Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @jasonclarke ever

December 2010

@synfluent You use Macs in the mining industry? Just personally, or institutionally?

via Osfoora for iPhone

Less is not necessarily more, but enough is enough.

(Paraphrased from http://bit.ly/dTQsgy)

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So wrong, but funny: RT @thedayhascome: Said the schizophrenic to the shepherd boy, “Do you hear what I hear?”

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ferretthimself A woman tells her programmer husband: “Get me a quart of milk? And if they have eggs, get a dozen.” He comes back with 12 quarts of milk.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:11 PM, Dec 20th, 2010 via Osfoora for iPhone)

@JimmySlims He totally did - he was also very careful to make safe outlet passes. He was definitely a major factor in their win.

via web in reply to JimmySlims

@JimmySlims Hey - saw Adam play an awesome game in goal at the soccer tournament in Richmond yesterday!

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@danielpunkass How about you step out of your comfort zone to give it a try? They’re not villains for trying to motivate to try this way.

via Echofon in reply to danielpunkass

@kcase Strangely, that link doesn’t work in Gmail (at least in Chrome), though it does work in Mail.app. FWIW.

via web in reply to kcase

@leolaporte (The password part, not the Google part)

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@leolaporte That’s an extremely unlikely worst-case scenario. http://xkcd.com/792/ is far more likely, if we’re worrying about something.

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@leolaporte Love your stuff, but the “open” rhetoric is starting to get wearing. You often preface stuff with “Maybe I’m overreacting” Yup.

via Socialite.app in reply to leolaporte

If you’re a fan of EA’s iPhone/iPad games, they’re all on sale for $0.99 right now! Madden 11, Need for Speed, etc. http://bit.ly/gnP0Sd

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via Tweetie for Mac (retweeted on 7:29 AM, Dec 16th, 2010 via Friends for iOS)

@chartier It’s not as dumb as it seems; using something simple like 0 is better than using one of your real passwords.

via web in reply to chartier

Dec 15-19 Google will donate to charity on your behalf if you install Chrome for a Cause: http://bit.ly/fU738w (surprisingly not BS!)

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Wow, looks like @posterous has a great solution for private group communication that supports rich content: http://post.ly/1L9gH

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@fmanjoo I totally agree; it’s arguably better to leave it set to a default and keep your “real” password(s) for important sites.

via web in reply to fmanjoo

Wow, @embedly’s Parrotfish Chrome extension just made Twitter.com the best desktop computer Twitter client: http://bit.ly/hGB05y

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It amazes me that someone would choose to write an article for the Huffington Post about how incredibly dumb they are: http://huff.to/e6XM79

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@JimmySlims It was a long time ago; the survey was about whether or not the Canucks needed a mascot (the year before Fin was introduced).

via Socialite.app in reply to JimmySlims

Before Christmas? Wow RT @AtlThrashers: Congrats to D Byfuglien who just set franchise record for goals in a season by a dman

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@Seanfunk Of course, one time @jimmyslims and I were at a Canucks game, and he filled out a survey and I didn’t. They gave him Canucks tix.

via Socialite.app in reply to Seanfunk

Related: From an economics point of view, why does anyone ever fill out a survey? There’s almost never anything in it for you.

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It’s amazing how aggressive companies get about getting feedback on the support they’ve provided.

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@twfeed I’d like to change the email account on my TwitterFeed account from [email protected] to [email protected] please.

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@geoffgauthier That’s 2.5% of what was naturally occurring in that variety before the decaffeination process. It’s miniscule.

via Socialite.app in reply to geoffgauthier

I hear people say decaf coffee “still has lots of caffeine”. US regulations state that at least 97.5% must be removed to be called decaf.

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How did @chockenberry manage to use the phrase “huge dock” in a tweet without using the CHOCKLOCK?

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biorhythmist Please indicate your reason for tardiness:

☐ Traffic

☐ Car trouble

☑ THE BED WAS SO WARM

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:50 AM, Dec 13th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

@jen_robbins On the bright side, if we get a cold snap soon… Insta-rink in the yard!

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@ttscoff Sorry about that too - though I feel like I have a good sense of where nvALT is going, an it’s all good!

via Osfoora for iPhone in reply to ttscoff

@ttscoff Sorry about “Supremo” - editor got a little colorful with the post title.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ttscoff

@ttscoff easyWriter? Nahh… something that riffs on Markup… MarkerFelt! No, wait…

via Osfoora for iPhone in reply to ttscoff

This is for all the Star Trek, Lord of the Dance, or Harry and the Hendersons fans out there: http://i.imgur.com/2dr29…

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Best texting miscommunication ever. http://pulsene.ws/urZG

via Pulse News

@JimmySlims Okay, so check this out - go to this page, and click on Listen: http://bit.ly/iaeBzg

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@JimmySlims That’d be pretty awesome. Totally relaxing, too… LOL

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@JimmySlims Great idea, but I like the whole experience. I like to hear every crackle and pop as it happens, you know? Guess I’m a purist.

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@JimmySlims Dude! I was going to turn it off, but now I have to watch it through to the end… hope it’s not too long.

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Have Shaw’s firelog channel on in the background. The guy stoking the fire almost knocked a log out of the fireplace. That’d be exciting!

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@JimmySlims Pisses me off that Hughson does the oh-so-important Toronto games instead of the Nux. Let’s see where TO is in the spring…

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@melissawiebe Good, maybe CBC will get the message.

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Are the commentators on Hockey Night in Canada as awful as I think they are? #cbc #hnic #canucks

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@ttscoff I assume it’s checking against standard NV.

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@ttscoff BTW, any plans to make the Check for Updates command work for NV ALT?

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@ttscoff (Which isn’t to say it’s not already awesome!)

