Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @jasonclarke ever

September 2010

I dislike Arrington, but I love that he asked an HP exec “Do you think it’s ethically wrong to charge as much for ink as you do?”

via Socialite.app

cwood Every time someone complains about iPad book-reading eyestrain, the marketing manager at Amazon who fabricated that idea cackles with glee.

via Tweetie for Mac (retweeted on 10:38 AM, Sep 27th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

“Dad, you have something called Angry Birds on your iPad. What’s that?” #fb

via Osfoora for iPhone

@al3x OmniFocus is great, and has continually improved. iOS versions are awesome, too.

via Osfoora for iPhone in reply to al3x

New post: Get Gmail’s Priority Inbox on your iPhone: Priority Inbox works based on a label called “Important” tha… http://bit.ly/a6ICNP

via twitterfeed

Played hockey for the first time in a long time. Was fun, but there were only two spares… Gonna sleep well tonight! #fb

via Osfoora for iPhone

JadAbumrad PBS needs to chill with the baseball docs. How many do we need? In fact, everyone needs to chill on baseball. It’s not even a sport.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:35 PM, Sep 24th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

@ttscoff Hold option and click the X to clear one of them, and they all disappear. Not great, but better than clicking all of them.

via Socialite.app in reply to ttscoff

MYMHM EXCELLENT!!! - Alex Winter confirmed a rumor that the Bill & Ted series is going to become a trilogy. http://t.co/WtUeJeQ via @io9

via Tweet Button (retweeted on 8:51 AM, Sep 24th, 2010 via Echofon)

@graulund - Thanks for Tweet Nest! I’m trying to set up cron jobs, but they fails due to no permissions. How do I provide credentials?

via web

My first 5 followers were @swirlee, @JimmySlims, @mochant, @AllanEdwin and @KevinCTofel. http://bit.ly/first5 Good group; I miss Marc.

via First Five Followers

Mike_FTW Go outside. Look at the moon. Now look below and to the right? See it? Yeah that. Then come back and tell me if I’m staring at Uranus.

via web (retweeted on 11:16 PM, Sep 22nd, 2010 via Twitter for iPad)

ScottRintoul Won’t happen, but would love to see Prab Rai get a shot with the twins for ONE reason only - Rai and Gingers would be best-named line in NHL

via web (retweeted on 7:03 PM, Sep 22nd, 2010 via Osfoora for iPhone)

@swirlee They changed its name. It’s now called “keyboard shortcuts”.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to swirlee

leemathews If you’re over 40 and use the “word” pwn, you may as well start using things like “dawg” and “shizzle” too. Go all the way. Own it.

via Seesmic Web (retweeted on 1:43 PM, Sep 18th, 2010 via Twitter for iPad)

@geehoneybee @jimmyslims I have a man-crush on Ken Block, I’m not ashamed to admit it.

via Twitter for iPad in reply to geehoneybee

For a laugh you should really be following @English50cent, who “translates” @50cent’s ridiculous tweets into plain English.

via Twitter for iPad

Stand up and puke like a man.

via Socialite.app

Twitter’s Q&A session was basically worthless because all anyone cares about is getting access to #newtwitter. Should have been obvious?

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Funny how all the tech luminaries seem to have it already. RT @ev: The account selection for #newTwitter is random and worldwide. #askev

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mktgdouchebag The only marketing revolution that matters is giving a crap about your customers. With that, the mysteries disappear.

via web (retweeted on 12:49 PM, Sep 17th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

To quote Lightning McQueen, “Thanks, or should I say NO THANKS! Because today must be OPPOSITE DAY!”

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Use a binder clip to keep beer stacked in your fridge: http://lifehacker.com/56…

via web

Older People Who Lack Restraint Help Society by Being Curmudgeonly http://www.geekosystem.c…

via web

@ttscoff Not a fan of Google Instant in general. I don’t feel it improves the experience at all.

via Socialite.app in reply to ttscoff

New post: Ken Block playing at a velodrome: via youtube.com This guy has the world’s best job. Seriously, con… http://bit.ly/bQWMc3

via twitterfeed

Is it just me, or is Google Instant buggy as hell? Crashed the tab in Chrome many times, now “automated queries” error (Safari’s fine)?

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Flight, no question. RT @fraying: Thursday Survey! Dream superpower: Flight or Invisibility? Reply with answer. Tally tomorrow. #thursvey

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rands Because you might need some: http://www.goodfuckingde…

via Tweetie for Mac (retweeted on 9:48 AM, Sep 16th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

@jsnell FogBugz is very flexible, and might be exactly what you’re looking for. Downside is $$$ depending on the size of your team.

via Socialite.app in reply to jsnell

So true! RT @fraying Two kinds of people: Those that truly enjoy solving problems, and those that truly enjoy having them.

