Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @jasonclarke ever

September 2011

He (@geehoneybee) held that pose for a really long time. http://t.co/RB90pKqA

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Somebody twitter me. For serious, twats.

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Hey twats! That’s what twitter followers are called, right? if not, I vote we change it.

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Tweet tweet muthafuckas! That’s for you, @geehoneybee and @JimmySlims!

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What the hell is Molson doing at #corkkeg? Blech; no thanks. “Microcarbonated” my ass.

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Checking out #corkkeg in Langley with @JimmySlims, @geehoneybee and our ladies. A “little” wine, a “little” beer. Can’t beat it.

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@siracusa @hotdogsladies Incredibly slow loading of the Flickr mobile site compared to all other photo sites.

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Video: Aurora Borealis seen from the International Space Station in Orbit (by isoeph) http://t.co/9I9qndq1

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@geoffgauthier My speakers cost me a grand total of $$25 over 10 years ago, and none of them match - left and right, and sub, all different.

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@geoffgauthier My desktop speakers partially died (left channel sound only) and I was trying to figure out if it was fixable. Nope.

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Hey @Twitterrific, are there power user command line settings for you like there are for @takefiveapp?

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@geoffgauthier @glentrainor Did you see the “site to behold” one? s/b sight

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hotdogsladies “Is Amazon Fire the iPad Killer or Just Dead on Arrival? Will You Click on a Bullshit Headline?”

[more + Katy Perry boob gallery inside >>]

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Reality hits you hard, brah.

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@GlenTrainor The driver’s license, or the beer, wine, AND rum & coke?

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@taliforka Glen roped you in to Twitter, eh? Welcome!

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@GlenTrainor Dude, it’s Tuesday! Celebrating Gabi’s driver’s license?

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biorhythmist You better check your elf before you wreck your elf because they will not fit in the overhead bin, believe me.

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@Seanfunk Why? You’d think the first point would negate the second.

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How to use Keyboard Maestro to add hotkeys for Twitter lists in Twitterrific - With the addition of Tweet… http://t.co/zrkEbNsj

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@mattgemmell Agree. Chances are if you say no, they’ll link to you anyway. And if not, who cares?

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I’m LOVING Shanahan’s hard line on head contact in the NHL, and video explanations. Can’t believe this hasn’t happened sooner.

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You gotta try my aunt Pearl’s Jam.

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jsnell Please forgive me. The name of the phone is actually — get this — the Samsung Galaxy S™ II, Epic™ 4G Touch.

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@geoffgauthier Did she get any from La Frenz? If so, it was made by my bro-in-law!

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I’m pretty sure “re-solutioning” is not a word.

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When sending your resume to a potential employer, consider that the file name “resume.doc” might not be descriptive enough.

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I tried, but I just can’t get into @Gmail’s new “Preview” theme, not even the dense one. Feels like it’s wasting space all over the place.

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Looking forward to lunch time - gonna find somewhere to lie down to take the pressure off my back.

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Wow, I tried to watch the highlights from last night’s #Canucks game, but I couldn’t find the hockey, just a bunch of children fighting.

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@shawnblanc Gmail does that for you automatically now.

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@geoffgauthier @glentrainor Bad, but starting to improve. Lost yesterday to potent muscle relaxants. Avoiding them today so I can work.

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@AllanEdwin I wish! The superpower I’m currently working on is finding a comfy position in this waiting room chair.

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@GlenTrainor On the upside, the muscle relaxants he gave me help a lot, at least for the 10 minutes I can stay awake after taking them.

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@GlenTrainor I’m still hopeful it’s just a muscle thing, but yesterday was worse than Monday so doc wants to rule out a spinal issue.

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Going to get my back x-rayed this morning.

Good times.

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Hey @geehoneybee, check out this relic! RT @Alltop Best Buy flyer from 1996 http://t.co/lOuYiMpb

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@geehoneybee @jimmyslims Get it - free for Mac or PC - worked great on my 2008 MacBook Pro.

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@JimmySlims @geehoneybee Played through it a year or so ago. Great game. Sounds like Portal 2 is even better, but I haven’t bought it yet.

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@geoffgauthier @allanedwin Awesome - and then I’ll tweet it! j/k (I think)

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@taddeis I’m in! What could possibly go wrong?

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Drug side-effect listings are terrifying.

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@geehoneybee At least you’re not incapacitated by crippling back pain! Oh, and your friend is giving you a beer cooler! That was my attempt.

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@AllanEdwin I’d much prefer being in the photo.

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Which is a long winded way to say holy crap, owwwww. (sad trombone)

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Starting to wonder if this really is a muscle injury, or something more. 24 hrs later and I can only sit up for about 20 minutes at a time.

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@mamchenkov Agreed. Turns out I hurt it yesterday, but not bad enough to notice. Then today I tweaked something and owwwwww!

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Just watched the first episode of Breaking Bad. Wow. Thanks for the recommendation @taddeis

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@AllanEdwin The doctor asked how I felt about massage therapy. I told him the idea of that right now terrifies me. He laughed, said later.