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@ttscoff BTW, I’m writing up your NV fork tonight for @downloadsquad. I can’t tell you how excited I am about your future plans for it!

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@film_girl @ttscoff @TJLuoma You guys don’t know what it means to me to see that I’m not the only one with this sickness.

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I like Schneider’s mask, acknowledging the history of #canucks logos.

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Seriously enjoying playing hockey again. Had a blast this afternoon with a fun team. #fb

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VanCanucks I want to see #19 raised to the rafters. Send me to #Naslund Night! #Canucks

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:50 PM, Dec 11th, 2010 via Osfoora for iPhone)

RT @VanCanucks: I want to see #19 raised to the rafters. Send me to #Naslund Night! #Canucks

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It amazes me to see twins that have their own outfits. My boys aren’t even close to the same size, and I can’t keep their clothes straight.

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OH (a parent, at kids soccer): “Chris? Oh yeah, he’s a good Jesus!”

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badbanana Another disgusting breakfast of steak and eggs. Does the raw food diet ever get easier?

via web (retweeted on 9:11 AM, Dec 10th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

@aryayush I think Apple’s solution is just bigger screens.

via Twitter for iPad in reply to aryayush

@danfrakes @aryayush Somehow I had a feeling you would be the one to answer this.

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There’s nothing more annoying than when a site doesn’t provide a direct link when we know one exists. @macworld http://bit.ly/fvcNZg

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“He isn’t making any sense at all. Quite literally, we don’t know what Mike is talking about right now.” re: RIM’s CEO http://engt.co/g7ubPt

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@FogBugz I’ll try it, thanks!

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Why do I sometimes have an intense desire for coffee in the morning when I only drink decaf? It’s not caffeine addiction… #fb

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@FogBugz Can you forward an email to FogBugz creating a case with the original sender as the correspondent using Gmail as your mail client?

via web in reply to FogBugz

@GlenTrainor That sounds terrifying, even if it is fiction.

via web in reply to GlenTrainor

@chartier Personally, I think LockInfo http://lockinfo.ashman.c… is a better choice. It’s why I’m still running 4.1 (jailbroken)

via web in reply to chartier

grahamclark Pluto wasn’t a pet, but more of a “constant companion”. #Mickeyleaks

via web (retweeted on 1:17 PM, Dec 7th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

New post: The absence of doing something: From Growing Up Digital, Wired for Distraction – NYTimes.com:

Sam Cro… http://bit.ly/hn8fJv

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Post: Too much caffeine slows you down: From Highly Caffeinated Drinks Can Impair Cognitive Abilities | LiveScie… http://bit.ly/eWLaVd

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Post: Shop Vac: via vimeo.com http://bit.ly/fn0Zpe

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Nice to see @posterous not taking the tempting opportunity to kick @tumblr when they’re down (so to speak). Well done, @a4agarwal.

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a4agarwal Large scale websites have a ton of moving pieces. There’s a lot that can go wrong and take the whole site down. It can happen to anyone.

via Tweetie for Mac (retweeted on 2:44 PM, Dec 6th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

Wow, I just learned to be careful about the hotkeys I’m pressing - just accidentally retweeted a pretty offensive tweet. Deleted.

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Post: English is hard: via youtube.com I feel bad for my kids trying to learn how to spell in school. http://bit.ly/gwTO7W

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Just read it, and I was right.

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Haven’t read this yet but I know I’m gonna love it: RT @ttscoff: Notational Velocity and MultiMarkdown http://goo.gl/fb/ShJtX [post]

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About to satisfy my craving for the chemically smell of an indoor ice rink. Hockey time! #fb

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@jen_robbins Sadly, for me they’re not mutually exclusive.

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Or Angry Words (with Friends), but that’s already how I play it. RT @anildash: Yo, free million-dollar idea: Birds With Friends.

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Gotta love ending the week with an empty inbox, especially since I struggled to keep it there all week.

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I found @cknw’s email updates too soul-crushing, so now I filter out these words: sentenced | court | murder | parole | missing | beating

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@garyvee Just listened to your interview on @twit - impressive stuff. Your reputation is larger than life, but you seem very real. Thanks!

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@GlenTrainor Mmmm, Big Rock - haven’t had one of those in ages. Enjoy!

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scottsimpson Instead of playing FarmVille I just send blank email messages to myself and then delete them.

via Twitterrific for Mac (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Dec 2nd, 2010 via Socialite.app)

RT @jen_robbins: What the … ?!! RT @globeandmail: Man shot dead in a Toronto public library with a crossbow, emergency officials confirm.

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Random iTunes is random. A little Neil Diamond - touching me, touching you… Sweeeeeet Caroline! (Dah dah dah) #fb

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If you’re trying to blog and tweet like @gruber, stop it. He has a head start on you, you’re never going to catch up. Be different.

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@timbray I like Choosy for that - choosyosx.com

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I think letmegooglethatforyou.com (lmgtfy.com for short) might be one of my favourite websites.

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irreverend I was ready to answer the question about where babies come from, but eggs? “From a chicken’s butt. Finish your breakfast.”

via Birdhouse (retweeted on 9:18 AM, Dec 2nd, 2010 via Socialite.app)

I feel like I have 10 tennis ball throwing machines firing at me at the same time, and only one racket.

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@chartier Are you having iTunes transcode the music to 128bit to save space? That’ll do it.

via Echofon in reply to chartier

badbanana Remember, it takes fewer muscles to flip someone off than it does to give a high five.

via web (retweeted on 7:22 AM, Dec 1st, 2010 via Echofon)

gameloft Open the @Gameloft #AdventCalendar gift #1 : Driver #iPhone is now #FREE http://j.mp/aMoIoy Follow us for the next gift & share the love!

via web (retweeted on 7:17 AM, Dec 1st, 2010 via Echofon)