Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @jasonclarke ever

October 2010

@stevenf We let our kids hand out candy, and they actually almost did that.

via Osfoora for iPhone in reply to stevenf

@GlenTrainor Those are freakishly real-looking. I bet they look fantastic with the squeaky clown nose.

via Osfoora for iPhone in reply to GlenTrainor

Josh: what time will it get dark?
Fran: I don’t know.
Milo: Oh right, because you’re not a scientist. #fb

via Osfoora for iPhone

@geehoneybee Whatever those are, they look delicious!

via Socialite.app in reply to geehoneybee

@GlenTrainor Which book? Been thinking of starting that series.

via Twitter for iPad in reply to GlenTrainor

I have to say, I just don’t see the point of doing a tech news satire site. Tech news is ridiculous enough as it is.

via Socialite.app

My wife’s uncle continues to improve. Great to see press focusing on the positives instead of sensationalizing: http://bit.ly/9h5z4M

via Echofon

geoffgauthier That’s frightening. RT @ethernick: Optical illusion fun! Try this one http://twitpic.com/31obiu (via @SeanToohey)

via HootSuite (retweeted on 9:00 PM, Oct 28th, 2010 via Osfoora for iPhone)

Pro tip: Mustard is calorie and fat-free, so load it onto a corndog or four for a healthy midnight snack.

via Echofon

“Being rich has nothing to do with being smart. Same with being fit. Behavioral change has little to do with intelligence.” ~Ramit Sethi

via Echofon

@geehoneybee Dying to see it. I’m a huge fan of Aaron Sorkin’s writing.

via Echofon in reply to geehoneybee

Damn, my inbox is out of control… I need some kinda lifehack to deal with this. http://bit.ly/atWsgG (Hat tip to @glentrainor)

via Socialite.app

Making me log in to your site to remove my email address from your newsletter guarantees I won’t buy anything from you ever again.

via Echofon

@superpixels Yeah, but tell me you haven’t had that feeling before…

via Socialite.app in reply to superpixels

That quote is from Mark Kingwell. Talk about a real pick-me-up, eh?

via Socialite.app

… Underneath this rather antic form of action-as-inaction is the much more unsettling question whether anything is worth doing at all.”

via Socialite.app

“Procrastination most often arises from a sense that there is too much to do, and hence no single aspect of the to-do worth doing… (cont.)

via Socialite.app

alexia You know when you love something so much you don’t care if you’re particularly good at it? That’s how you get good at it.

via Seesmic Desktop (retweeted on 6:24 PM, Oct 25th, 2010 via Echofon)

How is it possible that I try to throw an apple core into a garbage can 3 feet away, and I miss? It’s not a moving target…

via Socialite.app

robbaedeker So satisfying: Just ate a meal that came entirely from my garden! I dug up some corn dogs and Diet Sprite that I buried there last year.

via Tweetie for Mac (retweeted on 12:13 PM, Oct 25th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

Worth watching all the way through (some NSFW lyrics) http://bit.ly/b0iSqK Really makes you think.

via Socialite.app

Sesame Street’s Grover as the Old Spice guy: http://bit.ly/d1sQy9

via Echofon

fmanjoo .@EzraKlein’s It Gets Better video explains why adulthood is generally better than childhood: Agency. http://bit.ly/9cWoAh.

via web (retweeted on 11:05 AM, Oct 25th, 2010 via Echofon)

DownloadSquad Seattle engineer uses simple physics to save another driver’s life: http://bit.ly/d2sSpc

via Seesmic Web (retweeted on 10:50 AM, Oct 22nd, 2010 via Echofon)

Letting my freak flag fly… wearing an Apple shirt at work.

via Echofon

Sometimes the right way to handle an email is simply to delete it. Did I say *sometimes*? I meant *often*.

via Socialite.app

@a4agarwal Where is the multiple GApps account setting? I can’t find it!

via web in reply to a4agarwal

Holy wow is @gmail slow. I’m almost ready to give up and go back to using a mail client full time.

via web

@geoffgauthier He might be starting the game, but I wouldn’t bet that he’ll be finishing it.

via Socialite.app in reply to geoffgauthier

@geehoneybee Don’t be knockin’ the Hyundai! It’s a brotherhood… a way of life. Embrace it.

via Socialite.app in reply to geehoneybee

No more babying Luongo. He sucked last night, Schnieder’s playing well. Come back with the kid. Luongo can ride the pine. #Canucks

via Socialite.app

How to live to be 100 years old http://nyti.ms/aNC0BJ

via Tweetie for Mac

Open wound = letting carriers mess with the OS. “@danielpunkass: Apple is open as in sesame, not as in wound.”

