Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @jasonclarke ever

April 2010

Head in a fog.

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Video: Axis Of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song (with song titles) (via random804) http://tumblr.com/x0a94o…

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@ttscoff Switching to Things from what?

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@Simbeau Sorry, Scott… I don’t know! I’d like to, though.

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That pic borrowed from a friend’s Twitter feed who has their updates protected. Don’t know where it was taken.

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@jen_robbins Don’t forget $0.25 Blizzard when you buy another one!

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Glad the 1st is over, only down by one. C’mon Canucks! Let’s get it going!

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I hope one of the features of the upcoming WordPress release is to not be so deadly slow anymore. Could care less about any other features.

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Okay, now TGIF.

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I feel bad for @adampash and @ginatrapani. Good people associated with a slimy and sinking brand.

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Wonder what @leolaporte has to say about this? http://bit.ly/c6zARt

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Video: Even Ron MacLean now thinks Sedin’s goal should have counted, and has video evidence from the league… http://tumblr.com/x0a8zl…

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Video: I just can’t get enough of this Pomplamoose track, If You Think You Need Some Lovin’. These two are so… http://tumblr.com/x0a8yn…

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Photo: I wish my name was Craig. CHART OF THE DAY: Guess What? Google Doesn’t Get The Most Revenue Per… http://tumblr.com/x0a8ya…

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@Kinderstar At least he got the assist on Kesler’s empty-netter.

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@Kinderstar un-Canucks is right! Take that back!

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This series has made me a big fan of Samuellson and Erhoff.

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jesus I wish the real world would just stop hassling me.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:08 PM, Apr 21st, 2010 via Echofon)

@chartier FWIW I’ve been using Spaces again for 3 days without incident. Maybe I’m jumping the gun, but it seems they’ve fixed the issue.

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badbanana Efficient Staff Meetings. Choose two.

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Facebook further reduces privacy control for users - Boing Boing - Ugh. http://tumblr.com/x0a8wl…

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@leemathews Overuse, or underuse? (I know I tend towards overuse.)

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GlenTrainor RT @ThatEricAlper: FACT OF LIFE: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F #fb

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Video: Del Taco Super Special Show, Episode 3: Seen My Chicken Soft Taco? (via deltaco) Welcome to the new… http://tumblr.com/x0a8v6…

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How does the world’s worst GM in the history of the NHL warrant a commentary position on HNIC, CBC? Does anyone take Milbury seriously?

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Photo: Snake Oil? The scientific evidence for health supplements http://tumblr.com/x0a8uc…

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Video: Absolutely digging Pomplamoose’s disco/dance cover of Aerosmith’s I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing,… http://tumblr.com/x0a8ql…

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@leemathews Careful - those bigger fans can sting if you catch your toe in one. I mean, at least, that’s what I hear. Yeah.

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“NBC lost $223 million on the Winter Olympics in the first quarter.” - The Associated Press: NBC posts $223… http://tumblr.com/x0a8pq…

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@chartier Well I’ve taken the plunge. Will let you know.

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@leolaporte You should get @Audible to make the @TWiT deal as good as the one they offer on their front page. Costs me $7.50 to support you.

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@chartier Hey, did you ever try turning Spaces back on? Did that last update fix the keyboard / spaces bug? (I’ve been chicken to try it.)

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@leemathews Are you sure your Chrome issues aren’t just extension-related? (i.e. a badly behaving one)

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Video: James May from Top Gear rides in a U-2 spy plane (via wasdom01) James May is the clever and often… http://tumblr.com/x0a8pb…

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Okay #Canucks, let’s finish strong.

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@TechDaddyK Did the brand plan work? Any new follower drones? :-)

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Video: Magical Streamys Remix (via schmoyoho) http://tumblr.com/x0a8nx…

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@JimmySlims @geehoneybee My house is just starting to recover from the plague, so I’m not sure if we’ll be up for it just yet.

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“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.” -… http://tumblr.com/x0a8nq…

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@leemathews Not being able to change parts in it doesn’t necessarily make the iPad less revolutionary. Less ideal for a tech, maybe.

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@ttscoff Of course, you do have a point regarding those spandex shorts. WTF?

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@ttscoff Oh man, if douchbaggery prevented me from enjoying musicians, there wouldn’t be much to choose from. Miles Davis to Axl and beyond.

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@ttscoff Don’t get me wrong, I’m enjoying the Slash album. But I’m still also a fan of Axl, crazy mofo that he is.

