Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @jasonclarke ever

March 2010

@jen_robbins Haha, I totally forgot about that. Damn kids leaving scraps of paper on the ground!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jen_robbins

You know how when you put a chip in your mouth, but it turns out not to be a chip?

via Twitter for iPhone

Overpriced cables are not worth it - This just puts it so well. http://tumblr.com/x0a82e…

via Tumblr

Oh good, April fool’s day is here. Wish I could unsubscribe from all of my RSS feeds for just one day.

via Twitter for iPhone

Google Translate in my Gmail makes me happy.

via Twitter for iPhone

Opera for iPhone prediction: Won’t be denied, but won’t be approved, either. It’s going to live in App Store purgatory with Google Voice.

via Twitter for iPhone

@leemathews Norton rant was awesome. You said exactly what I’ve been thinking (I recently had an awful time trying to uninstall that POS).

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to leemathews

“Green tea has an ingredient that actually counteracts the caffeine it contains. The amino acid theanine,…” http://tumblr.com/x0a80f…

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@geehoneybee Which iGoogle Twitter gadget do you use?

via Twitter for iPhone

Video: Yip, yip, yip, yip-yip-yip. Noooo, noooo… Lady Gaga feat Sesame Street - Telephone (via… http://tumblr.com/x0a7zi…

via Tumblr

@chartier I’m hoping the vague reference to increasing the stability of 3rd party input devices is the keyboard spaces bug fix.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chartier

@JimmySlims Yep, all by myself. I thought it was Klever.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JimmySlims

Shouldn’t Korn’s A.D.I.D.A.S. be E.S.S.I.D.A.S.? (every seven seconds)

via Twitter for iPhone

I think 50% of the coolest software I run was written by @ttscoff to improve otherwise already great stuff.

via Twitter for iPhone

Move aside, and let the man go through… let the man go through. (through)

via Twitter for iPhone

@PageInNYC, @downloadsquad: Hi Claudia - My mistake, and thanks for the clarification. I’ve updated the post accordingly.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to PageInNYC

Video: Antarctica Condition 1 Weather (via Antzarctica) “It’s a little blowy out there” - via rands http://tumblr.com/x0a7z7…

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@tombiro Absolutely. Are the publishers doing this on purpose?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tombiro

“Anxiety is nothing but repeatedly re-experiencing failure in advance. What a waste.” - Seth’s Blog: Anxiety… http://tumblr.com/x0a7yx…

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@chartier I disagree; “Pro” means better or more full-featured while “HD” simply means more pixels.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chartier

“Computers for Seniors for Dummies” - something about this just feels wrong. http://yfrog.com/78avbj

via Twitter for iPhone

@leemathews I no longer feel bad unfollowing someone that auto toots FourSquare or GoWalla updates.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to leemathews

Getting cold feet.






That doesn’t mean anything other than that my feet are really cold right now.

via Twitter for iPhone

What’s the point having a dedicated Twitter account for their site when someone posts links to their content in their regular account?

via Twitter for iPhone

Photo: FINALLY: The Difference between Nerd, Dork, and Geek Explained by a Venn Diagram So, what are you? http://tumblr.com/x0a7w2…

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We’re losing our online privacy paranoia, and that may not be a good thing. Great post on the subject: http://j.mp/czXwye

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I am Jason Fried. I say amazing and thoughtful things that are real. Get real by reading what I say while I’m… http://tumblr.com/x0a7ux…

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If I want to get rid of all the Google Buzz crap in Google Reader, my only option is to delete my Google Profile. Nice, @google.

via Twitter for iPhone

@Kinderstar What happened to the houses on River Road? What’s the “south perimeter”?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Kinderstar

“Google decided that everyone you choose to follow on Buzz would also automatically be followed on Google…” http://tumblr.com/x0a7ut…

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So Google’s still pretending this Buzz thing is going to catch on. Wish I could remove it from the top bar in mobile Gmail.

via Twitter for iPhone

Just accidentally watched The Marriage Ref. What a steaming pile that show is. Wow, is it ever bad. #fb

via Twitter for iPhone

Hey @GlenTrainor, my purchases are working great; how about yours?

via Twitter for iPhone

This is ridiculous: Sneak peek of Content-Aware Fill in Photoshop http://j.mp/drkJEv

via web

@geehoneybee @JimmySlims How much is it for them to replace the battery? Seems like a necessary expense, you know… like beer.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to geehoneybee

Reeder 2 is coming, and by the looks of the preview, it’s going to kick some serious ass! http://reederapp.com/2/f…

via Twitter for iPhone

@JimmySlims @geehoneybee Tried it, but it’s really jumpy on my phone. Is it working well for you?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JimmySlims

