Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @jasonclarke ever

April 2011

biorhythmist Note to self: ♪

via Tweetbot for iPhone (retweeted on 11:03 PM, Apr 29th, 2011 via Echofon)

Great post by @karaswisher on TechCrunch’s ethical quandry; I suspect Arrington just wants out of his AOL contract. http://bit.ly/iLEri6

via Socialite.app

biorhythmist Q: What’s the difference between a circus act and The View?

A: One is a cunning array of stunts and the other is a popular daytime TV show.

via web (retweeted on 10:36 AM, Apr 28th, 2011 via Socialite.app)

Wow, scores the OT winner in game 7 against his team’s arch-nemesis, and the next day has a baby girl. Alex Burrows. http://bit.ly/mRKbjD

via Socialite.app

IsmaelBurciaga I think there’s a smudge on.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨your screen

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:20 PM, Apr 27th, 2011 via Echofon)

@geoffgauthier Note to self: when short on lunch money, raid Geoff’s glove box.

via Socialite.app in reply to geoffgauthier

Great job on CNN @filmgirl!

Video - Breaking News Videos from CNN.com - Your gadgets are watching you: http://bit.ly/ibwogR

via Echofon

I lost my voice cheering in my basement for Burrows’ goal. That’s the way, Canucks! Beware, Predators.

via Echofon

@drdrang Gotta admit, I was nervous the whole way. Hossa particularly.

via Echofon in reply to drdrang

@drdrang Yeah, this is getting a bit ridiculous…

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to drdrang

This game is killing me.

via Echofon

Amazing how quiet Twitter is right now. Everyone is on the edge of their seats watching this @Canucks game.

via Echofon

@drdrang Haha - makes me laugh that you’re calling me polite when I initially went out of my way to antagonize you.

via TweetList Pro in reply to drdrang

@drdrang They’re just drawing it out to make it more exciting.

via Echofon in reply to drdrang

@drdrang No point watching the Hawks game - the Canucks are going to dominate them.

via Echofon in reply to drdrang

rob_sheridan Want to emulate the way “hackers” type in bad movies? Flail around wildly on your keyboard here: http://bit.ly/fenfIe - via @reddit

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:34 PM, Apr 26th, 2011 via Echofon)

CanucksHD Inconsistent Officiating Against the #Canucks in Game 6: http://tiny.cc/evrvt Pass this along / RT, Get this vid out for every1 to see #NHL

via web (retweeted on 9:21 PM, Apr 25th, 2011 via Echofon)

Just received an email with the phrase “Dear valued professional”. Could there be an easier spam heuristic?

via Socialite.app

@JimmySlims Wow - talk about a blast from the past!

via TweetList Pro in reply to JimmySlims

Follow @danfrakes; he gives the best PSAs about Mac and iOS software sales.

via TweetList Pro in reply to danfrakes

My boys are playing Beatles Rock Band. Milo sings Here Comes the Sun as if he was a singer in a metal band. #fb

via TweetList Pro

TJLuoma PR people: Free tip! Just because you are in PR and I write for a website doesn’t give you permission to add me to your distribution list.

via Twitterrific for Mac (retweeted on 7:04 AM, Apr 23rd, 2011 via TweetList Pro)

Kurt_Vonnegut If what Jesus said was good, what can it matter whether he was God or not?

via Tweetador (retweeted on 9:45 PM, Apr 22nd, 2011 via TweetList Pro)

@geehoneybee I hope it works as advertised (amnesia).

via TweetList Pro in reply to geehoneybee

Happy for Josh for his hat-trick tonight at ball-hockey! #fb

via TweetList Pro

Mentioned “spam” and got an autoreply from @ENDSPAMNOW. Guess what? Marking you as spam, too.

via Socialite.app

I get *way* too much enjoyment out of marking spam as spam in my email. And PR crap I never signed up for is spam in my books.

via Socialite.app

Let’s change the subject to someone else, you know lately I’ve been subject to change / Normally I really look strange, hang over, I’m older

via Socialite.app

Music to my morning ears: “There’s fresh decaf.”

via Socialite.app

lonelysandwich The funny thing about being high on life is that I get just as paranoid. Hahahaha?

via Tweetbot for iPhone (retweeted on 12:56 PM, Apr 20th, 2011 via Twitter for iPad)

I’m working with my laptop actually on my lap, and I’m kind of cold. Too lazy to get a sweater, I’ll just launch something CPU intensive.

via Twitter for Mac

tbains RT @mi_chelle: <3 this hashtag RT @maddynorton: Vince Vaughn needs a nap #BlackhawkDown http://t.co/VjxLlj4

via HootSuite (retweeted on 7:18 AM, Apr 18th, 2011 via TweetList Pro)

@brooksreview What’s your reason for switching away from spreading posts out?

via TweetList Pro in reply to brooksreview

@geehoneybee I can help you with that - what’s your BCLC password and all your personal info, starting with your SSN?

via TweetList Pro in reply to geehoneybee

Rockin’ the old-school salmon #Canucks 3rd jersey tonight. http://twitpic.com/4lbpvh

via Tweetbot for iPhone

Foo Fighter’s new Wasting Light album in its entirety, LIVE: http://t.co/lVf0Izq

via Twitter for Mac

@tweetlist Yes, related tweets, which are really just replies to the selected tweet.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to tweetlist

@tweetlist A feature TweetBot and Twitterific have that would be nice to see is the ability to see replies to a given tweet.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to tweetlist

@macworld TweetList is my new favorite. Ironically, I’m posting this with TweetBot because I want to make sure I give it a chance.