via Twitter for iPad

nikf If only Google put as much energy to ensuring open & hackable handsets as they did the whole “Android’s open, guys” spiel…

via Socialite.app (retweeted on 6:43 AM, Oct 19th, 2010 via Twitter for iPad)

a4agarwal I followed the directions in @arubin’s tweet and failed. I’m glad my phone just works.

via Tweetie for Mac (retweeted on 6:38 AM, Oct 19th, 2010 via Twitter for iPad)

All pre-flight safety announcements should be like this! http://j.mp/9B1UG6 #fb

via Twitter for iPad

Updating Acrobat Reader on my PC requires restarting the computer? *Really*, Adobe? I feel unclean.

via Socialite.app

@leemathews That it’s disrupting the cracker industry?

via web in reply to leemathews

If you count the iPad as a computer, in 6 months it has made Apple the #1 computer manufacturer in the world. http://df4.us/gdy #fb

via Socialite.app

sarahcuda Evan Williams, Master of the Privacy Game http://t.co/6xslNVW via @techcrunch <- surprised no one has written this

via Tweet Button (retweeted on 1:56 PM, Oct 18th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

It’s Everything Week on Facebook! Copy and paste this and annoy all of your “friends” with a shout out to everything!

via Echofon

@GlenTrainor Come on everybody let’s do a dance now…

via Socialite.app in reply to GlenTrainor

All Creativity Builds On What Came Before | Brain Pickings: http://bit.ly/9oHvae

via Echofon

gtdguy Finally getting some quality iPad time, testing apps & connections. #Omnifocus iPad is definitely way cool. Good job, Ken!

via Twittelator (retweeted on 10:43 PM, Oct 10th, 2010 via Echofon)

Amazed that you can’t manage your Twitter lists in any way in Twitter for iPad.

via Twitter for iPad

siracusa Sometimes I think about the hours and hours I used to spend in front of a computer with no net connection. The kids will never believe it.

via Twitterrific for Mac (retweeted on 11:35 PM, Oct 9th, 2010 via Twitter for iPad)

Sweet! RT @VanCanucks: Kings wearing the old Purple and Gold tonight as #Canucks wear their original 1970 sweater (via @TC_Carling).

via Osfoora for iPhone

Have your kids ever asked you how many people are in space right now? http://www.howmanypeople… #fb

via Socialite.app

My mechanic’s hold music sounds like it was bought from a discount porn music place.

via Socialite.app

danfrakes Wow. There’s a Facebook group called “When you call it an ‘iTouch’ I want to beat you to death” http://on.fb.me/ajoA9j (via @flargh)

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 12:42 PM, Oct 7th, 2010 via web)

I really like #newtwitter, but I’m surprised that there’s no hotkey for opening links in tweets.

via Socialite.app

Woke up with a blistering headache, and it won’t go away.

via web

@AllanEdwin Some readers like ME! But I do like the new landscape view being broken into 2 columns.

via Twitter for iPad in reply to AllanEdwin

rands Mr. Rogers had it right. When you get home, kick off the shoes and put on something comfy. He didn’t mention the value of the vodka martini.

via Tweetie for Mac (retweeted on 7:43 PM, Oct 6th, 2010 via Twitter for iPad)

jkottke Amazing backheel goal: http://www.youtube.com/w…

via web (retweeted on 2:47 PM, Oct 6th, 2010 via web)

Facebook’s creeping me out again.

via Socialite.app

The link to remove contact information imported with Facebook’s mobile app suggested in this article http://bit.ly/bsrHp3 doesn’t work.

via Socialite.app

The average high school student knows more about computers than their parents. I want to hire a company full of high school students.

via Socialite.app

Arrived 5 minutes early for 10:00 meeting. At 10:10, someone arrived to tell me the meeting was canceled.

via Socialite.app

I’m falling in hate with my job.

via Socialite.app

@FogBugz I get the short page expiries in Safari all the time. I stopped using Safari because of it.

via Socialite.app in reply to FogBugz

flyosity Men’s Health uses the same 4 covers over and over. Same titles and layout, different photo. http://j.mp/dANOj2

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:53 AM, Oct 4th, 2010 via Twitter for iPad)

VanCanucks Breaking News: Canucks Sports & Entertainment announces acquisition of Vancouver Millionaires Trademarks. http://bit.ly/c09vuZ

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:50 AM, Oct 2nd, 2010 via Twitter for iPad)

sportsnetmurph Canucks acquire Millionaires trademark. Can you say really retro jerseys!

via ÜberTwitter (retweeted on 7:48 AM, Oct 2nd, 2010 via Twitter for iPad)

aryayush Apple is currently running an excellent games promotion on the App Store: http://bit.ly/9268wH. $3 or less. Grab ‘em while it lasts.

via Echofon (retweeted on 9:16 PM, Oct 1st, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone)