Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @jasonclarke ever

February 2011

@parislemon Keyboard shortcuts FTW. Gmail’s are good.

via Friends for iOS in reply to parislemon

@geehoneybee @JimmySlims I have had lots of Pale Ales and IPAs that I loved, but that was honestly the worst beer I’ve ever had.

via Echofon in reply to geehoneybee

@JimmySlims Was it the lager or the IPA we had? /cc: @geehoneybee

via Echofon in reply to JimmySlims

@geehoneybee Only tried the lager. Hard to imagine the ale is good after that, but I’ll give it a shot.

via Friends for iOS in reply to geehoneybee

Digeratii Twitter will be known as the remarkable invention that allowed strangers to explore life together and become friends.

via Twitterrific for Mac (retweeted on 10:12 PM, Feb 26th, 2011 via Friends for iOS)

@jen_robbins Had a BB before iPhone. Took me a week to not feel awkward, a month to get reasonably fast.

via Friends for iOS in reply to jen_robbins

@NtQtSouthSurrey Powerful nerdy phone with poor user interface and battery life vs. powerful phone that just works and lasts a full day.

via Friends for iOS in reply to NtQtSouthSurrey

justin If your app does this, stop. It is so tacky. http://t.co/fD0p5NT

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:01 AM, Feb 26th, 2011 via Friends for iOS)

When it’s cold outside, the heat in our office gets turned up unreasonably high. It’s -5 outside, and I have a fan on in my office. What?

via YoruFukurou

New post: Irina Werning’s BACK TO THE FUTURE photos: Irina Werning has taken a bunch of old photos (20 or more y… http://bit.ly/fgrvJa

via twitterfeed

@superpixels BTW, if you call my wife’s contract rate getting cut by 3/4 “bullshit fear”, then, okayyyy…

via Socialite.app in reply to superpixels

@superpixels The state of online publishing (SEO!) is what makes me sad. Glad to see Google is taking some baby steps to fix it though.

via Socialite.app in reply to superpixels

Sounds like News Corp’s The Daily is doing great - I mean, they keep extending the free trial period! Old media… lol.

via Socialite.app

Good: Sounds like AOL is reconsidering “The AOL Way” - http://bit.ly/f0M9HF

Bad: Sounds like it would be replaced by “The HuffPo Way”

via Socialite.app

New post: Sleep, Sugar and Survival – thatsfit.ca: From Sleep, Sugar and Survival: What You Need to Know – thats… http://bit.ly/eV1Lcy

via twitterfeed

Okay, let’s all agree that the name for the port for the new Thunderbolt tech from Intel is called the Thunderhole. Right?

via Socialite.app

Great write up on new Thunderbolt connection technology RT @danfrakes: What you need to know about Thunderbolt: http://bit.ly/igm40d

via Socialite.app

Veronica I am, for once, speechless. RT @garywhitta: You have GOT to be kidding me. http://t.co/Jw8QoqL #ubisoft #wtf #wii

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 12:04 PM, Feb 24th, 2011 via Socialite.app)

@geehoneybee Getting laser hair removal on your head?

via Socialite.app in reply to geehoneybee

Just found a Google Chrome extension called Twitter Filter. Using it to block tweetmylast.fm and #nowplaying. http://bit.ly/gRewCd

via web

Why can’t we block tweets generated with a specific client? Facebook wins in that department.

via web

@geehoneybee No, but you’ll probably get a wicked headache at some point. Stick it out for a few days, it’s worth it.

via web in reply to geehoneybee

If you auto tweet what you’re listening to using last.fm, set up a dedicated Twitter account for it instead, and see how many subscribe.

via web

Is there a way to block last.fm automated tweets?

via web

People at @engadget reiterating that they’re not subject to the “AOL Way” is, itself, alarming. AOL’s ruining their dominant status in tech.

via Echofon

I rarely look at what’s trending on twitter, but I just checked, and I’m surprised to not see some variant of #twitterspam there.

via Osfoora for iPhone

. @Twitter needs to get this spam situation figured out, and fast. It’s getting irritating to the point of losing functionality for me.

via Osfoora for iPhone

ldunlop Wow, Blackberry has a “SuperApp” that tells you what movies are playing nearby. How will Apple compete?

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 5:38 PM, Feb 20th, 2011 via Osfoora for iPhone)

That’d be nice, but I truly doubt it: http://j.mp/dTlMFf

via Osfoora for iPhone

Just watched Josh play goal in a 6-6 tie hockey game against the #1 team in his league, ending with two big saves in the last minute! #fb

via Osfoora for iPhone

@geehoneybee @JimmySlims Hey guys, I’d love to but I already have plans to take it easy with the Mrs. tonight.

via Osfoora for iPhone in reply to geehoneybee

sween They should write a sequel to “Goodnight Moon” called “Fuck You Sun”.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:39 AM, Feb 19th, 2011 via Echofon)

@chartier JB app LockInfo also does notifications well, including suppressing most pop-ups.

via Osfoora for iPhone in reply to chartier

Smashing Pumpkins’ bass player is one of the girls from the cover of Siamese Dream, and Billy Corgan didn’t know: http://bit.ly/hrFvt2

via Osfoora for iPhone

@ttscoff Unfortunately, no; we’re up past Duluth. Next time!

via LockInfo in reply to ttscoff

@ttscoff Yes! In St. Paul for the night, heading up to Virginia for a couple nights, out Friday. Am I anywhere near you?

via Echofon in reply to ttscoff

There’s more solidarity between @vancanucks fans here in Minnesota than back in Vancouver! #fb

via Twitter for iPhone

@JimmySlims @glentrainor we’re right by the cameras, so I doubt you’re gonna see us. Close to the beer, though, too.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JimmySlims

