Somebody twitter me. For serious, twats.
Hey twats! That’s what twitter followers are called, right? if not, I vote we change it.
@geoffgauthier I didn’t mean it, honest!
@geoffgauthier I recognized the Weezer.
What the hell is Molson doing at #corkkeg? Blech; no thanks. “Microcarbonated” my ass.
Video: Aurora Borealis seen from the International Space Station in Orbit (by isoeph) http://t.co/9I9qndq1
@geoffgauthier My speakers cost me a grand total of $$25 over 10 years ago, and none of them match - left and right, and sub, all different.
@geoffgauthier My desktop speakers partially died (left channel sound only) and I was trying to figure out if it was fixable. Nope.
hotdogsladies “Is Amazon Fire the iPad Killer or Just Dead on Arrival? Will You Click on a Bullshit Headline?”
[more + Katy Perry boob gallery inside >>]
Reality hits you hard, brah.
@GlenTrainor I mean rye & coke.
@GlenTrainor The driver’s license, or the beer, wine, AND rum & coke?
@taliforka Glen roped you in to Twitter, eh? Welcome!
@GlenTrainor Dude, it’s Tuesday! Celebrating Gabi’s driver’s license?
biorhythmist You better check your elf before you wreck your elf because they will not fit in the overhead bin, believe me.
@Seanfunk Ahh, bummer.
@Seanfunk Why? You’d think the first point would negate the second.
How to use Keyboard Maestro to add hotkeys for Twitter lists in Twitterrific - With the addition of Tweet… http://t.co/zrkEbNsj
@mattgemmell Agree. Chances are if you say no, they’ll link to you anyway. And if not, who cares?
I’m LOVING Shanahan’s hard line on head contact in the NHL, and video explanations. Can’t believe this hasn’t happened sooner.
You gotta try my aunt Pearl’s Jam.
jsnell Please forgive me. The name of the phone is actually — get this — the Samsung Galaxy S™ II, Epic™ 4G Touch.
@geehoneybee LOAD “*”,8,1
@geoffgauthier Did she get any from La Frenz? If so, it was made by my bro-in-law!
@GlenTrainor You’re doin’ it wrong?
I’m pretty sure “re-solutioning” is not a word.
When sending your resume to a potential employer, consider that the file name “resume.doc” might not be descriptive enough.
@geoffgauthier Yeah. This sucks.
I tried, but I just can’t get into @Gmail’s new “Preview” theme, not even the dense one. Feels like it’s wasting space all over the place.
Looking forward to lunch time - gonna find somewhere to lie down to take the pressure off my back.
Wow, I tried to watch the highlights from last night’s #Canucks game, but I couldn’t find the hockey, just a bunch of children fighting.
@GlenTrainor Arrested. For sure.
@shawnblanc Gmail does that for you automatically now.
@GlenTrainor Where’d you play? How did it go?
@AllanEdwin I wish! The superpower I’m currently working on is finding a comfy position in this waiting room chair.
@GlenTrainor On the upside, the muscle relaxants he gave me help a lot, at least for the 10 minutes I can stay awake after taking them.
@GlenTrainor I’m still hopeful it’s just a muscle thing, but yesterday was worse than Monday so doc wants to rule out a spinal issue.
Going to get my back x-rayed this morning.
@taddeis I’m in! What could possibly go wrong?
Drug side-effect listings are terrifying.
@geehoneybee At least you’re not incapacitated by crippling back pain! Oh, and your friend is giving you a beer cooler! That was my attempt.
@geoffgauthier Awesome avatar!
@AllanEdwin I’d much prefer being in the photo.
Which is a long winded way to say holy crap, owwwww. (sad trombone)
Starting to wonder if this really is a muscle injury, or something more. 24 hrs later and I can only sit up for about 20 minutes at a time.
@mamchenkov Agreed. Turns out I hurt it yesterday, but not bad enough to notice. Then today I tweaked something and owwwwww!
Just watched the first episode of Breaking Bad. Wow. Thanks for the recommendation @taddeis
@AllanEdwin The doctor asked how I felt about massage therapy. I told him the idea of that right now terrifies me. He laughed, said later.
