Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @jasonclarke ever

June 2011

“Man fulfills his dream and by photographic magic produces a precise image of the Grand Canyon. The…” http://tumblr.com/xoj39k…

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Pine Point remembered: a town that was erased from the map - I don’t even know what to call this thing,… http://tumblr.com/xoj39j…

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10 Gmail gadgets to try - Official Gmail Blog - I loved the idea of gadgets when Google announced them for… http://tumblr.com/xoj38u…

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@geoffgauthier You need to set up isgoatswearingpants.com

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@jsnell @chartier Curious what kinds of limits you’ve reached? # of authors? Posts?

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Not excited to get on Google+ until a big portion of my friends are already there. It sucks to be the early adopter on a social network.

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“ING Direct saw 350,000 of its customers switch to electronic statements. This equates to $2.4 million…” http://tumblr.com/xoj38d…

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There’s nothing cuter than my wife when she’s excited about something. #fb

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Video: Vibration. See the unseen: Cymbal at 1,000 frames per second. (by FlukeCorporation) http://tumblr.com/xoj38b…

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“Remember: Spend time each day ‘paying yourself first’ by reading, researching, blogging, before you…” http://tumblr.com/xoj389…

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It’s been a long time since I’ve had a few drinks and made a fool out of myself playing Rock Band. I need to do something about that.

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My wife’s allergies are giving her a really hard time. Would it be inappropriate (or just unwise) to give her flowers as a consolation?

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@BodyofBreen Didn’t Adobe Audition start out life as a Windows shareware app … CoolEdit or something? It was great back then, if I recall.

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If I could marry a song, I’d marry “A Matter of Time” by the Foo Fighters.

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@ryan Doesn’t Macworld’s style guide require spelling gdgt “Gdgt”?

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Listening to “These Days” by Foo Fighters ♫

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I love my standing desk, but sometimes when I have a lot of (actual paper) paperwork to deal with, it’s a bit of a pain.

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Food poisoning is the _worst_.

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@sharpener @gmarkham @mathewi And I’m not 100% convinced the copyright claim would hold water anyway.

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@sharpener @gmarkham @mathewi Jay’s not a dick for defending his copyright, he’s a dick for suing first. Takedown request more appropriate.

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@omnifocus Loving Forecast view in iPhone. Any chance of Start Date support coming like on the iPad version?

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“Q: I cried during last year’s Pixar release, Toy Story 3. Will I cry during Cars 2? A: Yes, for…” http://tumblr.com/xoj35o…

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What a surprise, iCloud will offer web access to mail, contacts, & calendar. In other news, water is wet and snow is cold.

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@jsnell @GlennF I guess the copyright aspect is debatable; it’s certainly not clear cut. But the approach taken was reprehensible.

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@jsnell @GlennF I think it’s pertinent that nobody would ever confuse the albums. It wasn’t trying to trick people into buying Kind of Bloop

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How to ruin your artistic legacy with one ill-considered lawsuit - Jay Maisel, the photographer that took… http://tumblr.com/xoj352…

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@synfluent The first one that comes to mind is always Miles Davis. But there are tons to choose from, across genres and art forms.

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@GlenTrainor I mean, who cares what Prince thinks about the internet? He’s proven he doesn’t get it. Only hurting himself.

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@GlenTrainor It’s insanely arrogant if he thinks it will cause any change other than people not hearing his new music.

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The ability to create quality art seems to have no correlation with intelligence. Many of my music heroes turned out to be idiots and jerks.

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@GlenTrainor LOL. He’s certainly musically talented, but this is the same genius that proclaimed that “the Internet is over.” Luddite.

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“The Internet has created more readers than ever before in the history of the world. And yet,…” http://tumblr.com/xoj34r…

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@sharpener Mine’s going on five years, and it still works. I’ve had to replace the battery in it a few times, but otherwise it’s great.

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Watch | Everything Is a Remix - Entertaining and thought-provoking look at how much copying goes on in pop… http://tumblr.com/xoj34p…

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Video: mikeelgan: This is the ultimate Hot Wheels set. What kid wouldn’t love this? http://tumblr.com/xoj34o…

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@M_Gagnier Thanks! It was… I’d definitely do it again.

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I fired up the BBQ for lunch, but didn’t have any buns so I used sesame bagels instead for the burgers. So good. http://yfrog.com/kienmfhj

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Gallery of Lytro’s Light Field Camera shots with interactive focus control - Lytro is a new “light field”… http://tumblr.com/xoj34f…

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“Basic competence is rare.” - You Are Not A Genius It’s easy to be impressed by what others can do, and… http://tumblr.com/xoj346…

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“To me, it’s extortion, pure and simple. And it’s sponsored and condoned by the all new Aol. Guess what?…” http://tumblr.com/xoj344…

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“Not sure I ever would have guessed, back in high school, how important a skill typing was going to be…” http://tumblr.com/xoj343…

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@chartier Haha - my thoughts exactly, but I didn’t want to rub salt in the wound. Thanks for taking one for the team!