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Another offer? You don’t say. Well, then, I’d better just jump at this opportunity without doing due diligence. Yessiree. Right away. Yep.

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Is it possible to keep the sidebar visible when viewing something in the iTunes Store in iTunes?

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.@geoffgauthier came up with another new favourite phrase to my “passive depressive” from last night: “grow a helmet”.

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This practical joke is pure evil (and awesomely funny, if you have a sick sense of humour): Youtube link - http://bit.ly/c2x2zs #fb

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NtQtSouthSurrey Woo hoo! RT @LalondeTCBC: Excited to meet @paulhillsdon and @ntqtsouthsurrey today! In prep for our TV Roadshow next week.

via ÜberTwitter (retweeted on 9:30 AM, Sep 15th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

Passive depressive is a thing, right? If not, I’m declaring it a thing.

via Twitter for iPad

Just spent 20 minutes waiting for a meeting that was canceled 5 minutes *after* it was supposed to have started.

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Hicksdesign Fantastic ad placement! http://i.imgur.com/IOBPq…

(via @mrs_hicks)

via Tweetie for Mac (retweeted on 7:33 AM, Sep 14th, 2010 via Twitter for iPad)

GerryDuggan Can somebody update Jenny McCarthy’s IMDB page to properly credit her with the whooping cough outbreak in California?

via web (retweeted on 12:37 AM, Sep 14th, 2010 via Twitter for iPad)

lexfri What the trapped miners get: http://bit.ly/dC0csQ (via @jeffcarlson)

via Hibari (retweeted on 12:09 AM, Sep 14th, 2010 via Twitter for iPad)

jonseff Per the tweets, either football season has started, or there’s a war going on between native americans, prospectors, birds and pirates. #fb

via Tweetie for Mac (retweeted on 6:33 PM, Sep 12th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone)

@leemathews I know what it is… Windows! j/k (ducks for cover)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to leemathews

Great article: Revenge of the Introvert http://instapaper.com/zf… - thanks @swirlee for the recommendation!

via Instapaper

skap5 We wouldn’t worry all the time about what others think of us if we knew how little time others actually spent thinking of us.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:21 PM, Sep 11th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone)

Arrived home to Vancouver from Botswana the night of the 10th, woke up to watch the news reports with my girlfriend (now wife). No words.

via Twitter for iPhone

patricknorton RT @LanceUlanoff: Nine years after 9/11, a photo provides some peace http://bit.ly/cSMwnN #neverforget

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:53 PM, Sep 11th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone)

ceoSteveJobs The secret to a good marriage? Multi-touch.

via web (retweeted on 11:10 AM, Sep 11th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone)

@ttscoff You’re convincing me to give it a bit more of a chance. Do you use it on iPhone too?

via TweetDeck in reply to ttscoff

@ttscoff I very aggressively prune my following list so that I *can* read everything. Seems like some clients don’t support that well.

via TweetDeck in reply to ttscoff

@ttscoff Another beef (if you’re not ignoring me by now) - when moving up a list, it should scroll a page at a time, not by tweet.

via TweetDeck in reply to ttscoff

@ttscoff I think it comes down to I’m an inbox-zero kind of guy, and Tweetdeck is made for “pilers”.

via TweetDeck in reply to ttscoff

@ttscoff Socialite does the tweet tracking across lists trick.

via TweetDeck in reply to ttscoff

@ttscoff Also don’t like that it doesn’t update the dock icon with an unread count badge. (I’m one of those.) Trying j/k/h/p now.

via TweetDeck in reply to ttscoff

@ttscoff I think I also dislike that Tweetdeck doesn’t track when I read a tweet in one list, and remove it from others it’s also in.

via Echofon in reply to ttscoff

@ttscoff I can barely stand to look at Tweetdeck.

via Echofon in reply to ttscoff

@ttscoff Echofon and Socialite both have it beat. Echofon gets extra credit for aping Gmail’s shortcut keys.

via Echofon in reply to ttscoff

I keep trying TweetDeck, but I can’t get past the ugly, and lack of decent keyboard navigation. It’s so popular; I’m the weird one, right?

via Socialite.app

@bradlinder Follow up question (if you don’t mind): how do you keep track of email messages you want to come back to?

via TweetDeck in reply to bradlinder

@bradlinder Haha - sorry. Serious question though: are you more comfortable with stuff in your inbox, i.e. does empty make you nervous?

via Echofon in reply to bradlinder

@bradlinder Yeah, but are you ever going to go back to it? And if you do, why not find it in All Mail instead of Inbox?

via Echofon in reply to bradlinder

@bradlinder Why leave them in your inbox? Sounds like you could just select all, archive, and *poof*, inbox zero!

via Socialite.app in reply to bradlinder

@bradlinder Ditto. I think if you already had a mature set of filters, and you keep your inbox clean, Priority Inbox is sort of meh.

via Socialite.app in reply to bradlinder

ianbetteridge If @parislemon is right about the original $99 price for the Nexus One, this is a great story. He’s on a roll of late. http://tcrn.ch/cdkJJr

via Echofon (retweeted on 10:56 AM, Sep 10th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

Cody Hodgson not taking part in the #canucks rookie camp. Supposed reason is injury. I call BS.

