Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @jasonclarke ever

November 2010

Interesting idea, but there’s no way tab-enter takes an extra half second: http://tcrn.ch/i8VjXK @parislemon

via Echofon

sween For those who missed it yesterday, get a time machine.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:00 PM, Nov 27th, 2010 via Echofon)

All the bells and whistles @google is adding to my search results are just starting to frustrate and annoy me.

via Echofon

@geoffgauthier BELLY! (just had a stretch)

via Echofon

@GlenTrainor Yeah, my face was frozen for 20 minutes after we got back inside.

via Echofon in reply to GlenTrainor

@GlenTrainor The printer industry is so F’d up.

via Echofon in reply to GlenTrainor

@geehoneybee @JimmySlims Now *I’m* picturing myself naked, and it’s a gorgeous sight. You’re welcome!

via HootSuite in reply to geehoneybee

@geehoneybee @JimmySlims Other than my luscious self, what should I bring? Be there around 7:30-7:45.

via HootSuite

I love Dropbox because it makes backing up your critical files worry-free. http://db.tt/MrQlgvr

via Dropbox 

@geoffgauthier He deserves it based on stats alone.

via web in reply to geoffgauthier

@ttscoff I like that idea - and the markdown and URL shouldn’t count against your character count. SMS could fall back to just the URL.

via Osfoora for iPhone in reply to ttscoff

My 5 year-old son just tricked my wife into sitting on a whoopee cushion.

I am so truly proud! #fb

via Echofon

Feeling like working out, then just remembered I’m playing hockey today. That’ll do!

via HootSuite

Soccer’s canceled - no standing outside in the cold and wind… Hey kids, let’s go play in the snow!!!

via HootSuite

RT @vanmag_com: Cleaning snow off the car with a hockey stick #iamcanadian

via HootSuite

sween I’d like to meet George Clooney. He’d talk about the cool stuff he does. I’d talk about being married. He’d get sad. I’d say, “It’s ok.”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:12 PM, Nov 19th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

scottsimpson I’m truly surprised I turned out to be a “GET OUT OF THE GODDAMNED CAR AND LOOK AT THE GODDAMNED OCEAN”-style dad.

via Birdhouse (retweeted on 3:06 PM, Nov 19th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

@geoffgauthier It’s the mat your chair sits on, you’re generating static electricity. Those ear zaps hurt like mofos, don’t they?

via Socialite.app in reply to geoffgauthier

@geehoneybee @JimmySlims That doesn’t sound like a problem to me… ;-) I can be there around 7:30

via Echofon in reply to geehoneybee

For a design guy, it’s hard to believe @gruber is okay with Task Surfer as a sponsor for his podcast.

via Socialite.app

badbanana In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man marries the hot chick.

via web (retweeted on 2:02 PM, Nov 18th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

Not to mention Jesus of Suburbia, Son of a Preacher Man, Ramble On, In Bloom, London Calling, Foreplay/Long Time, Listen to the Music. Weird

via Socialite.app

Made a Genius playlist in iTunes using the Beatles’ We Can Work it Out. It includes Lola, Hey You, All Apologies, Jeremy, Janie’s Got a Gun?

via Socialite.app

How have I never bothered to learn the bass line to Ramble On? What a great groove.

via Echofon

If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding! #fb

via Echofon

@hootsuiteiphone iPad app looks great; just wish there was a visual indicator on tweets that are part of a conversation like on the web.

via HootSuite

Can’t believe how many times I’ve tried to go to a Tumblr page in the past week only to see the over capacity error.

via Twitterrific for Mac

I wish there was a way to opt out of Twitter memes. I’m not interested in your #incrediblyinanepuns

via Socialite.app

@danfrakes Front-end configuration can be a bit involved, but downstream use is very simple and straightforward. Stays out of your way.

via Socialite.app in reply to danfrakes

@danfrakes For more info, check the Perspectives section in Shawn Blanc’s recent and fantastic review of OmniFocus: http://bit.ly/akpvBY

via Socialite.app in reply to danfrakes

@danfrakes It doesn’t have one built-in, but you can make one easily using the Perspectives feature.

via Socialite.app in reply to danfrakes

@danfrakes @stevenf If you haven’t tried @omnifocus in a while, you might be surprised. Default settings make it behave more like Things.

via Socialite.app in reply to danfrakes

@danfrakes @jsnell Have you tried Socialite on the Mac? In it, when you read a tweet from a list, that tweet is filtered out elsewhere.

via Socialite.app in reply to danfrakes

@GlenTrainor @geoffgauthier Wow, what an awful song to reference. Yikes.

via Socialite.app in reply to GlenTrainor

I’m self-loathing as hard as I can, but it doesn’t seem to be burning any more calories than normal.

via Socialite.app

@pvponline Start at the beginning - Please Please Me

via Socialite.app in reply to pvponline

5. Don’t have a meeting because you’re supposed to have a meeting, have it because there’s a reason to. And not if there isn’t.

via Socialite.app

3. Learn how to use your company’s scheduling tool to book rooms
4. Check to see if a room is booked before taking it

via Socialite.app

I should start teaching a class on meeting etiquette:

1. Show up to meetings you book
2. Notify attendees of cancelations or postponments

via Socialite.app

Hilarious re: Apple’s Beatles announcement: http://www.kungfugrippe….

via Socialite.app

Toronto was one of the new cities added to Twitter’s local trends feature, but not Vancouver? Brutal.

via web

funnyordie Facebook Messages is going to revolutionize the way people you barely know invite you to shit you don’t want to do.

via web (retweeted on 3:29 PM, Nov 15th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