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Thread regarding that @CrashPlan issue I posted about with official (and believable) explanation: http://j.mp/cgEQVn

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.@dornquast Thanks for the link, that clears up the @CrashPlan situation well.

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“I want to bring you to a place that moves you forward, and the best way to do this is to end our…” http://tumblr.com/x0a8ky…

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I just started using @crashplan yesterday, only to read this: http://bit.ly/cRjtiW I sure hope there’s a (damn good) explanation coming.

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Photo: icanread: Via rands, who you should follow if you’re not already. http://tumblr.com/x0a8jg…

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How to run an ad on national TV for as little as $100 - Google’s advertising platform is legendary, but did… http://tumblr.com/x0a8j6…

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@geehoneybee What an awesome way to cap off a fantastic year for the twins. That tip-pass was ridiculously perfect, as was Daniel’s move.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to geehoneybee

CanucksHD Congratulations to Henrik Sedin on being the first ever Canuck to win the Art Ross trophy. #Canucks #NHL #Hockey #ArtRoss #HankforHart

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@SlvrLambStudios I actually caught it all this time! But I hear ya.

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Smooth Jazz version of Enter Sandman overdubbed with Hetfield’s vocals - Full of win. http://tumblr.com/x0a8h6…

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Funny how a 4 year-old puking in your hand tends to change your evening plans.

Actually, not so funny. Poor guy.

Changed his plan too.

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@ttscoff I recall you flirted with switching to straight Gmail - why the need for a desktop client?

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Video: How do you miss a show when it never leaves the airwaves? Considering how many seasons it ran, I’ve… http://tumblr.com/x0a8h2…

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Sedins are sick good!

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Enjoying watching the Canucks school Calgary with my boys. Go Henrik, 2 points already!

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@irreverend When dancing or clapping to *anything*, it’s 2 & 4. 1 & 3 screams “I’m white, and I don’t understand music!”

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to irreverend

If there was an award for having migraines at inopportune times, I think I could win it.

Over and over.

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@lonelysandwich Are you sure those words are in the right order?

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Isn’t it sad when someone masters a difficult skill only to give it up and never use it again?

Can’t wait to do that with diaper changing.

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Just heard the Van Halen cover of Dancing in the Streets with DLR. Can’t decide if it’s an abomination, or if I like it.

I think both.

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I previously retweeted this tweet:
http://j.mp/cVmSP0
but deleted it because it’s not really how I feel.

But it is funny.

Yep, I’m nuts.

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@ArleneDickinson If it’s both ears, they could just be listening to music on wireless stereo Bluetooth headphones.

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@geehoneybee Definitely not tonight; Milo has hockey at 8:00 tomorrow, and Josh right afterwards. It’s going to be an early morning here.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to geehoneybee

Wife’s away for the weekend partying with girlfriends in Whistler. She bought me an Innis & Gunn, so I figure we’re even. No, seriously.

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In other news, maybe we *should* get a dog.

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When you find yourself surprised that your young child finished their plate so quickly, remember that’s the least likely scenario.

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RT @jasonfried: Of all the people in human history who ever reached the age of 65, half are alive now: http://bit.ly/d4Hu9a

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The weather is so bad that my Bluetooth handsfree unit in my car that wakes up when the car door is closed woke (cont) http://tl.gd/pm494

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@chartier @marcoarment Jailbreaker does not necessarily = pirate. I understand their frustration, but it doesn’t entitle them to be rude.

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Instapaper, the Web service, is today’s Mac Gem: http://bit.ly/cKyNL2 /via @macworld (Me: But you can’t read it using Instapaper Mobilizer!)

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Funny; just tried to read @Macworld’s article about @Instapaper using Instapaper’s Mobilizer, but Instapaper couldn’t get to the article.

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Photo: Dilbert comic strip for 04/05/2010 from the official Dilbert comic strips archive. http://tumblr.com/x0a8bt…

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leemathews I love comments which hand out a blanket “useless” verdict. Because CLEARLY one person knows what everyone else will like…

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So jealous of people that can use international top level domains to create vanity domains. There is no .on, and .ke doesn’t work either.

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@grobertson Sad to see you go.

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wilw This is why the news media in America is a complete joke. Comparison of CNN vs. Al Jazeera’s home pages today: http://i.imgur.com/NVih0…

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Why are many ebooks offered as PDF only, when ePUB exists and is awesome?

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Apologies for that last Tweet.

I’m so easily manipulated.

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the free @digg app is here for iphone! to celebrate they’re giving out a custom colorware #ipad each day for 2 weeks! http://bit.ly/diggapp

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@jen_robbins Could have been right out of my wardrobe as a kid, almost.

