Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @jasonclarke ever

February 2010

No One Knows What the F*** They’re Doing (or “The 3 Types of Knowledge”) http://bit.ly/aMhU1b

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viticci Step 1: Type “I want a computer that works” into google search field.
Step 2: Press “I’m Feeling Lucky” /via @joeldev

Whoa!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:40 PM, Feb 28th, 2010 via web)

Freeboarding looks equal parts crazy and awesome: http://bit.ly/137Pli (wish I knew how to snowboard)

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JimmySlims Nickelback is gonna “burn it to the ground” Avril says “so much for the happy ending” and Hedley goes “Cha-ching”??? WTF! How embarrassing!

via Twitterrific (retweeted on 8:46 PM, Feb 28th, 2010 via API)

“I Believe” in the power of overplaying a song to death.

via Twitter for iPhone

I’M POOPING MY PANTS I MEAN I’M PUKING MY PANTS I MEAN I’M PEEING MY PANTS I REALLY DONT WANT THESE PANTS ANYMORE. /via @sween

via Twitter for iPhone

Is there something big going on today? Guys? Guys? Why didn’t anyone tell me what’s going on?

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sharaigrant Booo USA… P.s. I love u Kesler

via UberTwitter (retweeted on 1:51 PM, Feb 28th, 2010 via API)

RT @robcorddry Name a better song than “Tempted” by Squeeze. See? You can’t.

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Waiting for the pizza guy. Don’t judge me.

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RT @hotdogsladies I’m not gonna lie to you; I’d try way harder to make it to the toilet if I knew I was getting a sticker.

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sween Woman hits me with her shopping cart. I apologize. Another woman hits me with her cart. I apologize.

Being Canadian is like being married.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:00 PM, Feb 27th, 2010 via API)

@JimmySlims As in, “The results are in, and I’m very sorry to have to tell you this Mr. LaHay, but evidentally you are a technosexual.”?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JimmySlims

We need a new word for people who like and enjoy technology, but couldn’t give a shit about geek culture crap like Star Wars and Dr. Who.

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I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the words “cosmologist” and “cosmetologist” are so similar. Not sure what I’m getting at.

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@JimmySlims I’m not sure - I only started hearing it this year.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JimmySlims

OH at @jonathancoulton show, “Now I need to check in on fuckin’ @foursquare. What, the RIO isn’t listed? How do you spell ‘theatre’?”

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At the @jonathancoulton show in Vancouver. For now, just watching people and OHing the nerdiest conversations _ever_.

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@geehoneybee @jimmyslims Unfortunately I’m in Ft. McMurray until Thursday. Maybe a semifinal game?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to geehoneybee

Just sat down on the plane, the Canada / USA game is on the TVs… Everyone’s but mine that is. Black screen.

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Oh, and you can’t take non-Coke products into Olympic venues, including animal crackers for your baby. Way to make me hate you Coke & McDs.

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Tried to buy fries from a concession at Live City at the Olympics that was selling poutine. Was told they can’t (cont) http://tl.gd/aq4vq

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Time to bring in Luongo.

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Canada explained to Americans by an American (Tom Brokaw) http://bit.ly/ac1b9o

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Woke up (after sleeping in!) to a wonderful pancake breakfast as a belated birthday celebration… totally surprised! #fb

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scottsimpson Another way the credit card companies get you: apparently they take all of your little charges and add them up into one big fucking bill.

via Twitterrific (retweeted on 7:53 PM, Feb 19th, 2010 via API)

@ttscoff yeah, that’s my point. My monthly cycle started 3 days ago; @Evernote is lost to me for a month, long enough to find a replacement.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ttscoff

.@ttscoff I regularly use @Evernote, and until today would recommend it. But I rarely use even 50% monthly. I don’t need premium.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ttscoff

.@ttscoff I should pay for premium @Evernote just for a one-time move of notes to a different notebook? I don’t need it otherwise.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ttscoff

Wow, @evernote just became useless to me. I decided to move 200 notes into a new notebook, and that ate up my entire month’s data allotment.

