Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @jasonclarke ever

May 2010

@bradlinder Why do you prefer Disqus over WordPress’s built-in commenting?

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Had fun over lunch hour recording some bass tracks for @GlenTrainor. Hope there’s something useful in all that noodling!

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New blog post: In praise of the all nighter http://www.jasonclarke.n…

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@pvponline People don’t actually get angry at you for late strips, do they?

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OH: “I’m actually considering never working out again, ordering pizza every night, and just being fat. I think I’m tired.”

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Feeling green? Check out my wife’s article that shows you how to make an urban compost out of a storage container: http://bit.ly/bMZoDG

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OH: “She’s not updating her Google Calendar which causes me great anxiety.” (okay, that was me)

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RT @leemathews: Facebook off the hook now? No way. If they were a husband, they’d still be sleeping on the couch.

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Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg Talks About New Privacy Controls (Live Blog on RWW) - Q (Liz Gaines from GigaOm):… http://tumblr.com/x0aai3…

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Isn’t it enough to know that Zuckerberg ruined a pony making a gift for you? (Maybe he used too many monkeys)

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Zuckerberg: “We have seen no meaningful uptick in the number of people who deleted their accounts.” Oh really? Then why http://bit.ly/dfaTeg

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I’m glad Facebook went so far overboard with recent changes, because it’s forcing them to fix it. Gradual changes may have been accepted.

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chartier RWW is liveblogging (with Google Wave) Facebook’s new privacy controls getting released today. Sounds positive so far: http://bit.ly/9kETRK

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TanyaOstroff @WBrettWilson - Success requires both urgency and patience. Be urgent about making the effort, and patient about seeing the results. #Quote

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I wish I did. RT @marcoarment: See, this kind of bullshit http://bit.ly/bqBNF6 is why I don’t trust Facebook to do the right thing, ever.

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I’m not in a “being awake” mood today.

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@taddeis Oops; hey, it was late… what can I say?

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@taddeis The irony, of course, is that most pets are annoying, and - some might say - shitty.

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Woke up with a headache, hasn’t gone away.

Twitter is where we complain about random things, right? Oh, that’s Facebook? Oops, sorry.

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The Swinger is a piece of code that swings any song. It’s AMAZING: http://musicmachinery.co…

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Arrington put in his place. Love it. RT @chartier: Yahoo! CEO Carol Bartz Tells Michael Arrington to “F*ck Off” http://bit.ly/an8laf

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marcoarment BREAKING: Leaked shots of Facebook’s new simplified privacy settings! http://yfrog.com/74457p

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:10 AM, May 25th, 2010 via Echofon)

Tuesday after a long weekend = twice as much Monday.

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Had a blast this long weekend. Back to the salt mines tomorrow bright and early.

Fine, “early” might be a relative term.

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I wish more of the nerds watching Big Bang Theory watched Chuck; season finale was fantastic, can’t wait for next season (if there is one).

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chockenberry DOING A LITTLE MINING IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN http://bit.ly/coLtpf VIA @SABOOSTIAN @COCOIA

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#Lost spoiler: There are actually people in the world that don’t watch Lost!

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RT @hotdogsladies: “Wha da WHA?!?” Yep. Got my toddler quoting Liz Lemon. Swish.

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leolaporte Texas radio station, KNOI Real Talk 99.7 was banned from Facebook for talking about privacy issues and linking to m… http://bit.ly/9acCOY

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Seen on our walk home from the YMCA. Gotta love @NtQtSouthSurrey! http://yfrog.com/1r67mxij

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Nahh, nahh, nahh, na-na-na-naaa
na-na-na-naaa
Hey Jude

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@GlenTrainor Boogie-woogie bass lines. That’ll work, right?

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People on the internet really _can_ be nice and help each other: http://bit.ly/cOyP8h

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@geehoneybee @jimmyslims Crap. Next time. We need to make this a more frequent occurrence anyway.

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Just realized what that sounded like. I *am* wearing pants, don’t worry.

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Full-on working-from-home attire today. Sweatshirt, Crocs, couldn’t find my track pants though.

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Hey @geehoneybee, it would be the geehoneybee’s knees if you could make it tonight (and there’s lots more of that in store). /cc @JimmySlims

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Must read: 2 Russian girls’ lives saved from human trafficking / prostitution by an AskMetaFilter thread http://bit.ly/ct2bbv /via @swirlee

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aurich Facebook caught sharing secret data with advertisers: http://bit.ly/bAWAP2

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@JimmySlims Sounds good! I’ll be there. I guess @geehoneybee’s a game-time decision?

