Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @jasonclarke ever

July 2011

johnbattelle A Billion Dollars Isn’t Cool. You Know What’s Cool? Basic Human Decency via @techcrunch http://t.co/kNd8jbY #wwhw

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My oldest son will never need a mobile phone; he’ll just yell loud enough to be heard by anyone, anywhere. #fb

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@geoffgauthier It was this way when we got the house. I like it just fine, but Fran wants a lawn.

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@AllanEdwin Two multiplayer recommendations: Chess with Friends, Super Stickman Golf (more for you than them)

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How to Clear a Blocked Nose - › Push your tongue against the top of your mouth and place a finger between… http://tumblr.com/xoj3s9…

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The only way I’ve seen of connecting Twitter and G+ involve posting to Twitter from G+. I don’t spend much time in G+, prefer the opposite.

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MrAlanCooper Fracking brilliant: Developers, designers, & project managers as seen by themselves: http://twitpic.com/5xs1vy

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Vacation starting in T-minus one hour and counting… .

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I wouldn’t have thought it possible, but the @airbnb story is actually getting worse: http://wapo.st/n7kkIG

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@geehoneybee I refuse to answer that for fear of my personal safety. But I will say that my kids don’t load the dishwasher. ;-) @seanfunk

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@socialiteapp It happened all day yesterday, but today it’s behaving normally. I have no idea what’s different though! I’ll monitor it.

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@socialiteapp Sometimes when I click the Reply button in Socialite, it hides the Input Area. Anyone else report this odd behavior of 1.3.6?

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@SlvrLambStudios Re: that mobile-friendly site tweet, I don’t get it - zooming in takes a simple double-tap. What’s the problem?

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@geehoneybee @seanfunk Me too! How do they load it so weird when there’s so obviously an optimal way to do it? Drives me nutty!

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animalsbeingdicks: This *almost* makes me want to get a dog, but only if it constantly did stuff like the… http://tumblr.com/xoj3rx…

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Video: Sesame Street breaks it (Sure Shot by the Beastie Boys) down (by Wonderful Creative) http://tumblr.com/xoj3ro…

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Arrested Development Movie a Go … Again - › Brace yourself Bluth fans, the long-rumored Arrested… http://tumblr.com/xoj3rm…

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Just got honked at and yelled at by a guy who almost hit me because he wasn’t paying attention and was on his phone without a hands-free.

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How to Add a Snooze Button to Gmail, No Extensions Required - This post by Lifehacker (based on scripts by… http://tumblr.com/xoj3rj…

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@GlenTrainor I just realized I’m not going to be here next week to record a bass line. Duh. Following week?

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So @Google’s going to nag me about the rules I have to forward messages in @gmail for the next 2 weeks? Fun.

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@geehoneybee NO KIDDING. This summer has been a bust so far.

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@adampash I just tried copying the code from the author’s site and it works. Think there’s a copy/paste issue in LH version.

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@adampash I’m getting an error when saving the script, Syntax error (line 40), which is a line that contains a single } character. Thoughts?

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@JimmySlims I totally forgot about that Dee Snider / Nickelback show. Holy shit that was a long time ago! Studebakers, right?

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Starting to go a little batty - need a vacation. Luckily, we have one booked for next week!

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@inkedmn That note reminds me that I miss stikkit.com. Was neat service.

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@geehoneybee @JimmySlims Shit. I was going to talk to Fran about it when she got home last night, but I fell asleep first. Missed earlybird.

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@danielpunkass I think the days of developing an active community via comments are mostly done, with Twitter, Facebook, Google+ taking over.

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@danielpunkass Some people turn of comments because they don’t add much value, but add work to curate. Are you saying that’s irresponsible?

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Video: (via This Is What Determination Looks Like) If this is real, it’s incredible. http://tumblr.com/xoj3qw…

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@JimmySlims It feels like you don’t post here anymore. What’s up with that? /cc @geehoneybee

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I *loved* the idea of @airbnb until I read this: http://tcrn.ch/n7g5f2 Home trashed, robbed. No reimbursement, no insurance. No thanks.

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@GlenTrainor It’s not that at all; sadly (or happily, depending on your perspective), it’s conditioned learning.

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@GlenTrainor Sounds like fun! BTW, I play significantly better after a couple of pints. Just saying’. Maybe we should do an evening thing?

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@fraying Talkin’ ain’t doin’, unless you’re podcastin’.

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@inkedmn I’ve noticed the API does that sometimes when I try to run the Tumblr Backup program. Wait 30 minutes or an hour, and it’s fine.

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@inkedmn Which app are you trying to use to publish with?