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I’ve got wide staring eyes // and I’ve got a strong urge to fly // but I’ve got nowhere to fly to (fly to, fly to, fly to, fly to) #fb

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@storiesofmac Yes, you create a data store on a server (typically with WebDAV) that both versions sync with.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to viticci

@storiesofmac Yep. OmniFocus runs my life. I use both.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to viticci

@AllanEdwin Maybe even more relevant to Google Buzz…

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AllanEdwin

“Windows 7 Phone Series” “iPhone” “Windows 7 Phone Series” “Blackberry” “Windows 7 Phone Series” “Palm Pre”. Wow, Microsoft. Well done.

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@JimmySlims If you’re so inclined, Download “MS-Windows 32bit): http://bit.ly/cHseM6, then download Winter Games: http://bit.ly/bx4D8N

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@JimmySlims I found a C64 emulator and a ROM of Winter Games. Turns out Ski Jump and Hotdog were the fun ones…

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JimmySlims

@JimmySlims The Nintendo version isn’t as good (only has 4 games) but you can play it online: http://bit.ly/ap7A9s

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@chartier I found a workaround in Apple’s forum for the spaces bug today. Use Secrets to relaunch the dock using only the keyboard.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chartier

.@chartier I totally agree re: Microsoft mice. IMHO mice is an area that Apple can’t hold a candle to Microsoft.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chartier

@JimmySlims Winter Games! I wonder if there’s a version of that anywhere online?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JimmySlims

Having used Windows Mobile for a long time, I’m happy to see Microsoft’s plans, but only because it will push Apple to continue improving.

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I’m biathlon-curious. /via @badbanana

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Google is “sorry for the concern we caused” (see bottom http://j.mp/9SAc6X) instead of for actually screwing up (http://j.mp/dukBxu).

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Conspiracy theorist in me thinks Google released Buzz knowing they’d need to remove auto-following, but wanted the out-of-the-gate boost.

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rands Protect the ones you care about, nurture those who know more than you, ditch the ones who cost you sleep.

via Birdhouse (retweeted on 6:19 PM, Feb 13th, 2010 via API)

mrgan The greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world that raw tomatoes and peppers are a good topping for pizza and omelettes.

via Birdfeed (retweeted on 6:18 PM, Feb 13th, 2010 via API)

I’m the coffee, not the sleep. #fb

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@jen_robbins Welcome to the dark side! Once you go black, you’ll never go back!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jen_robbins

.@TEDchris It’s hard to not know what you’re getting when you ask Sarah Silverman to speak… Maybe she was just a bad fit?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TEDchris

RT @Broslife I’m having my own Olympics…in my pants. What. Up.

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Giving iTunes’ Genius Mixes another try after a long break. Feels like the genius has gotten smarter!

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Lessons in leadership from a crazy shirtless guy http://bit.ly/aOerlp

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Speaking of @thedanband: http://www.youtube.com/w… (I can’t believe they did this in one take)

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I can’t decide if Dan from The Dan Band reminds me of Louis C.K., or if Louis C.K. reminds me of Dan.

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@usemailroom Mailroom needs to push the total unread count to the Mailroom icon before it can be a true replacement for Apple’s Mail app.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to usemailroom

@leemathews True. It’s just frustrating to have your machine insinuate that you’re not above-board when you are.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to leemathews

@leemathews WGA can be nagware for legit users too - I’ve had it hassle me on 100% legit machines (2 of them).

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to leemathews

Google backs the Buzz off… a bit http://bit.ly/biAlb8

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@jen_robbins I is google buzzing, FWIW. Sort of on the fence about it, actually.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jen_robbins

Winter Olympics? More like Winter Olympbizkits. /via @daveshumka

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daveshumka Winter Olympics? More like Winter Olympbizkits.

via Birdhouse (retweeted on 7:52 PM, Feb 11th, 2010 via API)

You have seen the future of computing; did you recognize it? http://bit.ly/b0cN91

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It’s kind of sad to see Gmail getting bloated up with stuff like their terrible Tasks functionality and now Buzz.

via Twitter for iPhone

I love the sound of a little Guns & Roses in the morning. (Appetite for Destruction FTW!) #fb

via Twitter for iPhone

Alright, so I’ve connected up Twitter and a bunch of other stuff to Buzz. I wonder how annoying that will be for people that follow me?

via Twitter for iPhone

.@chockenberry & @gartenberg are talking about the same thing: We don’t need multitasking or location awareness, we need context awareness.

