room.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to JimmySlims

I’ve been working at a standing desk for 9 months, and I still get the urge sometimes to sit down to dig into a project. I don’t, but …

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@danfrakes Ahh, I see - that Message List Font setting only seems to apply to Classic layout. Very strange.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to danfrakes

@danfrakes Isn’t the fix to change the sidebar icon size under General in Preferences? Downside is it also changes the sidebar in Finder.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to danfrakes

rands Hey girl, sometimes I look better ragged: http://t.co/5dX0K8jH

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 7:15 PM, Oct 23rd, 2011 via Twitterrific)

Booster Juice after soccer future stars http://t.co/DioykCA2

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@drdrang Had my pupils dilated by the optometrist last week, so I had to do the same thing.

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Scoopin’ out the “punkin GUTS” http://t.co/nWlbvv8d

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“Daddy, why is he going right out of his hat?”
“Head, honey.”
“Oh. What’s that mean?”
“Going crazy.”
“Oh! Cool!”

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My 3 year old daughter likes The Headstones. I love her even more now!

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Is REM’s song Orange Crush about Twitter? “Follow me, don’t follow me.”

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Eddie_Fu Personally, I use Android b/c of its Google integration and customization. However, the best OS is the one that best suits YOUR needs.

via Seesmic (retweeted on 7:48 PM, Oct 22nd, 2011 via Twitterrific)

@JimmySlims Very cool. We could do that, right? All our Gran Turismo experience…

via Twitterrific in reply to JimmySlims

@geoffgauthier I like how your profile pic makes you look super surprised on this tweet.

via Tweetbot for iPhone in reply to geoffgauthier

Video: Michael Winslow - Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin (Senkveld med Thomas og Harald) (by FifaDragZ)… http://t.co/ggC1oT21

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How to Enable Multitasking Gestures and Display Mirroring on the iPad 1 (Without Jailbreaking) - Works… http://t.co/hR6iz1Vj

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Just discovered thanks to @pogue that I’ve been pronouncing “jewelry” wrong my entire life. Thankfully, I rarely say the word. (knock wood)

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harpers Ratio of the estimated number of tigers living in the wild to the number living as U.S. pets 1:1 (Oct. ’10) #HarpersIndex

via web (retweeted on 3:51 PM, Oct 20th, 2011 via Twitterrific for Mac)

Any sports league that asks you to “check the schedule throughout the week for changes” needs to get their shit together.

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Translated, I think he means, “Wow, even though we do voice recognition, we’re nowhere near making it as useful as Siri is, so Siri sucks.”

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Android chief wants to tell us how we shouldn’t use our phones, instead of enabling us to use them how we want. http://t.co/ga1efo11

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Video: Benjamin Zander: Classical music with shining eyes (by TEDtalksDirector) Find 20 minutes and watch… http://t.co/yJym3qYH

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Video: Epic Trick Shot Battle - Basketball vs. Frisbee (by corycotton) http://t.co/yyjhGwES

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Before You Submit: Some Tips for Self-Editing - Lingua Franca - Here’s another article that explains why… http://t.co/1yFSJerQ

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@danfrakes That happens on my 2008 MacBook Pro, too. I think it’s a *feature*; they mute the channel after output to mute the noise.

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thedayhascome I keep checking into some girl’s bedroom on foursquare just for the satisfaction of ousting her boyfriend as Mayor.

via Tweetbot for iPhone (retweeted on 2:15 PM, Oct 19th, 2011 via Twitterrific for Mac)

@sharpener Right, I just don’t agree. To me it’s just another computing device, and is geared towards whatever the user prefers.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to sharpener

@sharpener I prefer to write on a real keyboard using my big screen, and full power of my MB, but the iPad can work too.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to sharpener

@sharpener It all depends on what your work is, and how good (or not) the software tools are. iPad writing=good. Design/dev, not so much.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to sharpener

@sharpener No doubt. But I can take an iPad with me on a day trip, and get some real work done. (email, writing, etc). Don’t need MB.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to sharpener

@sharpener I don’t know; the iPad’s a tool just like any other. If you want to create with it, you’ll find a way. http://t.co/8NajZFJf

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to sharpener

This clip is ridiculous and immature, and yet somehow epic; Guy uses a marching band to quit his job: http://t.co/MwXtP0x9

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I’m hiring! Technical Services Engineer at Wenco International Mining Systems - Vancouver, Canada Area #jobs http://t.co/gSz3c2il

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@gruber Give @Twitterrific another shot on your Mac. The Tweet Marker integration has changed my Twitter usage.

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Video: Quantum Levitation (by ASTCvideos) http://t.co/Oi1eop3G

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@chartier How did you do it? I’m just now trying to get into my son’s iPod touch that he set a password on and promptly forgot. Backing up.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to chartier

Wow, my Dora “Backpack” temporary tattoo on my hand just survived a hockey game and a shower. What do they make these things out of?