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Truth: “@geoffgauthier: I could care less about the #NFL. It’s a dumb game with giant, overpaid babies. Bring on the #NHL

via Twitter for iPad

@geoffgauthier I just fell in love with you all over again!

via Twitter for iPad in reply to geoffgauthier

@geoffgauthier Looks like @33dellis learned that (surprise, surprise), people are douchebags on the internet! Feel bad for him.

via Socialite.app in reply to geoffgauthier

This joke is so bad that I love it: RT @ttscoff: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.

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Those SuperDogs aren’t so great, you know. The tunnels are kind of small, but I could definitely clear 5 bars at the end of the course. #fb

via Twitter for iPhone

Techcrunch nails the Google Android “openness” myth: http://j.mp/cO2Sz1

via Twitter for iPad

@geehoneybee Awesome news! Now maybe you can take your next move in Chess With Friends!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to geehoneybee

Seriously. Why can’t Google Docs figure out which account I want to use? It used to work fine.

via Socialite.app

azaaza The real stuff white people like. http://bit.ly/cOskUc

via Tweetie for Mac (retweeted on 2:59 PM, Sep 8th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

Wow, just realized that the new HDR photo functionality that iOS 4.1 offers is only for iPhone 4s. Good, now I don’t need to upgrade.

via Socialite.app

@lexfri Is the HDR photo feature not available for 3GSs?

via Socialite.app in reply to lexfri

fraying Google Instant is amazing tech used for the most boring thing ever.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:41 PM, Sep 8th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

Engadget’s insistence on writing using the “royal we” couldn’t be more distracting. “we kept mistyping”? http://bit.ly/cEKwR7

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jaredromanowich “I renamed my iPhone to “The Titanic”. Each time I connect it to iTunes, I see ‘The Titanic is syncing’!” hahah oh..the simple things.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:13 AM, Sep 8th, 2010 via Twitter for iPad)

@geoffgauthier I gotta bad feeling about that - if Wellwood gets signed in Phoenix, I bet he fills our net when we face them.

via Socialite.app in reply to geoffgauthier

Twitter’s iPad app could be fixed by simply allowing a user to deselect a selected app by tapping on it. That’s what’s confusing people.

via Socialite.app

BrentButt If I had a secret room full of top secret stuff I wouldn’t have it connected to a huge air vent that’s big enough for people to crawl thru.

via Twitterrific (retweeted on 7:59 PM, Sep 6th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone)

What’s the word for when you can’t think of a word? #fb

via Twitter for iPad

courtstarr The best photo you will see all day. http://i.imgur.com/zDJ7W…

via Tweetie for Mac (retweeted on 6:40 PM, Sep 4th, 2010 via Twitter for iPad)

fchimero There is a horse in the Apple Store and no one sees it but me. http://bit.ly/cA3oO7

via Tweetie for Mac (retweeted on 1:38 PM, Sep 3rd, 2010 via Socialite.app)

Gmail’s new Priority Inbox is cool, and it’s showing me just how little of the email I receive that I truly consider to be “important”. #fb

via Socialite.app

@shawnblanc If you don’t mind me asking, who should I be following for said email kung-fu discussions?

via Socialite.app in reply to shawnblanc

@geehoneybee Sorry dude - sounds like a rough week, eh?

via Socialite.app in reply to geehoneybee

Nice having a coffee expert in the office, to let me know if the decaf coffee pot really has decaf in it. (Lookin’ at you, @geoffgauthier)

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RT @geoffgauthier: LOL!!!!! @mennoknight: Mike Comrie gets to bone Hilary Duff AND play with Sidney Crosby? Fuck that guy.

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I want to take a vacation to Epic Citadel. It’s beautiful there.

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biorhythmist Going to a chess-themed barbecue this weekend.