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@JimmySlims Pulled a muscle in my back. Apparently pretty badly. Grr.

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Stuck lying on my back for the next two days. Thank god for the iPhone and iPad.

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@JimmySlims That last tweet might have been the pain killers talking.

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@GlenTrainor @geoffgauthier Nahh, I’m sure you’ve emailed me from your phone in that time.

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@GlenTrainor send me an email! I like to see it!

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Threw my back out getting out of my car at lunch today. Can barely walk. What am I, 100 years old? Awesome. :-/

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@GlenTrainor Can’t be that old; you’re talking about breakfast a 11AM…

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@daniel_chadwick Doubt it’s a calcium deficiency for me; I drink way too much milk! Thanks for the thought though… Maybe dehydration?

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Who’s got two thumbs, and somehow managed to injure himself while sleeping?

This guy!

(Calf cramped, and now I can barely walk. WTF?!)

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@chartier @inkedmn @davidcaolo Just assign Gmail’s All Mail folder to be Mail’s Trash. Then the Delete key is your Archive button.

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@1Password Yes - so I had the wrong extension loaded.

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@geoffgauthier Just cracked me up that it was in a grammar-related tweet.

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Wencomine We’re hiring! Project Manager, System Implementations at Wenco. Richmond, BC, Canada #jobs http://t.co/3etQh8fi

via LinkedIn (retweeted on 1:44 PM, Sep 16th, 2011 via Twitterrific for Mac)

@1password I think I got it figured out; needed the beta extension.

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@1Password I have the latest Chrome extension installed, but it seems to freeze when I try to log in. Is this a known issue?

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lanyardquirk Hi, you’ve reached the desk of me. I’m not here to take your call right now, so hang the fuck up and send me an email like a normal person.

via web (retweeted on 10:59 AM, Sep 16th, 2011 via Twitterrific)

@mamchenkov Haha - luckily, it passed after a couple of hours. Thanks for the tip… ;-)

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Suddenly feeling incredibly nauseous. This isn’t good.

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Is there anything sweeter than hearing your kids spontaneously tell each other that they love them? #fb

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This football link is for @JimmySlims and @geehoneybee: http://t.co/1R8A0VmD Gotta admit it’s an entertaining approach.

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Huh; Cornell says standing while working on a computer _isn’t_ healthier, and results in lower productivity: http://t.co/xEJar6qG

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Get Pearl Jam’s newest track, Olé, for free: http://t.co/MC9w9Wbv

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Video: Street Acrobats - Union Square, New York City (by JonneyeTV) http://t.co/jtlLRDaP

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Girl wins bid to play virtual self in EA Sports NHL 12 video game - The Globe and Mail http://t.co/8yg0TB0L

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Animated sheet music - Miles Davis’ So What, Charlie Parker’s Confirmation, and Coltrane’s Giant Steps. http://t.co/RknfKihZ

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@geoffgauthier I’m sure those points are mutually exclusive.

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@geoffgauthier So… your wife’s not on Twitter, is she?

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Music Thing: TINY MUSIC MAKERS: Pt 4: The Mac Startup Sound - › Jim’s most famous pop-culture moment was the… http://t.co/C0fx6Vo

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Video: Steve Jobs, “Computers are like a bicycle for our minds.” (by mlfilms) http://t.co/RcnECy3

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A Super Mario Bros version of Portal?! http://t.co/ot7zwDW

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So, everyone seems to think this Bitcasa thing is going to be the bee’s knees; I’d suggest getting on the waiting list: http://t.co/Jz2Zgu0

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Chose to work from home today due to awful traffic problems on my commute, forgetting that my neighbour is doing major renovations.

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I can’t wait for the iPhone 5 to be released, but only because I want iOS 5 on my iPhone 4.

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@geehoneybee I gave up and turned around. Working from home now.

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How is it that jet lag is kicking my ass worse today than it did yesterday?

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@geoffgauthier I guess they’re not going to spend the money for _two_ helmets on mere prospects!

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I love @Twitterrific, but it sure does seem to have a short timeout before reporting connection errors. A few more seconds, and it’s fine.

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Mike_FTW “Silly me. I thought flying on 9/11 would be easy.” Heartbreaking and shameful. http://t.co/MFNZPru (via @KuraFire)

via Tweetbot for iPhone (retweeted on 8:52 PM, Sep 12th, 2011 via Twitterrific)

I’ll second that! RT @GlenTrainor Standing Desk + Jet Lag = Sucks

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Apple’s Senior VP of Worldwide Product Marketing, Phil Schiller, is the only person I follow on Twitter that uses Ping.

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@JimmySlims Not a hater; imagine if half the people you follow suddenly started tweeting incessantly about basket weaving. Annoying, right?

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@geehoneybee Because I couldn’t find the NFL any less interesting, and my twitter feed has filled up with crap about it.

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NFL season starts, and Twitter becomes 1/7th less useful.

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@lexfri @danfrakes I have to agree that Tweetmarks is a killer Twitter feature. Worth giving up functionality in other clients.

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