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@chartier Wow, super glad I asked now. I’d looked at a few, and none of them stood out as great options. Thanks!

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@chartier In your opinion, what’s the best Tumblr client for the iPad for reading and interacting with your dashboard?

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Gunnar (mentioned by @ev) supposedly understands viewing on computer screens, but their site uses red text on dark grey.

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Reddit thread on a few reasons women make less than men in tech - Basically, it comes down to negotiations:… http://tumblr.com/xoj33l…

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BBC - Newsbeat - Gamer to professional racing driver in three years http://tumblr.com/xoj33k…

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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart looks at Alberta oil http://tumblr.com/xoj33j…

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@baydin Are you planning on offering Safari compatibility?

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@GlenTrainor Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me! (Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo figaro-o-o-o

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Ringo Starr is the shit. That guy could _play_.

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Having young kids means showing up to work with stuff smudged on your shirt and not knowing it until later.

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What Inbox Zero is - The phrase “Inbox Zero” was coined by Merlin Mann, in a series of posts at his… http://tumblr.com/xoj31x…

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The class I’d like to teach - (37signals) - › Every assignment would be delivered in five versions: A three… http://tumblr.com/xoj31w…

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“You don’t use enough sunscreen. At least, not enough to assume that the SPF rating on the bottle…” http://tumblr.com/xoj31u…

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Is it wrong that I’m actually sort of relieved that hockey season is over?

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sportsnetmurph Injuries: bieksa bruised MCL, Kesler hip, Edler broken fingers, Hamhuis abdominal tear, Higgins foot injury, Ehrhoff shoulder, Henrik back

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I just used “transfibulator” in a sentence. Pretty sure it’s not a word - I hope so, because I intended it as a nonsense word.

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@jasonfried I’d take that class. You should offer it online.

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After that pathetic spectacle last night, one thing is very clear: the city of Vancouver did not deserve for their team to win the cup.

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@atebits I also like the “view related tweets” function in Tweetbot and Twitterrific. Seems like it’d be useful in Twitter for Mac too.

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@atebits @danielpunkass @ejacqui Tweetbot handles it well, with separate commands for reading the conversation or related tweets.

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TuckerMax Vancouver loses the Stanley Cup, so fans destroy their OWN city?? HAHHAHAHA—oh Canada. You’ll always be the little brother.

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Ihnatko Why don’t the NBA, NFL, MLB, everyone else use exact copies of the Stanley Cup for their championship trophies? Nobody would blame them.

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So impressed with Thomas. He deserved it. Great story. #fb

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Why is the NHL the least-popular pro sport? - Because it’s impossible to figure out what’s fair, and what’s… http://tumblr.com/xoj30q…

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Video: CANUCKS - STANLEY CUP FINALS - “INCHES” (by kawmedia) http://tumblr.com/xoj30k…

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sportsnetmurph Henrik Sedin just make me promise not to ask before game #37 in Columbus next season, “is this a big game for your club?” Point taken.

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Kurt_Vonnegut Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, “It might have been.”

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Video: Vancouver Canucks: Coastin’ On A Dream (by KingOfTheIce71) This is how we got to this point. Now all… http://tumblr.com/xoj30f…

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Photo: (via xkcd: Magic School Bus) http://tumblr.com/xoj308…

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The Best Way to Reheat a Pizza Slice | Slice Pizza Blog - (via Instapaper) http://tumblr.com/xoj307…

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vanmag_com Air Canada service likely to get worse during strike. See if you can tell.

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sportsnetmurph Source close to Raymond family saying he suffered a fractured vertebrae from Boychuck hit. Not sure if he can travel with team today.

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sharpener Whaaaa!? Yikes! | RT @financialrunner: Initial word is Mason Raymond has a ruptured scrotum. I wish that on no man. #ouch

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These Are the Most Common Lockscreen PINs - Lifehacker - If you’re using one of these lockscreen PINs,… http://tumblr.com/xoj2zn…

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number108 i’d have been excited about “cowboys and aliens” sooner if they’d have titled it “Indiana Jones and James Bond Fuck Up Some Monsters”

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I smell burning toast - I think I’m having a stroke. #canucks

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@sharpener @geoffgauthier big fat zucchini and a couple of cantaloupe!

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I haven’t kept track of what I was wearing when the Canucks won and lost, so now I don’t know what to wear.

Playing it safe with nothing.

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“I tell our clients this all the time: there is something worse than getting criticized online – total…” http://tumblr.com/xoj2z4…

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“When was the last time someone suggested that Sidney Crosby or Jonathan Toews was less of a man for…” http://tumblr.com/xoj2z3…

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This is the most seriously biased sports journalism I’ve ever seen. @HackswithHaggs shows he’s no pro, just a fan. http://j.mp/iYf4rs

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At Josh’s ball hockey game. Go Roadrunners! #fb

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@thatshamori Black bear better stay away from my Fran! (and the rest of you!)