@chartier Especially since by now anyone who really wanted digital copies of Beatles songs has probably found a way to get them.

via Socialite.app in reply to chartier

Phrase I miss hearing in hockey: “stacked the pads” Sounds cool, and was always related to an entertaining play.

via Socialite.app

ironicsans “And now instead of saying ‘IM me’, with Facebookmail you’ll just tell people to ‘F me.’”

via Tweetie for Mac (retweeted on 11:05 AM, Nov 15th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

I couldn’t hate that idea more. RT @harrymccracken: E-mails from the outside world arrive in Facebook as chat messages. #facebooklive

via Socialite.app

harrymccracken E-mails from the outside world arrive in Facebook as chat messages. #facebooklive

via web (retweeted on 10:21 AM, Nov 15th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

kristygee A new study reports that the #1 cause of anxiety is how fucking WEIRD everything is.

via web (retweeted on 2:25 AM, Nov 13th, 2010 via Echofon)

@harrymccracken Be pretty hard; I can’t think of anything good about it!

via Echofon in reply to harrymccracken

joshuatopolsky Location-awareness. Places. Check-ins. Social graphs. Coupons. All things I don’t care about.

via Tweetie for Mac (retweeted on 4:16 PM, Nov 11th, 2010 via Echofon)

@danielpunkass Why not simply strip formatting when pasting? That’s what I want to do 90% of the time anyway.

via Echofon in reply to danielpunkass

@marcoarment At least the majority of the following commenters call BS on him.

via Echofon in reply to marcoarment

@timbray That’s true of any product, not unique to the Tab.

via Echofon in reply to timbray

Can you always believe what you hear? This combination audio/video illusion says no: http://www.wimp.com/mcgu… #fb

via Socialite.app

mathowie “Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives” is my new favorite wacky band name.

via web (retweeted on 2:22 PM, Nov 9th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

Note to self: stop doing shit and go for lunch, before more stuff arrives that needs to be done immediately.

via Socialite.app

@chartier Yeah, but $50 for a screenshot grabber?

via Socialite.app in reply to chartier

It’s always good to start a meeting with a zap, puff of smoke, and acrid burning electronics smell. Livened up the room, anyway. #fb

via Socialite.app

@chartier Unfortunately, he needs the networked version. Drobo goes out of their way to prevent sharing without it.

via Echofon in reply to chartier

chockenberry I would love to see this implemented in Flash for a good side-by-side comparison: http://bit.ly/dmgou7

via Ostricherific (retweeted on 2:57 PM, Nov 8th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

Wencomine Getting ready for system “go-live” this week at Greenhills #coal mine in BC. #mining #fleetmanagement

via Twitterrific (retweeted on 1:10 PM, Nov 7th, 2010 via Echofon)

dansays When your self-written twitter bio says, “web visionary,” I read it as: “Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius.”

via web (retweeted on 10:19 AM, Nov 5th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

Just switched all my calendar software to start the week on Monday. So much easier to see the weekend together.

via Socialite.app

Removing malware is like having an action figure collection: when young you think it’s cool, but older you think ‘what a waste of time’.

via Socialite.app

Damn you, autocorrect http://damnyouautocorrec… is pretty funny

via Socialite.app

@geehoneybee I have to agree with that. Traffic has been unbelievably bad the past few weeks.

via Socialite.app in reply to geehoneybee

@marcoarment Good riddance to a bad customer. His ineptitude (and apparent lack of balance) is not your problem.

via Echofon in reply to marcoarment

stevenf Wait a minute, you’re BIRDS, why do you need a CATAPULT

via Echofon (retweeted on 12:36 AM, Nov 3rd, 2010 via Twitter for iPad)

I wish Steven Wright was an actual DJ on a 70’s station in my city.

via Socialite.app

K-Billy’s Supersounds of the 70’s just keeps on truckin’ #fb

via Socialite.app

Wencomine Wenco looking for Systems Support Engineer. You: Mining, 802.11, SQL, embedded OS, & like to travel #jobs #mining http://ow.ly/32FFu

via HootSuite (retweeted on 3:55 PM, Nov 1st, 2010 via web)

I really like @FogBugz 8, but the way the menu bar changes when viewing administration pages is very jarring and confusing.

via Socialite.app

AmyJane “Oh! What song is your son singing?”

Listen lady, we both know that it’s “Shake Your Rump” and that you’re a better parent than I am.

via web (retweeted on 10:10 AM, Nov 1st, 2010 via Socialite.app)

@stevenf We let our kids hand out candy, and they actually almost did that.

via Osfoora for iPhone in reply to stevenf

@GlenTrainor Those are freakishly real-looking. I bet they look fantastic with the squeaky clown nose.

via Osfoora for iPhone in reply to GlenTrainor

Josh: what time will it get dark?
Fran: I don’t know.
Milo: Oh right, because you’re not a scientist. #fb

via Osfoora for iPhone

@geehoneybee Whatever those are, they look delicious!

via Socialite.app in reply to geehoneybee

@GlenTrainor Which book? Been thinking of starting that series.

via Twitter for iPad in reply to GlenTrainor

I have to say, I just don’t see the point of doing a tech news satire site. Tech news is ridiculous enough as it is.

via Socialite.app

My wife’s uncle continues to improve. Great to see press focusing on the positives instead of sensationalizing: http://bit.ly/9h5z4M

via Echofon

geoffgauthier That’s frightening. RT @ethernick: Optical illusion fun! Try this one http://twitpic.com/31obiu (via @SeanToohey)

via HootSuite (retweeted on 9:00 PM, Oct 28th, 2010 via Osfoora for iPhone)