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Google’s trying to get into the <sarcasm> incredibly profitable </sarcasm> WebTV / Windows Media Center / Apple TV market? Weird.

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If you’re selling something, don’t use my discomfort against me; you *won’t* make your sale, and I *will* warn my friends.

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Photo: Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates http://tumblr.com/x0aa5g…

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Too bad Twitter lists are still 2nd class citizens in Tweetie 3, oops, I mean Twitter 3 for iPhone.

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Oh look, Tweetie’s icon got ugly.

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@geehoneybee You in for Rockband at @JimmySlims’s place Friday night?

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@JimmySlims DUUUUDE, you’re speaking my language!

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@JimmySlims @geehoneybee I’m in for Friday! How empty is your house? Things could get a little… noisy!

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Mashable’s In Defense of Facebook misses the point: http://blog.jasonclarke….

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What do Lady Gaga, Elton John, Sting, & Springsteen have in common? Ummm, “Don’t Stop Believin’”. And it’s so bad: http://bit.ly/cOBkqt

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@hnefatafl Sorry, it was Dave. But I’m a fan of both.

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Boze-dee boze-dee bop

Diddy-bop

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Amen! RT @rands When not using your services feels like my best move, you might want to review your privacy strategy.

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I kind of wish I was on Facebook, only so that I could share my reasons for quitting Facebook with my Facebook friends: http://bit.ly/9C6A4D

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Farewell to Facebook, at least for now - Why I quit Facebook, and TONS of links to more information. http://tumblr.com/x0a9un…

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From a comment on http://mattmckeon.com/fa… “With Facebook, you’re not their customer, you’re their product.”

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Just walked into my office reading a document (not paying attention) to find @glentrainor sitting in my chair. Scared the crap out of me.

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Funny, Facebook exec Elliot Schrage suggests users view his Facebook page in the NYT article (http://nyti.ms/chhu2u), but the link’s broken.

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“The good ones sweat it, because sweating it makes you one of the good ones.” - kung fu grippe ยท… http://tumblr.com/x0a9t3…

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Video: I can’t get enough of this guy. Louis CK - Turning 40 http://tumblr.com/x0a9t2…

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daveshumka If your team loses, it is morally reprehensible to cheer for another team, and you are human garbage who should move back to Montreal, anus.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:56 PM, May 11th, 2010 via Echofon)

I’m having trouble even typing this, but … Go Habs?

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Hey CBC, don’t you think those shots of despondent #Canucks fans sitting in the stands are a bit much? We get it already.

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Mike Gillis: This off-season please lose Luongo, Demitra, Bernier. That alone would free up $12m or so. #Canucks

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For sale: Overpaid “superstar” goalie. Lacks focus, stomach for the playoffs. Will pay you to haul him and his contract away. #Canucks

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No kidding. Bye bye, Canucks season. RT @JimmySlims: Na na na na na na na hey hey hey this sucks!

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What if “grammar Nazis” were (was?) a literal thing? http://www.collegehumor….

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badbanana Wearing sandals to work because I’m having a good toe hair day.

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@leemathews You’re right; on-screen controls do suck for gaming.

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@digitalkitty Did you find a Mac HDD speed test tool?

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Great Wired piece on Facebook; some new info that reinforces that canceling my FB account was the right move. http://bit.ly/9Uq3Rp

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Just tried Byline 3.0 after seeing @chartier mention it. Wow, serious speed. I like Reeder, but I think I might be switching back to Byline.

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I wear jeans and runners to work almost every single day, yet wearing black socks I feel “professional” and white I feel like an imposter.

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@hnefatafl These two teams seem to have a polarizing effect on each other, somehow. One team’s on, the other one’s off. Weird.

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@hnefatafl Agreed. Wouldn’t want to be in Salo’s shoes right now. Was great to see them step it up in every way; Chicago looked befuddled.

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Just finished watching the end of the Canucks game on the PVR. Good work boys, nice to see signs of life! Need to do it all over again Tues.

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Just deactivated my Facebook account.

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Three words: Point Break Live http://bit.ly/cbsvZ1 All I can say is I wish it was playing in my town.

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@hnefatafl Oh, you’d be right at home on a Mac! It’s just a pretty *nix OS.

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Being a Canucks fan is painful in the post season.

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@hnefatafl Haha - guilty as charged. I have enough ‘fun’ fixing Windows on other people’s machines.