via Tweetbot for iPhone

@brooksreview I was afraid you were going to say “social media guru”. But I only want to follow people with similar interests as me… ;-)

via Tweetbot for iPhone in reply to brooksreview

@brooksreview Great quote. I just wish I could figure out how to turn “reading Twitter” into a career.

via Tweetbot for iPhone in reply to brooksreview

I just switched to TweetList, which I love, and I’m just not feeling it for TweetBot. But everyone seems to love it, so maybe it’s just me?

via Twitter for Mac

beaucolburn Tweetbot’s UI feels like the nicest Android app ever.

via Tweetbot for iPhone (retweeted on 7:44 AM, Apr 14th, 2011 via TweetList Pro)

@lexfri @danfrakes Have you looked at TweetList? I’m liking it better than both TweetBot and the official Twitter iPhone client.

via TweetList Pro in reply to lexfri

@leemathews I wasn’t; that was an automatic update from Twitterfeed that happened really late for some reason.

via Tweetbot for iPhone in reply to leemathews

RIP Download Squad (2005 – 2011): Brad Linder:


While I’m not particularly interested in taking a salaried po… http://bit.ly/eUD4la

via twitterfeed

@GlenTrainor Follow @canucksHD; he typically posts highlights as they happen to YouTube.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to GlenTrainor

Okay Twitter, I’m PVRing the #Canucks game and watching it after I work out tonight. Everyone quiet about what’s going on, cool?

via Twitter for Mac

Note to self - if the music in my bluetooth headphones seems quiet, chances are it’s actually coming out of the speakers. Don’t turn it up!

via Twitter for Mac

I suggest I’ve Got a Feeling by the Beatles as a theme song for this year’s #Canucks run to the cup.

via Twitter for Mac

@ttscoff I’ve been trying to find the “plain-text-based automatic list-bullet formatting” in nvALT, but coming up empty - tips?

via Twitter for Mac

Cool! Some of the Download Squad crew have started up a new blog focused on browsers: http://t.co/pUbxVny

via Twitter for Mac

CEO of RIM sounds almost like a petulant teenager here: http://t.co/M9aqhbC

via Twitter for Mac

@chartier FWIW Google Chat doesn’t have that problem.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chartier

Just had Subway without the bread (salad instead). Surprisingly filling, WAY less calories.

via Socialite.app

I’m happy with how this write-up of the Brewmaster’s Dinner turned out: http://www.notquitesouth…

via Socialite.app

@GlenTrainor LOL - that’s what people seem to think, but no.

via TweetList Pro in reply to GlenTrainor

rands A fight via email is like running laps in the dark. It’s work, you can’t see where you’re going, but you keep ending up where you started.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:59 AM, Apr 12th, 2011 via Twitter for iPad)

Having a favourite chair in the conference room makes me early for most meetings.

via Twitter for iPad

rands Draw the other half of the rabbit: http://t.co/mc4sZr4 (@reddit)

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:28 AM, Apr 12th, 2011 via Socialite.app)

@ttscoff You’re gonna blog about it, I hope!

via Twitter for iPad in reply to ttscoff

Don’t put your iphone next to your head – alexbogusky’s posterous: Alex Bogusky:


When I say don’t put your i… http://bit.ly/fDM6Fz

via twitterfeed

Floating soccer pitch: Jason Kottke:


Much of the village on the Thai island of Koh Panyee is actually floati… http://bit.ly/gmzQKc

via twitterfeed

Yay - Twitter trends finally has Vancouver! Let’s have a look: Hrm. Trends are still crap. Oh well.

via Socialite.app

Thanks to some two-sided and scotch tape, my ghetto standing desk is slightly less likely to collapse. Quality workmanship. I has it.

via Socialite.app

@lexfri Apparently if you don’t launch the Boxcar application on your iOS device from time to time, it stops pushing alerts.

via Socialite.app in reply to lexfri

rands So much win: http://t.co/aJHMlSS

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:29 PM, Apr 10th, 2011 via TweetList Pro)

@wilw And yet, the cup’s on its way to Canada.

via TweetList Pro in reply to wilw

Saulville If you’re going to wake me with a 6am text, this is the way to do it. http://t.co/o62l28Z

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:05 AM, Apr 10th, 2011 via Twitter for iPad)

@chartier I tried it and didn’t like it, FWIW. Went back to Podcaster.

via TweetList Pro in reply to chartier

Portal turrets for home use: http://t.co/PMmtKKz

via TweetList Pro

hotdogsladies Baseball is a metaphor for life.

It’s mostly tedious, and lots of people who’ve been to college think explaining the tediousness helps.

via Birdhouse (retweeted on 7:44 PM, Apr 8th, 2011 via TweetList Pro)

rdavemacdonald “The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine” - Abraham Lincoln

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:53 AM, Apr 8th, 2011 via Socialite.app)

One of my favourite tech writers, @lexfri, has been hired on full-time at @Macworld. I fully endorse this decision.

via Socialite.app

The internet goes down in the office, and you can’t get through the lunch room to get a coffee! Viva la tethering.

via Socialite.app

New post: Kurt Vonnegut explains drama | Derek Sivers: Derek Sivers, quoting Vonnegut:


“But because we gr… http://sivers.org/drama

via twitterfeed

@panache I was just convinced to switch TO Instacast over Podcaster - what issues are you having?

via Socialite.app in reply to panache

Bummer. @rememberthemilk took so long to release an iPad app that the Pro account I bought in part for that purpose has expired.

via Socialite.app