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@jen_robbins Milo decided he wanted to look “handsome”, and chose navy cords, a white turtleneck, and a brown cord jacket. Hello ’70s!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jen_robbins

@jen_robbins What kid doesn’t love Skittles? I’m sure he’ll be delighted. Sounds like he’s feeling better too?

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jason_baker I’m officially sick of seeing the Messier playoff commercial. That commercial should not be shown in this city. #nhl #canucks

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Enviously reading about everybody’s iPad experiences. I’m just sitting here playing with my iPad mini.



Ok, it’s an iPhone. You got me.

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They should make an iPad with a fold-open keyboard that can sit on your lap. /via @badbanana Me: I can’t believe nobody’s thought of that!

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John @gruber is the best kind of geeky. Smart and clever. Check out what I assume was his first tweet from his iPad: http://j.mp/aU4767

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This “your choices are ok for you” stuff is bullshit; some things are just not right.

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It’s good for people to hear that not everyone accepts their choices, even if it’s hard being the one that’s willing to speak up.

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nbradbury The whole “open vs closed” platform debate is such bullshit. The platform with the coolest software wins.

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For the big content companies, the iPad is like the second coming of the CDROM era. Because they don’t get it. iPad is still revolutionary.

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@Seanfunk Thanks Sean. There’s also a mobile version http://blog.jasonclarke…. but the iPhone doesn’t detect it automatically.

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I wish UFC wasn’t coming to my city - You know what sucks? UFC. Ultimate Fighting Championships. It’s not a… http://tumblr.com/x0a84k…

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Postcard from Russia: Great people, crazy country - Elliotte Friedman - A neat article with lots of anecdotes… http://tumblr.com/x0a84i…

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@geehoneybee Made me sad about the state of our society.

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Mayor Gregor Robertson sucks. I’d have been perfectly happy for Vancouver to be a city where UFC doesn’t happen.

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GameCrush: Pay to Play (Video Games) with Hot Girls - PCWorld - Amazing, and sad: a new business pays girls… http://tumblr.com/x0a83g…

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“Those of you who watch a lot of Hollywood movies may have noticed a certain trend that has consumed the…” http://tumblr.com/x0a83a…

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@JimmySlims @geehoneybee Big Country? I wondered where he went after basketball!

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@jen_robbins Haha, I totally forgot about that. Damn kids leaving scraps of paper on the ground!

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You know how when you put a chip in your mouth, but it turns out not to be a chip?

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Overpriced cables are not worth it - This just puts it so well. http://tumblr.com/x0a82e…

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Oh good, April fool’s day is here. Wish I could unsubscribe from all of my RSS feeds for just one day.

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Google Translate in my Gmail makes me happy.

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Opera for iPhone prediction: Won’t be denied, but won’t be approved, either. It’s going to live in App Store purgatory with Google Voice.

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@leemathews Norton rant was awesome. You said exactly what I’ve been thinking (I recently had an awful time trying to uninstall that POS).

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“Green tea has an ingredient that actually counteracts the caffeine it contains. The amino acid theanine,…” http://tumblr.com/x0a80f…

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@geehoneybee Which iGoogle Twitter gadget do you use?

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Video: Yip, yip, yip, yip-yip-yip. Noooo, noooo… Lady Gaga feat Sesame Street - Telephone (via… http://tumblr.com/x0a7zi…

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@chartier I’m hoping the vague reference to increasing the stability of 3rd party input devices is the keyboard spaces bug fix.

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@JimmySlims Yep, all by myself. I thought it was Klever.

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Shouldn’t Korn’s A.D.I.D.A.S. be E.S.S.I.D.A.S.? (every seven seconds)

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I think 50% of the coolest software I run was written by @ttscoff to improve otherwise already great stuff.

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Move aside, and let the man go through… let the man go through. (through)

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@PageInNYC, @downloadsquad: Hi Claudia - My mistake, and thanks for the clarification. I’ve updated the post accordingly.

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Video: Antarctica Condition 1 Weather (via Antzarctica) “It’s a little blowy out there” - via rands http://tumblr.com/x0a7z7…

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@tombiro Absolutely. Are the publishers doing this on purpose?

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“Anxiety is nothing but repeatedly re-experiencing failure in advance. What a waste.” - Seth’s Blog: Anxiety… http://tumblr.com/x0a7yx…

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@chartier I disagree; “Pro” means better or more full-featured while “HD” simply means more pixels.

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“Computers for Seniors for Dummies” - something about this just feels wrong. http://yfrog.com/78avbj

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