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@HackswithHaggs The whole quote included Luongo saying that Thomas can make saves Lu can’t using his style, but in this case paint is better

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@geoffgauthier What time is it in Vancouver? Zero past go fuck yourself Bruins!

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mathowie Depressing stat of the day: according to comscore Huffington Post surpassed the NY Times in traffic: http://goo.gl/qDe0u

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The iPad Project - This is a series of posts documenting a school’s decision to give iPads to every child… http://tumblr.com/xoj2xe…

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How to Turn Anything from Adequate to Amazing - Bill Taylor - Harvard Business Review - › If there’s one… http://tumblr.com/xoj2xd…

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@sharpener @geoffgauthier You’re not a banana bigot, are you? All bananas were created equal, and their rights deserve to be firmly held up!

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@geoffgauthier Are you sure? It’s really big, and kind of soft.

Wait…

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No takers on my free banana offer? Lame.

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Anyone want a brown banana? I left one on my desk one day too long, and now it doesn’t look too appetizing. Free!

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@SlvrLambStudios I agree - taking the day off tomorrow for Sports Day!

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Today’s my Friday.

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@geehoneybee That sounds scary / exciting… Nerf guns?

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thomasfuchs If you watch NASA backwards, it’s about a space agency that has no spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on moon.

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@thatshamori We’re so excited for you guys… hopefully we’ll be able to come and visit you at some point!

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forgetfoo The Best Playground Toy Idea Ever - http://t.co/KUTisNu

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Eyewitness: Volcanic lightning | World news | The Guardian http://tumblr.com/xoj2wv…

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At Central City, hoping for a strong 3rd period - Go Canucks! http://yfrog.com/h4oocslj

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And apparently Mike Murphy consulted with Brian Burke before handing down the decision. I’m sure Burke is total impartial re: the Canucks.

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So late hits are hits they don’t like and need an excuse to call illegal. And “finished checks” are all the other just as late or later ones

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Apparently the NHL “has their own formula” for determining what “late” means, but they don’t publish it in the rule book.

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I still don’t get how the Rome hit was “late”. Supposedly that’s the only thing that was wrong with it, and it was < 1 sec. from the pass.

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@geoffgauthier Keep an eye on it - curious if it lasts the series.

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@jennyblumberg Good to hear! Consumer-wise bummed NG seems to have faded away, after having been such a dominant player. Glad all’s well!

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Video: Apple - Introducing iOS 5 (by Apple) I can’t believe they’re teasing this so early - set to be… http://tumblr.com/xoj2we…

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If OmniFocus for iPad doesn’t get an Apple Design Award, there is something seriously wrong with the process.

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Good lord, what happened to NewsGator? Very interested in what sepialabs.com produces.

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chrisbrogan Alice is 15 & has terminal cancer. She created a list of things she would like to do. Can anyone help? http://goo.gl/X8Vdc

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@chartier Thanks - thinking of taking the plunge, but I’m nervous.

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@chartier Are you using iOS5 on your daily-use phone? Is it stable enough for daily use?

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RT @counternotions Users aren’t clamoring for browser-based apps over more capable/better designed native apps. Some developers may be.

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geoffgauthier Richmond is rife with awesome today. @glentrainor spotted this: http://twitpic.com/58dl8z

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@chartier Which jailbreak option are you using to manage notifications?

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THErealDVORAK Why do we put up with Ticketmaster? http://i.imgur.com/keFbG… says it all.

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You said it. RT @geoffgauthier: Fackin’ sack balls ass munch dick bag suck farts. #lateonsetadulttourettsinducedbyhockey.

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2 to go, Manny’s back - GO CANUCKS!!! #fb

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Fireworks, lighting, and comet all in one NASA photo http://tumblr.com/xoj2ty…

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And … back to Tumblr - If you’ve been following my blogging for the past couple of years (and why would… http://tumblr.com/xoj2tx…

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Video: This is the rockingest baby I’ve ever seen. Gotta love it. (by TheTomygrosso) http://tumblr.com/xoj2tv…

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@Seanfunk I’ll have to check it out

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It took me a long time to get into the Beatles’ Helter Skelter. But I freakin’ love this tune now.

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@geoffgauthier @GlenTrainor I wasn’t invited to participate in the pool - wasn’t supposed to know it was happening…

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@geoffgauthier @GlenTrainor Apparently there was a pool on how long I would stay standing before I sat back down. Wonder who won?

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@geoffgauthier @GlenTrainor Why would we? Neither of us decided to sit back down - why would you?

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Oiler Gilbert Brule gave lift to hitchhiking Bono in Vancouver: http://bit.ly/l6n2MS

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Okay, I’m headed out to soccer with my boys. NOBODY TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT THE CANUCKS GAME!

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@chartier Until Twitter starts offering archival and analysis services, and tells devs to “move up the value chain” again.

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Pogue Another masterful public prank by Improv Everywhere. This time: an urban Mute button baffles onlookers: http://youtu.be/4BZi1wN6…

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