ROOK OUT WITH YOUR COOKOUT

via web (retweeted on 11:27 AM, Sep 3rd, 2010 via Socialite.app)

@aryayush And now your USB stick has a malware infection! :-)

via Socialite.app in reply to aryayush

I got my Priority Inbox on my work account at the end of the day today (inbox was already empty). Excited to see how it does tomorrow.

via Twitter for iPad

Hey @lorenb, Twitter for iPad is really growing on me. Any plans for syncing your position on iPhone / iPad / Mac versions?

via Twitter for iPad

ironicsans I need Ping like I need another social network.

via Tweetie for Mac (retweeted on 10:27 PM, Sep 2nd, 2010 via Twitter for iPad)

Yikes. Somehow I had it in my head that it was Friday night. Oops.

via Twitter for iPad

@Ihnatko I find Twitter for iPad a little off-putting too. It’s gee-whiz neato, but a bit too clever for its own good.

via Socialite.app in reply to Ihnatko

@chockenberry Couldn’t agree more - the title bar change is nice, but the grey is… too grey. No visual cues.

via Socialite.app in reply to chockenberry

Hey, @chartier - I just got the dreaded “The information on this page is outdated” error in iTunes 10.

via Socialite.app

dmoren “Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 3:42 PM, Sep 2nd, 2010 via Socialite.app)

I’ve been getting a headache every afternoon this week. Finally realized I haven’t been drinking enough water… that’s probably it.

via Socialite.app

@emiliecole That makes sense, but Kara replied and told me it was intended as a joke. If it was, I didn’t (and still don’t) get it.

via Socialite.app in reply to emiliecole

@geehoneybee Tried that Stanley Park Brewery beer you left at my place last night. You weren’t kidding about the aftertaste… Yikes!

via Socialite.app

@geoffgauthier Hughson’s good, but I’d have to go with Jim Robson. “Greg Adams, Greg Adams!”

via Socialite.app in reply to geoffgauthier

Seriously Google… Please to be giving me with the Priority Inbox. I will be thanking with you for all times.

via Socialite.app

I guess I’m not hip enough to understand this new style of “joke”.

via Echofon

@karaswisher If the joke had been funny (or even obviously a joke), I would never have written that first comment. Sorry to have offended.

via Echofon in reply to karaswisher

@karaswisher I was asking someone else who had already found the definition odd if they thought it was a joke and maybe I missed it.

via Echofon in reply to karaswisher

I had a journalist for the Wall Street Journal tell me to “chillax”. What have you done this morning?

via Echofon

Apparently I have no sense of humor.

via Echofon

RT @karaswisher: @jasonclarke you’re making that up and you are wrong. It is a JOKE in the post, so chillax yourself.

via Echofon

@aryayush @karaswisher replied to me, and says it was a joke and that I should lighten up. Did it read like a joke to you?

via Echofon in reply to aryayush

@karaswisher Fair enough, I guess, but it sure doesn’t read that way.

via Echofon in reply to karaswisher

@aryayush Still seems like an odd choice. Readers have access to dictionaries too. Maybe she was trying to imply that Steve uses big words?

via Echofon in reply to aryayush

Weird. @karaswisher thinks her readers are too dumb to know what “onerous” means? http://j.mp/cGhbXX

via Twitter for iPad

Anxiously waiting for Gmail’s magical new Priority Inbox feature to hit my Gmail accounts…

via Socialite.app

@leemathews Reading cover letters. They’re mostly awful!

via Socialite.app in reply to leemathews

“I have solved just about every problem that one may face.”

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@leemathews That’s awesome! Sluggishness was the only real problem with the Pre, as far as I’ve heard. Cool that it’s not!

via Socialite.app in reply to leemathews

Just read, “I am a hard working individual, motivated by the knowledge of my skills and experience.” What does it mean?

via Socialite.app

@leemathews And I hear it’s hella fast… but has a small battery life issue. :-)

via Socialite.app in reply to leemathews

@bradlinder I sure hope so. It’s the only reason I jailbreak right now. LockInfo is way better than iOS’s standard notifications.

via Socialite.app in reply to bradlinder

So both iOS 4.1 and 4.2 have been announced and previewed, and _still_ no fix for the awful notification system?

via Socialite.app

@fraying Can you just use an HDMI to Component Video & Stereo Audio AV Cable? $10.50 on Amazon: http://amzn.to/a9d4Wh

via Socialite.app in reply to fraying

Pogue The world sure looks different when you’ve had a good night of sleep. I’ll bet half the decisions to start wars were made while exhasuted…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:25 AM, Sep 1st, 2010 via Socialite.app)

I won’t be buying any Mattel products any time soon: Speak Up for SAY: http://www.speakupforsay… #fb

via Echofon

biorhythmist I’m not a Colombian coffee farmer, but I play Juan on TV.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:55 PM, Aug 31st, 2010 via Osfoora for iPhone)

New post: Learn to touch-type: If you’re a fan of life hacks of any kind and you can’t touch-type, you’re wasting… http://bit.ly/cKeAz9

via twitterfeed

New post: Teaching kids the value of practice: My recommendation is to introduce eight-ball into school curricula… http://bit.ly/dyfU4Y

via twitterfeed

@geehoneybee How’s the eyeball… back to normal I hope?

via Osfoora HD in reply to geehoneybee