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Making Lion feel faster - While most of the changes to OS X Lion are improvements, one added feature is a… http://tumblr.com/xoj3q7…

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Global full-screen keyboard shortcuts in Lion - Daniel Jalkut, developer of MarsEdit, explains how to create… http://tumblr.com/xoj3q6…

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@geehoneybee Yeah. To be honest, I read more than I post, and I find the reading experience on Google+ to be lacking.

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Kindle forced to remove link to their store in their iOS app. Who cares? Still using Kindle due to better selection, others will too.

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@geehoneybee I’m frustrated with it too. What kind of integration are you looking for?

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At he Apple store getting a new iPhone 4 under warranty, because my home button is intermittently flaky.

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If you’re still waiting for RIM (Blackberry) to pull out of its tailspin, it’s time to wake up and smell the coffee. They’re done.

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Google+ needs headlines and other improvements to contend with Twitter - When Google+ was first announced, I… http://tumblr.com/xoj3pj…

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The flying car is almost here - It’s like something James Bond would have. http://tumblr.com/xoj3pi…

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The word “fugly” was invented for the express purpose of describing iCal in Lion. Good God this thing is ugly.

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The problem is, the Apple Store App isn’t available in Canada. My appointment was for an Apple Store in Canada. They can’t differentiate?

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After making a Genius Bar appointment, Apple sends me a confirmation (good) that recommends downloading the Apple Store app.

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For some reason when I activate @takefiveapp, it freezes on me and I have to use Activity Monitor to kill it. Anyone else see this?

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Existential crisis.

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@crashplan @seanfunk - Oops, I misread that. Thanks for the clarification.

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@Seanfunk Oops, sorry - here’s that link again: http://t.co/o5Qc3uh

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@Seanfunk Sorry about your @Carbonite woes. I use CrashPlan, and just noticed they’re offering a year free: crashplan.com/defro​st

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I hereby submit that “I’ve Got a Feeling” is the Beatles song that that rocks the mostest.

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@chartier If you find a Skype 2.8 link, please share.

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It took me far too long to figure out the wordplay watching Arrested Development last night when Gob bought a boat called the “Seaward”.

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Jobs and Ive can’t smile in their press photo for fear it might reveal that they’re not as cool as they think they are. http://bit.ly/5OEqO

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@AllanEdwin Finished it last night. Talk about an epic review. John Siracusa (the author) has a great podcast, as well.

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@siracusa This is awesome, thanks. Any luck finding a setting to disable animations in Mail?

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@JimmySlims Tommy stole that tweet from Dee Snyder.

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jkottke Hated Cars 2. Guns, explosions, killing. Joyless rubbish. Made my son cry (because they were going to kill his beloved McQueen). WTF, Pixar?

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@Seanfunk You’re still in a list I read regularly, just not explicitly followed, but I’m going to fix that.

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@Seanfunk I didn’t realize I’d stopped following you! Made some big shifts to my Twitter lists using http://tweetbe.at

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@AllanEdwin I think the message is,”Put it fullscreen and leave it that way.”

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@AllanEdwin Nope, no keyboard shortcut to exit fullscreen. Dumb, right?

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@geehoneybee Had half of one of those last night! (Black and tan)

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MacSparky - Blog - Dear Alex, You’re Fired - › As great as Alex sounds, I’m really tired of his voice. Lion… http://tumblr.com/xoj3n7…

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@KevinCTofel Wow. I want to compliment you on how well-written this is, but I don’t want it to take away from how impressive the streak is.

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diveintomark I tried to explain the concept of banks to my 5-year-old and now I have no fucking idea how money works.

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Video: Foo Fighters’ Dave Grohl kicks out a fan for fighting (iTunes Festival) (by RewritableCD) I was… http://tumblr.com/xoj3mw…

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BBC News - Waterfalls flow upwards in extreme winds - Can a waterfall flow up? It can when the wind is… http://tumblr.com/xoj3mt…

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1st two days were really frustrating, 3rd day not so bad, and by the end of the 4th day I’d completely adapted.

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It took me about 4 days to get used to Lion’s reversed scrolling (used a utility in Snow Leopard to mimic it). Now I don’t notice it at all.

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Watching Arrested Development from the beginning (and for the first time) on NetFlix. This show is comedic genius!

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@Seanfunk Good luck! Hope it goes as smoothly as it did for me!

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@Seanfunk You’re probably fine with just TimeMachine, I just don’t use it so I don’t know what the restore process is like.

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@Seanfunk I believe you can, but I don’t. The documentation for SuperDuper is pretty solid when you dig into it.