Blue Marble - iPhone J.D. - The photo of earth that is the default wallpaper on iPhones has an interesting… http://tumblr.com/x0a7s9…

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@geehoneybee Weren’t you just looking for headphone recommendations? PCMag did a pretty comprehensive review article: http://bit.ly/b7AzHu

via Twitter for iPhone

Video: How Search Works (via Google) http://tumblr.com/x0a7s2…

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@JimmySlims yeah, it’s awesome. You watch it for an hour every day and join its book club.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JimmySlims

By making a publicity stunt out of it, has Opera hurt their chances of getting their iPhone browser approved? I doubt they’ve helped them.

via Twitter for iPhone

jen_robbins RT @matwilcox: There are two secrets to success. 1. Never tell all you know.

via UberTwitter (retweeted on 9:12 PM, Mar 23rd, 2010 via API)

With all of these location-based social networking services, you’d be crazy not to try a little serial killing. /via @badbanana

via Twitter for iPhone

@KevinCTofel Ummm, ouch! I can’t deal with my email being that out of control, but I’m a filer, not a piler. To each their own, right?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KevinCTofel

Actually, let’s coin a new tag for email stress expressed as a value from 0-100, which is the number of messages in your inbox: #estress

via Twitter for iPhone

My current E-stress level from 0-100: 136 (down from 200+ this morning)

via Twitter for iPhone

E-stress: A big factor of my total stress level is a value from 0 (none) to 100 (max) based on how many email msgs are in my inbox.

via Twitter for iPhone

“Recently, our babysitter was struck by a car just a few steps from our front door. Luckily, none of her…” http://tumblr.com/x0a7qt…

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@geehoneybee I love Spaces! It lets me keep various working environments separated, and reduces distractions.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to geehoneybee

Code Monkey get up get coffee, Code Monkey go to job. Code Monkey have boring meeting, with boring manager Rob.

via Twitter for iPhone

Does Spaces in OS X regularly forget that it is set to show certain apps on all spaces for anyone else? It drives me crazy.

via Twitter for iPhone

Thanks to the reminder from @ntqtsouthsurrey, I got a free pastry at Starbucks this morning!

via Twitter for iPhone

@swirlee Pzizz Relax iPhone app is my napping solution of choice. Works wonders for me. My wife finds the voiceover too creepy for her, tho.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to swirlee

chartier So PayPal makes it hard for me to take my money out by design, by purpose? Fine, but that’s bad design, and bad purpose, from a bad company.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:00 PM, Mar 21st, 2010 via API)

Soccer Jamboree weekend over; 2 kids, 8 games, 1 wrap-up party and I’m D-U-N done. Most important, though, they had a blast.

via Twitter for iPhone

I hate to say it, but this #hnic play-by-play team doing the Canucks-Wings game is terrible.

via Twitter for iPhone

RT @jimmyslims If Burrows was a Red Wing he would be not only leading the team in goals scored but total points too. Suck it Wing fans!

via Twitter for iPhone

@swirlee I read that as “what are paRents for”… Seriously confused for a few seconds.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to swirlee

Work like you don’t need the money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and sleep like nobody’s watching. /via @strutting

via Twitter for iPhone

Video: Even if you’re not a fan of Jimmy Kimmel, you’ve got to see this bit. Classic! http://tumblr.com/x0a7ku…

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OH:
A: Pretty sure that’s the first and last time my daughter sticks her finger in a pencil sharpener.
B: So you think she got the point?

via Twitter for iPhone

Anyone else find it ironic that Google is tooting about the importance of good customer service online?

http://j.mp/dAXhwD

via Twitter for iPhone

@leemathews Yikes! No wonder so many repair shops have a “format and reinstall” policy. You should get danger pay for that job!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to leemathews

marcoarment Love about LaunchBar: Clipboard history.

Hate about LaunchBar: Differences from Quicksilver in spacebar, Delete when typing an app name.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:33 AM, Mar 18th, 2010 via API)

@sportsnetmurph Don’t listen to StupED, Murph. Your stuff is great, keep it up! (never take direction from someone calling himself stupid)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sportsnetmurph

badbanana Leprechauns are freaky, but Chakakhanchauns are horrifying. If you hear the opening of “I Feel For You” in the woods, run.

via web (retweeted on 9:07 AM, Mar 17th, 2010 via API)

Or is it Windows 7 Phone Series?