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BBonCanucks My coaching for next game: “6 or 7 goals is maybe too many to give up. Try to give up… you know… less than… I don’t know… 4. Ok?”

via web (retweeted on 9:20 PM, May 7th, 2010 via Echofon)

@Simbeau Unfortunately, it’s really moot. They might steal one more, but for all intents and purposes the series is over. Lu’s not clutch.

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@hnefatafl And I’m platform agnostic, but prefer Macs.

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@hnefatafl Just calling it like I see it. Lu’s overrated, not the clutch player he has the reputation as. Believe me, it pains me to say.

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It looks like the Canucks just want to be put out of their misery at this point. They’ve got to be dreading having to play another game.

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Ok, I’m calling it. Time of death, 8:57pm. RIP Canucks playoff hopes.

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I’m giving up on Facebook and deactivating my account, at least for now. I just don’t trust them.

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Video: You Ruined Everything (in the nicest way) http://tumblr.com/x0a9ky…

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RT @sportsnetmurph: Looks like Demitra and Rypien are out, Grabner and Glass are in. (JC: Good, Demitra’s been awful.)

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@geehoneybee Yeah, I tried it out. I ended up taking it off because of syncing issues. Saved me 2GB, though.

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RT @TUAW: How to squash a syncing bug in iTunes 9.1.1 http://bit.ly/amAEMk [post] (JC: This was driving me crazy, thanks TUAW!)

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It’s 11:30 and I’m sitting down at my desk for the first time today. Yeah, it’s “one of those days”. #fb

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geehoneybee #ItWasFunUntil Justin Bieber started trending. Content that I’m still unaware who this person is.

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@GlenTrainor <nerd warning> Do you think your radio has any actual transistors in it, or is it just an integrated circuit? </nerd warning>

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As much as I love @Tweetie, if you’re a keyboard shortcut fan (i.e. Gmail), @Echofon is a wonderful Mac Twitter client.

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badbanana Shipwrecked on an island with one album? I’d want Coldplay. I might need that final bit of encouragement to kill myself.

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Looking forward to my 4 meetings scheduled for today. Sarcasm? No, haven’t heard of it.

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It’d be nice to see Demitra take a hit to make a play.

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Happily transferring my domains away from GoDaddy almost as much because of their horrible user interface as for their scumminess.

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rands Fear is a decision.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:51 PM, May 3rd, 2010 via Echofon)

@SuePolinsky Absolutely! Or worse, the site has search, but it’s useless. So thankful for Google’s “site:” search prefix.

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“When meetings get cancelled, it feels like a bit like a snow day. We’ve won time back. But if getting…” http://tumblr.com/x0a9ex…

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If I could get the answer I need from your website, I’d damn well be doing it. Telling me every 3 minutes about your site just annoys me.

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If you’re in charge of a phone system, just play bad music. That way people can put the phone on hands free and actually do something.

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Being on hold is bad enough, but having to listen to tips and advertainment while waiting makes doing something else almost impossible.

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(Those previous two toots are unrelated. No, really!)

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Have I ever mentioned how much I love the Gmail Labs unsend feature?

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Ever write an email that you could tell was incredibly dumb as you wrote it, and then still sent it?

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The Difference Between Twitter and Facebook - Privacy 2008: Everyone knows that by default your status… http://tumblr.com/x0a9ee…

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Video: Did you know dolphins can blow air rings like people blow smoke rings, and using their noses can pull… http://tumblr.com/x0a98s…

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chillout song :: zefrank.com - A year or two back Ze Frank did a little online project to write a song for a… http://tumblr.com/x0a98m…

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@ttscoff You’re on, but please bring the smelly whiteboard markers; I can’t get high in the meeting off those odourless ones.

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There ain’t no party like a Jason Clarke party ‘cause a Jason Clarke party has meetings? #fb

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“Thank you for continuing to hold. Your estimated wait time is greater than 5 minutes”. Sorry Shaw, I have a meeting. <click>

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Shaw’s phone system knows I’m a new customer that wants to purchase business services. And I’ve been waiting for 10 minutes. Well done.

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I’m ripping on Google Calendar, but only because we *pay money to run our business on it*!

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Google Calendar is temporarily unavailable. But hey, as long as the status dashboard says we’re ok… http://twitpic.com/1j54st

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Hey @googlecalendar : you’re down for both my personal and Google Apps Premium accounts, yet http://bit.ly/42LJGG says no issues

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