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@gruber Bacon = real bacon in all of Canada. It’s only in the US that there’s the concept of “Canadian bacon”.

via Twitterrific in reply to gruber

Oh man, this law humor site “Lowering the Bar” is priceless. e.g. Couple calls 911 after getting lost in a corn maze: http://t.co/ZHlg41SR

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Apollo 11 had to go through customs when they came back from the moon? http://t.co/aiH8EyOl

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Goats (@geoffgauthier) looking quite dapper this Friday. Qu’est-ce que F? http://t.co/Rfrn7bW6

via Photos on iOS

@geehoneybee I’d click Baby Ran, it would show me the album art for Back in Black, and play Back Off Bitch.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to geehoneybee

@geehoneybee Can’t be any worse than my last USB sync was; Music all F’d up.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to geehoneybee

Walking around with my iPhone in my pocket while it syncs over WiFi. The future.

via Twitterrific for Mac

@geoffgauthier iMessage is built into the Messages app, no need to do anything. Sady, Siri is iPhone 4S only.

via Twitterrific in reply to geoffgauthier

So glad the airport sells so much perfume. I think the lady in front of me may have bought it all.

And she’s wearing all of it right now.

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@Wildaboutmusic Lennon’s best work was almost always side by side with McCartney. My favorite: We Can Work it Out

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@marcoarment I can’t wait until you release Second Crack. Hope it’s non-developer friendly!

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“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in…” http://t.co/J5CpR0mk

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@iPhoneinCanada How much was the BlendTec, if you don’t mind me asking?

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Why we crave creativity but reject creative ideas - › Most people view creativity as an asset — until they… http://t.co/IYNvYsiN

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Split Family Faces - Unsettling but awesome. http://t.co/kzFHOu5n

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Eric Schmidt on Steve Jobs - BusinessWeek - (via Instapaper) http://t.co/NJv8t0jU

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Yet another accident at the intersection of PR and Blog - When I wrote for Download Squad, I received on… http://t.co/jKRGSwgh

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My 3 year old daughter just told me she’s going to eat my soul. Pretty sure it’s a song lyric… I can’t place it though.

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Video: Brodie Smith - Frisbee Trick Shots (by brodiesmith21) http://t.co/5bHyKw2x

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Creepy album cover! RT @chartier Scott Weiland apparently has a Christmas album coming out. What is this I don’t even: http://t.co/gXuNDj5Y

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Richard Stallman is maybe the single worst thing to happen to the Open Source movement. He hurts its credibility. http://t.co/e3zWwOlu

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@superpixels What a great reminder. Glad they shared that.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to superpixels

“I once asked [Steve Jobs] if he was glad that he had kids, and he said, ‘It’s 10,000 times better than anything I’ve ever done.’ “

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@socialiteapp Any chance you’ll be adding Tweet Marker support?

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Steve Jobs: Making a dent in the universe | Computers | Mac Word | Macworld - › It might not have looked… http://t.co/cxuEbg4y

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@SlvrLambStudios Settings > General > Reset > Reset Keyboard Dictionary

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@SlvrLambStudios You can fix that problem yourself by resetting your autocorrect dictionary. It learned that spelling from you.

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Video: The Crazy Ones narrated by Steve Jobs (by dogtownmac) Wow, this version is better than the one they… http://t.co/3hT95G4S

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jsnell Okay, the Onion’s story about Steve Jobs is worth it just for the headline alone. http://t.co/caQzTrNP

via Twitterrific for Mac (retweeted on 10:29 AM, Oct 6th, 2011 via Twitterrific for Mac)

For the third morning in a row, I have to keep my jacket on after getting to work. Freezing in here.

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manton “You can’t connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards.” - Steve Jobs

via web (retweeted on 8:08 AM, Oct 6th, 2011 via Tweet Speaker)

Video: RIP Steve Jobs Apple - Think Different - Full Version (by kreftovich1) http://t.co/O5tDGQhe

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Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in square holes. The ones who see things differently.

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@phillryu But at least we’ll get iTunes Match in Canada; no sign of Spotify up north, and not likely any time soon.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to phillryu

dannyrodri But why Siri, Why?! http://t.co/SJMtLrB3

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:44 AM, Oct 5th, 2011 via Twitterrific for Mac)

This is so wrong it’s, well, it’s just wrong. But funny: http://t.co/XBAl1l3h

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sharpener Hear, hear. | RT @AndreaNiosi: I am so sick of companies telling me to like them on FB: stop it, you sound desperate and it’s not marketing.

via Twitter for BlackBerry® (retweeted on 9:56 PM, Oct 4th, 2011 via Twitterrific for Mac)

The Living Bridge - A community in India uses the roots of fig trees to build living bridges that span storm… http://t.co/fdbaaLfI

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@geoffgauthier Nahh - it doesn’t get released until next Friday, but I don’t see any real compelling reason to get one. Siri not in Canada.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to geoffgauthier

lexfri Heck, I want Siri on my wife.

