@stevenf We let our kids hand out candy, and they actually almost did that.
@GlenTrainor And there it is. Yowza.
@GlenTrainor Those are freakishly real-looking. I bet they look fantastic with the squeaky clown nose.
@GlenTrainor Cool, thanks!
Josh: what time will it get dark?
Fran: I don’t know.
Milo: Oh right, because you’re not a scientist. #fb
@alancross Worth it?
@geehoneybee Whatever those are, they look delicious!
@GlenTrainor Which book? Been thinking of starting that series.
I have to say, I just don’t see the point of doing a tech news satire site. Tech news is ridiculous enough as it is.
My wife’s uncle continues to improve. Great to see press focusing on the positives instead of sensationalizing: http://bit.ly/9h5z4M
Pro tip: Mustard is calorie and fat-free, so load it onto a corndog or four for a healthy midnight snack.
@geehoneybee Kaiser Sauze?
“Being rich has nothing to do with being smart. Same with being fit. Behavioral change has little to do with intelligence.” ~Ramit Sethi
@geehoneybee Dying to see it. I’m a huge fan of Aaron Sorkin’s writing.
Making me log in to your site to remove my email address from your newsletter guarantees I won’t buy anything from you ever again.
@superpixels Yeah, but tell me you haven’t had that feeling before…
That quote is from Mark Kingwell. Talk about a real pick-me-up, eh?
… Underneath this rather antic form of action-as-inaction is the much more unsettling question whether anything is worth doing at all.”
“Procrastination most often arises from a sense that there is too much to do, and hence no single aspect of the to-do worth doing… (cont.)
alexia You know when you love something so much you don’t care if you’re particularly good at it? That’s how you get good at it.
How is it possible that I try to throw an apple core into a garbage can 3 feet away, and I miss? It’s not a moving target…
robbaedeker So satisfying: Just ate a meal that came entirely from my garden! I dug up some corn dogs and Diet Sprite that I buried there last year.
Worth watching all the way through (some NSFW lyrics) http://bit.ly/b0iSqK Really makes you think.
Sesame Street’s Grover as the Old Spice guy: http://bit.ly/d1sQy9
@geoffgauthier Making friends again, eh?
Letting my freak flag fly… wearing an Apple shirt at work.
Sometimes the right way to handle an email is simply to delete it. Did I say *sometimes*? I meant *often*.
@a4agarwal Where is the multiple GApps account setting? I can’t find it!
Holy wow is @gmail slow. I’m almost ready to give up and go back to using a mail client full time.
@geoffgauthier He might be starting the game, but I wouldn’t bet that he’ll be finishing it.
@geehoneybee Don’t be knockin’ the Hyundai! It’s a brotherhood… a way of life. Embrace it.
No more babying Luongo. He sucked last night, Schnieder’s playing well. Come back with the kid. Luongo can ride the pine. #Canucks
How to live to be 100 years old http://nyti.ms/aNC0BJ
Open wound = letting carriers mess with the OS. “@danielpunkass: Apple is open as in sesame, not as in wound.”
nikf If only Google put as much energy to ensuring open & hackable handsets as they did the whole “Android’s open, guys” spiel…
@leemathews An apt metaphor.
Updating Acrobat Reader on my PC requires restarting the computer? *Really*, Adobe? I feel unclean.
@leemathews That it’s disrupting the cracker industry?
@GlenTrainor You’re welcome.
Milo & Mattea on the porch http://instagr.am/p/CJye/
Maddy Taya http://instagr.am/p/B0m6/
It’s Everything Week on Facebook! Copy and paste this and annoy all of your “friends” with a shout out to everything!
Top Gun 2? http://tcrn.ch/cHNq13
@GlenTrainor Come on everybody let’s do a dance now…
All Creativity Builds On What Came Before | Brain Pickings: http://bit.ly/9oHvae
Amazed that you can’t manage your Twitter lists in any way in Twitter for iPad.
siracusa Sometimes I think about the hours and hours I used to spend in front of a computer with no net connection. The kids will never believe it.
@GlenTrainor That hurts dude. Seriously.
My mechanic’s hold music sounds like it was bought from a discount porn music place.
I really like #newtwitter, but I’m surprised that there’s no hotkey for opening links in tweets.
Woke up with a blistering headache, and it won’t go away.
@AllanEdwin Some readers like ME! But I do like the new landscape view being broken into 2 columns.
rands Mr. Rogers had it right. When you get home, kick off the shoes and put on something comfy. He didn’t mention the value of the vodka martini.
Facebook’s creeping me out again.
The link to remove contact information imported with Facebook’s mobile app suggested in this article http://bit.ly/bsrHp3 doesn’t work.
The average high school student knows more about computers than their parents. I want to hire a company full of high school students.
Arrived 5 minutes early for 10:00 meeting. At 10:10, someone arrived to tell me the meeting was canceled.
I’m falling in hate with my job.
@FogBugz I get the short page expiries in Safari all the time. I stopped using Safari because of it.
sportsnetmurph Canucks acquire Millionaires trademark. Can you say really retro jerseys!