Maybe: Microsoft Windows Seven Seas World Communicator Special Edition Series Ultimate. Yeah, that’s it.

via Twitter for iPhone

Windows Phone 7 Series? Doesn’t even have copy-and-paste. I’m sure MS never mocked Apple for not having it when the iPhone released…

via Twitter for iPhone

Copy-&-paste was so important in Windows Mobile and its precursers that you had to prove you could do it to start using the device.

via Twitter for iPhone

Will someone please tell me why anyone on earth uses Owly to shorten links? That taskbar is unbelievably obnoxious. /via @fmanjoo (Agreed!)

via Twitter for iPhone

“I think records were just a little bubble through time and those who made a living from them for a while…” http://tumblr.com/x0a7hd…

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anildash Worth remembering any time you win an award that part of the reason institutions give awards is to affirm their own authority over you.

via Seesmic (retweeted on 2:26 AM, Mar 16th, 2010 via API)

Humans are sooo weird.

via Twitter for iPhone

Why is Facebook suggesting I connect with someone it shouldn’t even know that I know? - A friend recently… http://tumblr.com/x0a7g0…

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@steverubel Thanks. I’ve no doubt Facebook’s a boon to marketers, but that’s at the users’ expense. Facebook’s privacy record is abhorrent.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to steverubel

Hint: The extended warranty he’s selling isn’t for _my_ benefit.

via Twitter for iPhone

A marketer singing the praises of Facebook is like a commissioned electronics salesman singing the praises of the extended warranty.

via Twitter for iPhone

I enjoyed @steverubel through his blogging, Twitter, and lifestreaming phases, but this Facebook love is sickening (& transparent).

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to steverubel

.@FriedmanHNIC Riley Cote? Don’t you
mean Wile E. Coyote?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to FriedmanHNIC

It’s a sweatpants kinda day. Take it easy ladies… /via @geehoneybee (awesome)

via Twitter for iPhone

“This was a great TED for me because I’ve finally hit the point where a bunch of people know me, so my…” http://tumblr.com/x0a7ep…

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@JimmySlims Wow, that’s an oldie but, well… Yeah. LOL

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JimmySlims

@DownloadSquad I want one, but I’m most definitely not at #sxsw!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DownloadSquad

I have three children, and NONE of them have any regard for my testicles. I mean seriously, could their aim _be_ any more accurate?

via Twitter for iPhone

tonyrobbins He who deliberates fully before taking a step will spend his entire life on one leg. -Chinese Proverb

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:39 PM, Mar 12th, 2010 via API)

tonyrobbins “Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing perfectly” Robert Schuller

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:39 PM, Mar 12th, 2010 via API)

Sign your life away - This comic perfectly describes how I feel about “loyalty” and “awards” programs. http://tumblr.com/x0a7ch…

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I’ve just uploaded a new picture: http://dailybooth.com/u/…

via API

Reflection makes my eyes look creepy. http://dailybooth.com/u/…

via API

I love working from home: all-you-can-eat coffee!

Yeah, I said “eat”.

via Twitter for iPhone

RT @gruber Easy tip to make the whole web look better on your Mac: Turn off Arial in Font Book.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to gruber

Wow, dealing with malware really sucks, and I’m out of practice. I’m sure it’s coming to Macs soon, but for now it nice not to have to deal.

via Twitter for iPhone

“Dreaming – At some point I have to stop dreaming about following my passion and start doing it.” - Four… http://tumblr.com/x0a7az…

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How to get through your inbox in Gmail quickly - Gmail has a feature called Labs, which allows you to turn on… http://tumblr.com/xhe7ax…

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Today is the day before the day before my holidays start. Hey, it’s something. #fb

via Twitter for iPhone

strutting No matter how much you like her headphones, “nice cans” probably isn’t printed anywhere on the ticket to where you want to go.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:07 AM, Mar 11th, 2010 via API)

scottsimpson Any office building could open a side business as an action movie theme park just by charging to let you crawl through the ductwork.

via Birdhouse (retweeted on 11:43 PM, Mar 10th, 2010 via API)

OH (my wife): It was a really good mail day; no bills, and a whole magazine about things to cook with cheese!

via Twitter for iPhone

I love the phrase “FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE”; it lets me filter messages containing it straight into the trash.

via Twitter for iPhone

@GlenTrainor Have you exposed her to The Wall yet?

via Echofon in reply to GlenTrainor

@ttscoff My current environment started life as Tiger, and I upgraded through Leopard and Snow Leopard. It might be time.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ttscoff

@ttscoff Don’t tell me that! I really don’t want to be tempted into performing a complete reinstall…

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ttscoff

chartier If you value productivity, don’t visit this link that contains the user-recommended best of Tumblr: http://www.tumblr.com/di…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:02 PM, Mar 9th, 2010 via API)