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@Seanfunk Apparently you can with TimeMachine, though I use a different backup solution called SuperDuper! http://bit.ly/ocAP7C

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@fraying Leave it on; it takes about 4 days to get used to it, and it really does feel more natural once you are.

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BizNasty2point0 Happy birthday Pavel Datsuyk. I’d let this guy impregnate my future ex wife at the small chance the child be born with even half his skill.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:59 PM, Jul 20th, 2011 via Socialite.app)

@Seanfunk Otherwise the upgrade was very smooth. Make sure you’ve got an up-to-date backup, but otherwise it’s been great.

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@Seanfunk Nope, Esc doesn’t do it. You have to mouse to the top of the screen, wait for the menu to drop down, then click an icon. Annoying.

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There’s no universal keyboard shortcut for exiting full-screen mode in Lion? Are you *kidding* me?

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I get the feeling @wilymanager wants me to quit my job.

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gregr Thank heavens for Preferences, General, Sidebar icon size (in Lion). Had this huge font over there and it was driving me crazy!

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 2:59 PM, Jul 20th, 2011 via Socialite.app)

_ds Are people installing Lion Home Basic, Lion Home Premium, Lion Business, or Lion Ultimate? I’m not sure which is for me.

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@ttscoff I need a USB2 to DVI adaptor that is Mac compatible, and I recall you’ve used a few. What do you recommend? Max res 1680x1050

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OS X Lion, I AM IN YOU

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@lexfri And now, holy crap do I understand and agree – I can’t believe how badly Google has screwed this up.

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@lexfri I didn’t understand what everyone was complaining about until our company’s Google Apps account was migrated to the new version.

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@jen_robbins Hahaha! When branding goes wrong, eh?

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@marcoarment How long can you afford for Instapaper to be missing a killer feature that your competitors all have?

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But, @marcoarment doesn’t mention that you can just view the article in Safari’s Reader, scroll to the bottom, and email it to your IP acct.

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.@marcoarment explains why Instapaper doesn’t automatically stitch some multiple-page articles together: http://t.co/oSjBFWG

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@GlenTrainor Wow!!! Congratulations! And, I’m sorry!

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Just went looking for replacement parts for my BBQ (grease tray rusted out), and found it was recalled for: faulty grease tray!

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@jsnell Wow, antennagate sure killed iPhone 4 sales.

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macjournals PO: 86% of the Fortune 500 are deploying or testing iPad; 47% of global 500 companies doing the same.

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jsnell Again, there are now 28.7 million iPads out there. Almost half of them sold in the last 6 months.

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RT @gartengberg Great line on the @macworld live blog “Just imagine how many iPads Apple could have sold if they ran Flash!” #sarcasm

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“Apple is now worth more than Microsoft, HP, and Dell combined — with about $17 billion left over.” - MG Siegler

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iPhone sales up 142% this quarter, highest quarter ever (including holidays), and they haven’t released a new model in over a year.

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Wow, that “antenna problem” in the iPhone 4 really hurt Apple…

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Spenceradair Brilliantly smart-ass responses to completely well-meaning signs.

http://t.co/pxe42uY via @HappyPlace

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@adampash Typically what would happen is I’d get routed to the front page instead of the article.

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@adampash Thanks re: VIP feed, I’ll check that out. It’s been awhile since I’ve been reading, but I’ll report it if/when it happens again.

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@adampash The new layout lost me. Partial RSS feeds require clicking through to the site, but often the correct page doesn’t load.

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thedayhascome If you’re bipolar and you know it, clap your hands. Now cry. Now smile and clap your hands again.

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@drdrang @danbenjamin For me right side is a practical concern; my 2nd monitor is on the left of the main one.

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@nbradbury I doubt Apple’s concerned about how they look to developers that have already shown their dislike for Apple.

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We have thirteen six year-old boys in our house right now for a birthday party, because it’s July in Vancouver and there’s a monsoon.

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@adampash In my experience it’s usually (but not always) a misbehaving extension that causes Chrome to act up.

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This is hilarious. Oh no! Apple didn’t release Lion on the *rumoured* date! Get ahold of yourself, people. http://forkbombr.net/no-…

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ramit How engineers create artificial sounds to fool us: http://awe.sm/5Ousr

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Video: Massive Lego machine with 20 modules (by brperf) http://tumblr.com/xoj3il…

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Photo: (via Over or Under) Over, all the way. http://tumblr.com/xoj3ib…

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@geoffgauthier Tommy James and the Shondells, or Joan Jett?

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sivers Jaw dropped: Humpback whale gives show after being saved. http://www.youtube.com/w…

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To be clear, @baydin, I think Boomerang is absolutely worth paying for. But $20/mo is excessive.

