Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @jasonclarke ever

August 2010

I wonder if the people who use ow.ly links to track clicks realize how many people won’t click an ow.ly link because of the frame it uses?

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Love it when people do their month’s banking at the cash machine with a line 8 deep, especially when there’s only one machine. Love it!

via Osfoora for iPhone

Is a non-beta version of The Hit List (and the iPhone version) the biggest piece of Mac vaporware in existence?

via Socialite.app

Hat tip to sir @siracusa for both of the previous links.

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I love the iPhone, but stuff like this really pisses me off: http://bit.ly/dudtLP

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Amazingly detailed and honest look at an acquisition deal gone wrong: http://bit.ly/bpn0RN

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@JimmySlims A Windows PC in a Commodore 64 case is going to be sold by Commodore USA late this year: http://t.co/8S29Ff6

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@bill_robbins My old ones are 9 years old, and totally worn out. Looking forward to trying the new ones!

via Echofon in reply to bill_robbins

Why can’t Chrome figure out which account to use when I’m logged into a Google account and Google Apps account? The domain’s in the URL!

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Hear hear! RT @spanishmanners: Dear internet: those “social toolbars” infesting half of you? STOP IT. JUST FUCKING STOP IT.

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Well, I started my day with a gift of new (to me) ice skates courtesy of @geoffgauthier. Thanks Goats!

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New post: Searching your Gmail more quickly: Earlier this week I wrote up a post at Download Squad about a new bro… http://bit.ly/cD6Ew6

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@geoffgauthier Just realized it’s a bit too close to “goatze”. Don’t google it.

via Socialite.app in reply to geoffgauthier

@geoffgauthier I wonder if goa.tz is available? (Tanzania)

via Socialite.app in reply to geoffgauthier

GaryDelaney Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is.

via web (retweeted on 1:55 PM, Aug 25th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

How did writers source ideas and people for their stories before they could beg their Twitter followers to do it for them?

via Socialite.app

minethatdata 22% of Groupon shoppers become repeat buyers. Hint: That’s not good, in fact, that’s really not good. My client average is 39%.

via mobile web (retweeted on 10:38 AM, Aug 25th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

@chartier New Simplenote version has the word count stuff, far superior document handling, IMO.

via Socialite.app in reply to chartier

@jsnell Agreed re: Elements. Simplenote does everything Elements does, with better file management.

via Socialite.app in reply to jsnell

@geehoneybee How do you know Tyler Wright? I’ve been following the story through your links and those of others - hope the story ends well.

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@geoffgauthier Maybe Torres just likes scoring in GM Place… wouldn’t that be nice?

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Almost spooky! RT @siracusa: This video of booster separation from a Space Shuttle launch looks unreal: http://bit.ly/buAJ9h

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@leemathews Not worth it. As you said: “Downside: GoDaddy.”

via Socialite.app in reply to leemathews

This Mulitflow backgrounding looks cool, except each time I’ve jailbroken, I’ve had to restore due to stability issues. http://bit.ly/a1IsF3

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Apparently you can’t block Mark Zuckerberg on Facebook? http://bit.ly/aE5Dnm #fb

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@JimmySlims Wonder how many times he clocked himself in the head learning those around-the-head tricks?

via Echofon in reply to JimmySlims

New post: Racing video game controls real R/C car: via flagrantdisregard.com This combines my childhood fascinati… http://bit.ly/aP4nbs

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RT @thedayhascome: Facebook introduced its location-sharing program. So the next time I “poke” you, it will be from under your bed.

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@ginatrapani That could be because TweetDeck’s iPad app isn’t very good, and there are better alternatives.

via Socialite.app in reply to ginatrapani

New post: Walken reads lyrics to Poker Face: via kottke.org Ohh! Ohh! Ooh. Ohh!


http://bit.ly/9NeqHF

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ACLU on Facebook Places: Check This Out Before You Check In: http://bit.ly/cOKNfY

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New post: Complicated things made simple: via mytechnologyworld9.blogspot.com This example animation is of a rota… http://bit.ly/bINU8F

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@chrismaddocks … I found it to be way too focused on marketing their services right back at you. Bad taste in my mouth.

via Socialite.app in reply to chrismaddocks

@chrismaddocks I did the Dale Carnegie course (longer than what you’re looking for), and was somewhat disappointed. Had good stuff, but…

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RT @marshallk When Golden Girls began in ’85, the 3 youngest were roughly the same age as Sex & the City women today http://bit.ly/9kStDb

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@chrismaddocks Curious why you’re looking for this. Can’t imagine you having any problems in any of these areas, so must be for your team?

via Socialite.app in reply to chrismaddocks

lexfri Somebody please tell me when Calvetica supports multiple calendars. I want it then.

via Tweetie for Mac (retweeted on 9:34 AM, Aug 18th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

I am a master troublesharter.

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I’ve already seen more negative comments about @jamescun’s Twifficiency than positive ones because of its auto-spam tactic. Nice job.

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Mocking people without first determining their frame of mind is a bad move.

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My scratchy throat has people at the office keeping their distance.


… so how do I make my throat stay scratchy every day?

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@leemathews Not bad for the band that used to be known as the Rainbow Butt Monkeys!

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ginatrapani Home is where your local backup runs.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:43 AM, Aug 15th, 2010 via Osfoora HD)

Got my Rock Band on with @geehoneybee, @JimmySlims, and @frankieclarke, and it was awesome!

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@JimmySlims I think you’re right! I haven’t thought about that game in forever!

via Osfoora for iPhone in reply to JimmySlims

New post: Cardboard wheels for large boxes: via bigthink.com I love stuff like this. Simple, smart.


http://bit.ly/9DpSSW

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Whenever I type Log Me In’s URL, I say it like a greeting in a german accent in my head (and sometimes out loud). Logmein!