Enjoying the classy and exquisite toots coming from @grubes69

via Twitter for iPhone

Does anybody really need to be convinced that Facebook doesn’t respect its users’ privacy? http://bit.ly/aaRwfu

via Twitter for iPhone

Prediction: Google Buzz will fail, and Google will purchase Twitter. I give it 12 - 18 months, tops.

via Echofon

I wish I could combine my favourite features of Tweetie and Twitterrific. @atebits seems to have woken up today… maybe there’s hope?

via Twitter for iPhone

Que Sera Sera: I hope they don’t have kids in hell - What a delightfully disturbing take on having children…. http://tumblr.com/x0a77s…

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Even with Google’s force-feeding Buzz to everyone, I’m finding it to be just a relatively crummy way to read Twitter.

via Twitterrific

.@bradlinder Congrats! mobiputing.com looks fantastic!

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When my 6 year-old is not within earshot, it frustrates me that I can’t text him. But I’m not giving him a phone. http://nyti.ms/b9TuLE

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Having an OCD moment.

via Twitterrific

@chartier Do you know if that WordPress->Tumblr script retains comments?

via Twitterrific in reply to chartier

This list’s for all the GTDers out there:

One Way to Improve Productivity Anytime, Anywhere

Unfollow a productivity blogger. Seriously.

via Twitter for iPhone

My Oscars prediction: Uninteresting, unimportant people will be glorified and feel even more unjustifiably self-important.

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@ttscoff Clean install? Ouch! That’ll set you back a few days… especially with your customizations!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ttscoff

@leemathews Haha, good point. I just don’t think there’s any point villainizing 40% of your audience. They’re not changing.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to leemathews

@chartier I’m not saying the article is wrong, just that it’s futile. I write online too, and wish it wasn’t the case.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chartier

@chartier Asking web users not to block ads is like asking TV watchers not to skip them with a PVR. That horse is out of the barn for good.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chartier

@chartier It’s the age of Google, where content has become commoditized. If one source disappears, they just search for a new one.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chartier

@chartier Adblocking article’s good, but you presume readers love the sites they visit. I think few have that level of loyalty.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chartier

That’s probably only entertaining / adorable to me.

via Twitter for iPhone

My 1 year-old has a teddy bear named Chum, but she can’t pronounce “chum”. She’s walking around enthusiastically yelling “that bear’s dum!”

via Twitter for iPhone

@adeelraza No; I had saved whatever Cydia does automatically, but restoring forces an upgrade to 3.1.3, so I’m basically out of luck.

via Twitterrific

“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter…” http://bit.ly/aqhapC

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“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t…” http://tumblr.com/x0a73r…

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Moving day - My blog is moving to a new URL. It’s now at blog.jasonclarke.net, and it’s powered by Tumblr,… http://tumblr.com/x0a73h…

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Wide Mouth Mason - “King Of Posion/Superstition” -… http://bit.ly/bn8UnX

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Restoring my iPhone, which will un-jailbreak it. Bummer, but crashing every 4 hours was more of a bummer.

via Twitterrific

@jsnell @chartier I think Flycast pioneered the idea of launching a stream in the background via Safari - that was the first I saw it.

via Twitterrific in reply to jsnell

Is it a full moon today?

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The woman in the stock photo on Microsoft’s Volume Licensing Service Center page is creeping me out.

via Twitterrific

Downside of being a pro hockey player: people talking about your groin. I feel bad for Bernier right now. #canucks

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@leematthews It’s ON: Canucks vs. Wings tonight. Prepare to be stoned by our gold-medal winning captain!

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RT @ebertchicago Press releases are admissions they’re not news stories. They’re written for the boss to know that they’ve been written.

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Wow, NHL trade deadline day couldn’t be more boring! All those TSN and Rogers SportsNet promos didn’t lie to us, did they? /sarcasm

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The offices on either side of mine are empty today, which means I can have my music turned up louder than normal. Lovin’ it!

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I am emailing so hard that the earth’s axis tilted and the days are 1.3 seconds shorter. /via @anildash

via Twitter for iPhone

OK Go’s video for the official version of This Too Shall Pass http://bit.ly/dnxejq

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Napping empties your brain’s inbox http://bit.ly/arCICW

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Shaking people down for paid reviews: reprehensible
Shaking down @lonelysandwich: hilarious

http://drp.ly/vzg5t

via Twitter for iPhone

I’m not sure I have enough Advil in my bag for a Monday morning.

via Twitterrific

The best thing about Mondays is that i have to leave at 4:30 to take my son to soccer. Oh crap, this is the last week of soccer practice.

via Twitterrific