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Wow. Love @baydin’s Boomerang for Gmail, which is coming out of beta. But $20/mo to continue using it on my two email accounts? No thanks.

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Daughter (just turned 3): “Daddy, what are humans?” I like it when my kids ask questions I actually know the answer to.

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brentsimmons Imagine a patent on 12-bar blues. No Elvis, no Chuck Berry, no Stones. No rock.

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@GlenTrainor Unfortunately it’s bass or family; they won’t both fit.

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Photo: Apparently my oldest son shares my idea of how to have fun. http://tumblr.com/xoj3hn…

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lexfri Because I am painfully immature, I found this email exchange simply hilarious. http://t.co/S7vqA3R

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The eyeballing game - My dad sent me this link. I’ve only tried it once, and my overall score was 4.61…. http://tumblr.com/xoj3h2…

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Photo: (via What Would Don Draper Do? - The Oatmeal) http://tumblr.com/xoj3gz…

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Well, at least there was one positive result from AOL/Huffpo shuttering Download Squad: the amount o http://t.co/j303eCp

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@geehoneybee @jen_robbins @rhyshastings Never had one - are they really that much better?

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Mississippi Queen
If you know what I mean
Mississippi Queen
She taught me everything.

<- Wouldn’t those lyrics make more sense reversed?

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@CBCAdultery Love the pilot episode, hope there are lots more!

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@GlenTrainor Yikes, that sounds more serious than ice and rest… throwing hand?

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@GlenTrainor Hope Gabi’s one of the “ice and rest” ones…

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jennydeluxe cant get enuf of these. rt @nickbilton Google+ vs Facebook, the animated gif: http://t.co/HQpJUBi

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Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com - (via Instapaper) http://tumblr.com/xoj3f3…

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Video: Magical linesman seemingly comes out of nowhere (by henryb8249) http://tumblr.com/xoj3f1…

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@ryan That’s AWESOME! What’s the reason for the trip - how’d you swing it?

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The 15 Funniest Autocorrects From June, 2011 - These “best of” compilations are a treasure. http://tumblr.com/xoj3ei…

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Video: Stephen Fry Kinetic Typography - Language (by RogersCreations) http://tumblr.com/xoj3ef…

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Is Your Credit Card Stolen? Check for free! - Just click the “Check if my credit card is stolen” button… http://tumblr.com/xoj3ec…

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Secret, secret! I’ve got a secret!

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@GlenTrainor Oh wow - awesome! Could’ve been the gin…

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DadBoner And I just can’t fight this Friday anymorrrre! I’ve forgotten what I started work-in forrrr!!! Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

via web (retweeted on 2:04 PM, Jul 8th, 2011 via Twitter for Mac)

Still want to open an Irish pub called Paddy O’Lantern’s.

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I’m on Google+ at http://t.co/q9aykDk if you’d like to add me. (My recent tweeting may not make that likely.)

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My heart’s still on fire-a, for Elvira.

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And wait for it… Jenny (867-5309) - Tommy Tutone #80sTunesthatstillRock

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Puttin’ on the Ritz - Taco

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@geoffgauthier YES! But it needs to be renamed to Haulin’ Goats

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#80sTunesthatstillRock Elvira - Oak Ridge Boys (I believe we have a new winner, @JimmySlims @GlenTrainor @geoffgauthier @geehoneybee

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Our new cover band name: Terence Trent at Arby’s. I call the name Trent!

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#80sTunesthatstillRock Wishing Well - Terence Trent at Arby’s

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@JimmySlims Metallica had songs before Enter Sandman? (ducks) #80stunesthatstillrock

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Cake version! RT @GlenTrainor: Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive. #80stunesthatstillrock

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#80sTunesthatstillRock I’m Alive - Electric Light Orchestra (Xanadu FTW)

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#80sTunesthatstillRock Rudy Can’t Fail - The Clash

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#80sTunesthatstillRock Another Brick in The Wall - Pink Floyd

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#80sTunesthatstillRock Pretty much anything by Doug and the Slugs or Billy Joel - @GlenTrainor

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#80sTunesthatstillRock Just a Gigolo - David Lee Roth

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I think I’m probably losing a bunch of followers right now…

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With the power move! RT @JimmySlims: #80sTunesthatstillRock Let’s Go Crazy, When Doves Cry, Darling Niki and Purple Rain!

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Search Twitter for #80sTunesthatstillRock for a fun discussion!

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Not the Marilyn Manson version? RT @geoffgauthier: Eurythmics - “Sweet Dreams” #80sTunesthatstillRock

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Yeah, you know me! RT @GlenTrainor: O.P.P Naughty By Nature #80sTunesthatstillRock

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