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hosea24hours Got the THN Yearbook in the mail today. The Hockey News picks the #Canucks to win the Stanley Cup.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:54 PM, Aug 13th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

@geehoneybee You sucked me in: on my way to DQ right now.

via Osfoora for iPhone in reply to geehoneybee

New post: Prostate Cancer Canada – Prostate Cancer Canada: Hello everyone, Nine years ago this summer, I… http://bit.ly/9Us40r

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It seems @Google wants to make Tasks a main feature of #Gmail, but it’s completely missing from Gmail’s iPad interface?

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@geehoneybee Yikes - hope it hasn’t been too bad!

via Socialite.app in reply to geehoneybee

surreyeagles Wanna be a mascot? Eagles looking for a new “Winger”. Email [email protected] if interested

via Twitter for BlackBerry® (retweeted on 9:24 PM, Aug 10th, 2010 via Osfoora for iPhone)

badbanana You know what I like to do? Answer my own questions.

via Echofon (retweeted on 8:45 PM, Aug 9th, 2010 via Osfoora for iPhone)

rstevens Sharpie is releasing a liquid pencil. I just released a little liquid myself. RT @rands: Possible revolution in progress: http://j.mp/aFQHBE

via Tweetie for Mac (retweeted on 8:24 PM, Aug 8th, 2010 via Osfoora HD)

New post: I ♥ the Colorblind: via biancolo.com Funny, because it’s not true?


http://bit.ly/dmq65t

via twitterfeed

lexfri 1. See Google acquired Slide. 2. Look up Slide. 3. See something called “SuperPoke! Pets.” 4. Close window, shake head sadly for Google.

via Tweetie for Mac (retweeted on 10:31 AM, Aug 6th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

peterrojas Fedex and UPS guys both showed up at the same exact time. They’re supposed to fight, right?

via Seesmic (retweeted on 10:21 AM, Aug 6th, 2010 via Socialite.app)

And I think my spaceship knows which way to go.

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@adampash Google Buzz. Let it go, already!

via Socialite.app in reply to adampash

People giving career advice saying you should _always_ help people if they ask either aren’t busy enough, or nobody wants their help.

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Olives and pickles on a tuna fish sandwich? You sir, are no sandwich artist.

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“I hate my job.” “No, you don’t!” “That’s right; I hate _two_ of my jobs.”

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New post: World War II photos superimposed: via mymodernmet.com This is an incredible set of photos from World W… http://bit.ly/cvO4De

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Hey @geehoneybee @JimmySlims - I wanna open an Irish pub with outdoor seating and call it Paddy O’Lanterns. Who’s with me? HT: @strutting

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tferriss NPR - Food For Thought: Meat-Based Diet Made Us Smarter: http://su.pr/1FH5xZ (via @gmc)

via Su.pr (retweeted on 12:12 AM, Aug 3rd, 2010 via Osfoora HD)

@dareiff If you have a project with multiple actions that contain sub-actions, there’s no way to re-order them within the project I can see.

via Osfoora for iPhone in reply to dareiff

@dareiff Yes, but not if the action contains sub-actions…

via Osfoora for iPhone in reply to dareiff

@OmniFocus How do you move actions that contain sub-actions up and down within a project on the iPad? Don’t see handles - am I missing them?

via Osfoora for iPhone in reply to OmniFocus

fraying If you’re not using ClickToFlash, you really, really should be. http://bit.ly/b9tsz8

via web (retweeted on 2:06 AM, Jul 31st, 2010 via Osfoora HD)

@chartier When you switch to @OmniFocus, give yourself a good month to adapt. The learning curve is long, but so worthwhile.

via Socialite.app in reply to chartier

RT @google: Did you know today is SysAdmin Day? Thank your tech guys and gals for all they do! http://www.sysadminday.c…

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My complaints about @socialiteapp being crashy were unfounded; turns out it’s Flash that’s crashy (surprise, surprise).

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@socialiteapp Just emailed. Thanks for the response, and checking into it!

via Osfoora HD in reply to socialiteapp

@socialiteapp Tons! It defaults to the wrong email address for me (my work one instead of personal) so I have some in for both.

via Osfoora HD in reply to socialiteapp

@geehoneybee Definitely, but I was rocking Mattea when I replied before, so I was on my phone. Just wrote 3 blog posts on the iPad.

via Osfoora HD in reply to geehoneybee

@kcase You’re killing me! I’d have time tonight to explore it, but tomorrow and the weekend are chock-a-block fully booked.

via Osfoora for iPhone in reply to kcase

@geehoneybee I want to say Stickshifts and Safety Belts, but I know that’s not right. Right album though.

via Osfoora for iPhone in reply to geehoneybee

Totally agree. RT @joshuatopolsky: My whole world falls apart when I don’t have paper towels in the house.

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RT @ConanOBrien: The Kindle 3 was released yesterday. I read about it on my iPad.

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@socialiteapp What if I’m getting the crashes even on Safari 5.0.1?

via web in reply to socialiteapp

I wish @socialiteapp wasn’t quite so crashy - it’s awesome when working.

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Write your first name out 10 times in a row. Starts to look weird, right?

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@geoffgauthier “Pavel’s groin never felt better!”

via Socialite.app in reply to geoffgauthier

@Gartenberg Are you really finding that you can move as accurately and quickly with the trackpad as with a mouse, without accidental clicks?

via Socialite.app in reply to Gartenberg

RT @dannysullivan: Facebook translates “Happy Birthday” to “F You Bitches” in Spanish http://tcrn.ch/9EQSXA (via @alexia)

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I’m going to miss Tom Larscheid’s crazy comments when listening to Canucks games.

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