@JimmySlims Pulled a muscle in my back. Apparently pretty badly. Grr.
Stuck lying on my back for the next two days. Thank god for the iPhone and iPad.
@JimmySlims That last tweet might have been the pain killers talking.
@JimmySlims LMAO, TMI! OMGWTFBBQ!!!
@GlenTrainor send me an email! I like to see it!
Help me #IhateStarWarsTweets, you’re my only hope!
@SlvrLambStudios Thanks - and no, it sucks!
Threw my back out getting out of my car at lunch today. Can barely walk. What am I, 100 years old? Awesome. :-/
Photo: kenyatta: http://t.co/cnRXjzZ1
@GlenTrainor Can’t be that old; you’re talking about breakfast a 11AM…
@daniel_chadwick Doubt it’s a calcium deficiency for me; I drink way too much milk! Thanks for the thought though… Maybe dehydration?
Who’s got two thumbs, and somehow managed to injure himself while sleeping?
(Calf cramped, and now I can barely walk. WTF?!)
@1Password Yes - so I had the wrong extension loaded.
@geoffgauthier Just cracked me up that it was in a grammar-related tweet.
@geoffgauthier “As it mistakes”?
@1password I think I got it figured out; needed the beta extension.
@1Password I have the latest Chrome extension installed, but it seems to freeze when I try to log in. Is this a known issue?
lanyardquirk Hi, you’ve reached the desk of me. I’m not here to take your call right now, so hang the fuck up and send me an email like a normal person.
@mamchenkov Haha - luckily, it passed after a couple of hours. Thanks for the tip… ;-)
Suddenly feeling incredibly nauseous. This isn’t good.
Big brother love. http://img.ly/8rgJ
Is there anything sweeter than hearing your kids spontaneously tell each other that they love them? #fb
Huh; Cornell says standing while working on a computer _isn’t_ healthier, and results in lower productivity: http://t.co/xEJar6qG
Get Pearl Jam’s newest track, Olé, for free: http://t.co/MC9w9Wbv
Video: Street Acrobats - Union Square, New York City (by JonneyeTV) http://t.co/jtlLRDaP
Girl wins bid to play virtual self in EA Sports NHL 12 video game - The Globe and Mail http://t.co/8yg0TB0L
Animated sheet music - Miles Davis’ So What, Charlie Parker’s Confirmation, and Coltrane’s Giant Steps. http://t.co/RknfKihZ
@geoffgauthier I’m sure those points are mutually exclusive.
@geoffgauthier So… your wife’s not on Twitter, is she?
Music Thing: TINY MUSIC MAKERS: Pt 4: The Mac Startup Sound - › Jim’s most famous pop-culture moment was the… http://t.co/C0fx6Vo
Video: Steve Jobs, “Computers are like a bicycle for our minds.” (by mlfilms) http://t.co/RcnECy3
A Super Mario Bros version of Portal?! http://t.co/ot7zwDW
So, everyone seems to think this Bitcasa thing is going to be the bee’s knees; I’d suggest getting on the waiting list: http://t.co/Jz2Zgu0
Chose to work from home today due to awful traffic problems on my commute, forgetting that my neighbour is doing major renovations.
I can’t wait for the iPhone 5 to be released, but only because I want iOS 5 on my iPhone 4.
@geehoneybee I gave up and turned around. Working from home now.
How is it that jet lag is kicking my ass worse today than it did yesterday?
@geoffgauthier I guess they’re not going to spend the money for _two_ helmets on mere prospects!
I love @Twitterrific, but it sure does seem to have a short timeout before reporting connection errors. A few more seconds, and it’s fine.
I’ll second that! RT @GlenTrainor Standing Desk + Jet Lag = Sucks
Apple’s Senior VP of Worldwide Product Marketing, Phil Schiller, is the only person I follow on Twitter that uses Ping.
@JimmySlims Not a hater; imagine if half the people you follow suddenly started tweeting incessantly about basket weaving. Annoying, right?
@geehoneybee Because I couldn’t find the NFL any less interesting, and my twitter feed has filled up with crap about it.
NFL season starts, and Twitter becomes 1/7th less useful.
@Seanfunk Yep. Constantly.