Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

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December 31st, 2009

What a New Years Eve so far… said “hey sweet baby” to a cute chick and she puked on me, and it’s only 5pm! Okay, so she’s my 1yo daughter.

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@leemathews good point. And anyway, we’ll destroy them at the World Juniors and Olympics anyway. ;-)

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When people wish each other a Happy New Year, it’s a euphamism for sex, right? “Happy New Year, if you know what I mean.” Or is it just me?

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The @NHL Winter Classic should never not involve a Canadian team. The Stanley Cup was originally a Canadian trophy, after all.

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@JimmySlims I think that empty-netter would have knocked out the Oilers, but instead tey won the series. Insane. And, of course, Ovechkin.

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