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So a bunch of apps couldn’t authenticate with GReader for awhile tonight, & there’s a big Google announcement coming tomorrow? Coincidence?

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.@netnewswire It’d be nice if the “j” keyboard shortcut that means “next item” in Google Reader didn’t mark all as read in NNW. Sonuva…

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@JimmySlims I was trying to figure out what exactly it was. I’m not lovin’ it!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JimmySlims

swirlee You can’t spell analysis without, uh… nevermind.

via Brizzly (retweeted on 10:06 PM, Feb 8th, 2010 via API)

RescueTime Blog explains why your focus is under attack by Facebook’s latest redesign http://bit.ly/dAydvF

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Download Squad post: Adobe claims they don’t ship Flash with known crash bugs, user proves they do http://bit.ly/9DzxKu

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Andy Griffiths Show theme song mashed up with Beyonce’s Single Ladies: weirdly compelling http://bit.ly/92p9OW

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leemathews Not only does Ovechkin lead Crosby in goals and assists, he’s also +34 better and has 91 more hits. Now THAT is a complete player.

via Seesmic Web (retweeted on 7:30 AM, Feb 8th, 2010 via API)

Ihnatko The only way you can consider an NFL game to be “action-packed” is if you act like the players get points for milling about.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:07 PM, Feb 7th, 2010 via API)

@darincooper Yeah, definitely. Yesterday was amazing!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to darincooper

Sooo sleepy, but lots of work to do. Time to get at it!

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Too bad the results aren’t as useful: https://twitter.com/stev…

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Predictably Irrational discovers what boyfriends and girlfriends search for on Google http://bit.ly/9dUmBs

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So yeah. DreamHost is gonna give me an iPad. Or something. http://bit.ly/8Z6l3u

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@geehoneybee @jimmyslims Don’t hold your breath for Flash on iPods. It’s never happening. Apple says majority of Mac crashes are due 2 Flash

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to geehoneybee

Have I mentioned DreamHost today? I don’t think I have. Because mentioning them gives me a chance to win an iPad. So, yeah. DreamHost.

via Twitter for iPhone

@GlenTrainor Thought you were going to listen to the Canucks game?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GlenTrainor

@TechDaddyK Good luck on the class, I’m sure you’ll do great!

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RT @hotdogsladies: “There is only one thing in the world worse than being misquoted, and that is not being misquoted.”

— Oscar Wilde (1891)

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I’ve been alive for 12,774 days, and there are 10,967 days until I can retire at 65. That’s sobering.

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RT @gtdguy: Making decisions requires energy, but not deciding about whether to decide requires even more energy.

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More news on the Google/other corporate hackings that occurred recently, from Wired: http://bit.ly/9BLW8V (really scary) /via @mrseb

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@jen_robbins Are you using the Wii Fit regularly? Like it?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jen_robbins

Fraser Speirs: The reaction to the iPad represents Future Shock http://bit.ly/bkQkdI

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@jsnell Rude Canadian? (snort) I doubt such a thing exists! We’re all as pleasant as daisies up here!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jsnell

Hey, @hotdogsladies is coming back to MacBreak Weekly 2x per month! Almost stopped listening, this will be a big improvement!

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@jen_robbins Hey, don’t be blaming me for that! (bop, bop, mmmm bop…)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jen_robbins

Maybe I just don’t want to believe Facebook is that prevalent in our lives; their privacy policies are pure evil.

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@frankieclarke @geehoneybee That’s not what he said… He just told us to shut up!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to frankieclarke

@frankieclarke I don’t doubt that many do, but 60+%? No way.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to frankieclarke

.@eMarketer says 68% of online shoppers visit retailers’ Facebook pages to keep up with sales and promotions. (Compete, 2009) JC: I call BS

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Comparing the iPad to a netbook is like comparing a steak knife to a cheap knock-off swiss army knife. They’re totally different things.

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RT @YouQuotedQuotes: Maintaining a complicated life is a great way to avoid changing it. ~ Elaine St. James #Quotes

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Bill Watterson (of Calvin & Hobbes fame) does his first interview in the 15 years since he stopped making Calvin: http://bit.ly/abxCoH

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