Don’t tweet that, self. Don’t tweet that, self. Don’t tweet tha—

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 2:11 PM, Oct 4th, 2011 via Twitterrific for Mac)

lexfri I want Siri on my Mac.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 2:11 PM, Oct 4th, 2011 via Twitterrific for Mac)

How do you write the plural of iPhone 4, differentiated from the new iPhone 4s? I used an apostrophe, but that’s not right.

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@Gartenberg @jsnell I suspect it will be available in iPhone 4, if you jailbreak.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to Gartenberg

I can’t wait for the jailbreak community to enable Siri on iPhone 4’s.

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Access Main Computer File - I’ve always been fascinated by the fake computer user interfaces you see in… http://t.co/6nt8OI9p

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Video: › Magic Brownie Adventure Movie (by [magicbrowniemovie]) Best viral ad I’ve seen yet. http://t.co/xtVPcdTH

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Letters of Note: Each of you is special just because you’re you - › Back in January of 1990, a 6-year-old… http://t.co/IkliIs9K

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@tweetlist Are you planning on adding Tweet Marker support?

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Google’s new aesthetic.

So that happened.

:-/

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Um, it’s 12:30 - how did that happen?

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If the site you’re reading is purporting to give you information about what is going to be announced by Apple tomorrow, know that it’s BS.

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luckyshirt If you own a big home and someone tells you to go big or go home, you get trapped in a paradox forever and can’t even die. I’m serious.

via web (retweeted on 11:53 PM, Oct 2nd, 2011 via Twitterrific)

How did Luongo get his start in net? With a shutout, of course. http://t.co/LPBrhTF9

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hotdogsladies My interest in iPhone predictions is teardrop-shaped.

via web (retweeted on 1:05 PM, Oct 1st, 2011 via Twitterrific)

geehoneybee We are politely being asked to get the fuck out.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:29 AM, Oct 1st, 2011 via Twitterrific)

He (@geehoneybee) held that pose for a really long time. http://t.co/RB90pKqA

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Somebody twitter me. For serious, twats.

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Hey twats! That’s what twitter followers are called, right? if not, I vote we change it.

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Tweet tweet muthafuckas! That’s for you, @geehoneybee and @JimmySlims!

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What the hell is Molson doing at #corkkeg? Blech; no thanks. “Microcarbonated” my ass.

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Checking out #corkkeg in Langley with @JimmySlims, @geehoneybee and our ladies. A “little” wine, a “little” beer. Can’t beat it.

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@siracusa @hotdogsladies Incredibly slow loading of the Flickr mobile site compared to all other photo sites.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to siracusa

Video: Aurora Borealis seen from the International Space Station in Orbit (by isoeph) http://t.co/9I9qndq1

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@geoffgauthier My speakers cost me a grand total of $$25 over 10 years ago, and none of them match - left and right, and sub, all different.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to geoffgauthier

@geoffgauthier My desktop speakers partially died (left channel sound only) and I was trying to figure out if it was fixable. Nope.

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to geoffgauthier

Hey @Twitterrific, are there power user command line settings for you like there are for @takefiveapp?

via Twitterrific for Mac

@geoffgauthier @glentrainor Did you see the “site to behold” one? s/b sight

via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to geoffgauthier

hotdogsladies “Is Amazon Fire the iPad Killer or Just Dead on Arrival? Will You Click on a Bullshit Headline?”

[more + Katy Perry boob gallery inside >>]

via Birdhouse (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Sep 28th, 2011 via Twitterrific for Mac)

Reality hits you hard, brah.

via Twitterrific for Mac

@GlenTrainor The driver’s license, or the beer, wine, AND rum & coke?

via Twitterrific in reply to GlenTrainor

@taliforka Glen roped you in to Twitter, eh? Welcome!

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@GlenTrainor Dude, it’s Tuesday! Celebrating Gabi’s driver’s license?

via Twitterrific in reply to GlenTrainor

biorhythmist You better check your elf before you wreck your elf because they will not fit in the overhead bin, believe me.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:33 PM, Sep 27th, 2011 via Twitterrific)

@Seanfunk Why? You’d think the first point would negate the second.

via Twitterrific in reply to Seanfunk

How to use Keyboard Maestro to add hotkeys for Twitter lists in Twitterrific - With the addition of Tweet… http://t.co/zrkEbNsj

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