Hey @vancanucks, @glentrainor and I will be at the game tonight sporting our blue, green, and white. Go Canucks!

via Twitter for iPhone

@JimmySlims Minnesota. Gonna take in the Nucks/Wild game tonight at the Xcel Energy Center before 2 days of meetings.

via Osfoora for iPhone in reply to JimmySlims

Baby in the seat in front of me on this flight. He’s fine, but his mom is making annoying noises.

via Osfoora for iPhone

@geoffgauthier Learn to lock your computer when you walk away from it!

via Echofon in reply to geoffgauthier

If the iPhone nano is real (and that’s a big if), I predict that the screen size will be the same as a regular iPhone. Huge “if”, though.

via Echofon

@Seanfunk I don’t buy it. I could be wrong, but I think it’s a non-story by journalists trying to pump page views.

via Echofon in reply to Seanfunk

Even if it’s the Wall Street Journal. Do you guys pay *any* attention to how Apple does things? They’re not interested in the budget market.

via Echofon

I have very little respect for any news organization that runs an article claiming a smaller, cheaper version of the iPhone is coming.

via Echofon

Awesome: “@ianbetteridge: Our little project for naming and shaming companies that use free interns: http://bit.ly/ht65wO

via Twitter for iPhone

@geehoneybee Happy birthday mofo!

via Echofon

SeoulBrother Dear most electronica,

Get to the fucking point.

SB

via web (retweeted on 9:45 AM, Feb 12th, 2011 via Echofon)

@danielpunkass Shouldn’t that t.co tweet reference @tweetie to try to get it noticed by Loren? By the way, I 100% agree.

via Socialite.app in reply to danielpunkass

You know what I hate about Facebook? http://bit.ly/dYLHdY

via Echofon

@chartier Just curious, what are you replacing it with?

via Echofon in reply to chartier

@geoffgauthier They think they can influence the game.


They’re wrong.

via Echofon in reply to geoffgauthier

@lexfri I’m down a few just from standing for the past 2 1/2 weeks. Thanks, was just curious.

via Socialite.app in reply to lexfri

@lexfri Sorry if this is too personal, but have you lost weight walking while working? I switched to standing based in part on your post.

via Socialite.app in reply to lexfri

More on the risks of sitting too much: http://bit.ly/igef1j

via Socialite.app

New post: More on the risks of sitting too much: From Guest Blog: Can sitting too much kill you?:

In 2009 Dr Pe… http://bit.ly/gqmBc9

via twitterfeed

I’ve never heard of an audio illusion before - it’s neat (and weird): http://kottke.org/11/01/…

via Socialite.app

DamianOS3 “The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never really tell if they are genuine.” - Abraham Lincoln.

via SimplyTweet (retweeted on 3:09 PM, Feb 8th, 2011 via Socialite.app)

scottsimpson How many hats would a top hat Slash if a top hat could top Slash?

via Twitterrific for Mac (retweeted on 12:41 PM, Feb 8th, 2011 via web)

bxchen Best website of the year http://www.malcolmgladwe… via @jennydeluxe @mat

via Tweetie for Mac (retweeted on 12:05 AM, Feb 8th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone)

Man - I’m seriously helpful when it comes to branding and logo issues. I think I missed my calling!

via Socialite.app

New post: Best (worst) wrestling match ever: via youtube.com There are no words. Except maybe one: hypnotism? http://bit.ly/h1xb1O

via twitterfeed

@timbray Isn’t what the minority of people are doing more interesting than the majority?

via Socialite.app in reply to timbray

Weird; Tumblr’s “30 things you’ll love about Tumblr” doesn’t list downtime and over capacity errors. Should be 32 things?

via Socialite.app

Twitter: Virtually no mention of UFC from people I follow. Facebook: Makes me sad for society. What’s wrong with my friends?

via Socialite.app

Oh man. The Superb Owl or something is today? Twitter is about to become useless.

via Twitter for iPhone

@GlenTrainor Actually, that’d be kind of cool, almost.

via LockInfo in reply to GlenTrainor

@glentrainor How’s it feel to have your phone jailbroken? Walking on the wild side… May I suggest a tattoo next?

via LockInfo

I think he’s already ready for the NHL… RT @sportsnetmurph: Salo with two goals for Moose now

via Socialite.app

nbradbury Ditched my iPhone 4 for a Samsung Captivate to better learn Android. Painful.

via web (retweeted on 12:18 PM, Feb 4th, 2011 via Echofon)

@instapaper It’d be cool if your brightness slider could have night and day default settings. At night I always want my screen really dark.

via web in reply to instapaper

Kev_MacD Tooo funny!! RT @chrisbreikss: Funny sign at #Canucks vs. Coyotes hockey game in Phoenix http://twitpic.com/3vzf40

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:17 PM, Feb 2nd, 2011 via Twitter for iPad)

@geoffgauthier I can answer all hockey equipment questions too: Q: (anything) A: Just use whatever you’ve got. It’s good enough.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to geoffgauthier

New post: Calories Burned Standing vs. Sitting: From Calories Burned Standing Vs. Sitting | LIVESTRONG.COM:

Aut… http://bit.ly/h86yMN

via twitterfeed

@GlenTrainor Good luck with that. What kind of plane are you on?

via web in reply to GlenTrainor

Google Docs keeps asking me to let it upgrade the chart in one of my documents, but every time I do it buggers it up.

via Twitter for Mac

GlenTrainor Proof that #vinyl sounds better than #CD via @jasonclarke http://ow.ly/3Oj6S

via HootSuite (retweeted on 11:38 AM, Feb 1st, 2011 via Twitter for Mac)

Night’s Embrace by the Odds has to be the best rock tune in 5/4 time ever. #fb

via Twitter for Mac