Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @jasonclarke ever

December 2009

What a New Years Eve so far… said “hey sweet baby” to a cute chick and she puked on me, and it’s only 5pm! Okay, so she’s my 1yo daughter.

via Twitter for iPhone

@leemathews good point. And anyway, we’ll destroy them at the World Juniors and Olympics anyway. ;-)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to leemathews

When people wish each other a Happy New Year, it’s a euphamism for sex, right? “Happy New Year, if you know what I mean.” Or is it just me?

via Twitter for iPhone

The @NHL Winter Classic should never not involve a Canadian team. The Stanley Cup was originally a Canadian trophy, after all.

via Twitter for iPhone

@JimmySlims I think that empty-netter would have knocked out the Oilers, but instead tey won the series. Insane. And, of course, Ovechkin.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JimmySlims

TSN’s Top 10 NHL Plays of the Decade http://post.ly/Gj9k

via Posterous

geehoneybee RT @NHL: http://twitpic.com/vxx7h - Full moon over the #NHLWinterClassic rink at Fenway! Less than two days to go!

via TwitterGadget (retweeted on 6:44 PM, Dec 30th, 2009 via API)

10 words you need to stop misspelling: http://theoatmeal.com/co…

via Twitter for iPhone

Digging the low-key holidays. When I can’t wake up in the morning, I can just go about my business groggily. I could get used to this. #fb

via Twitter for iPhone

@JimmySlims You’re back on Twitter! Welcome, have a cookie.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JimmySlims

viticci Setting Up Your New Mac: The First 25 Things You Need To Do: http://bit.ly/7ibd1z /via @DesignerDepot

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:14 PM, Dec 25th, 2009 via API)

thedayhascome Some fatass ate all of the cookies last night while everyone was sleeping and oh wait that was me.

via Birdhouse (retweeted on 1:33 PM, Dec 25th, 2009 via API)

youngamerican Wraps: an idea whose time has gone.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:35 AM, Dec 24th, 2009 via API)

thedayhascome Santa watches your children sleep and it’s okay, but I do it and you’re like “get out from under the bed”?

via web (retweeted on 7:40 AM, Dec 23rd, 2009 via API)

SteveStreza This is why you don’t let 9-year olds on Twitter. Oh wait, that’s actually Sarah Palin. http://twitter.com/Sarah…

via web (retweeted on 6:27 PM, Dec 22nd, 2009 via API)

RT @cnnbrk: New rule to bar airlines from keeping passengers on tarmac for more than 3 hours. http://bit.ly/6diBbD <- hope Canada does same

via Twitter for iPhone

Airline vengeance is sweet, sweet music (even if it is country): http://j.mp/7BcUFo

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Choosing to be happy and hopeful is so much more fun than any of the alternatives are. #fb

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The Hockey Night in Canada music just sounds stupid on #TSN , sorry.

via Twitter for iPhone

@Ihnatko *Everything* I watch is in “watch on DVR if I have the time” status. Appointment viewing is for the birds (and people who like ads)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Ihnatko

YouQuotedQuotes Regret for wasted time is more wasted time. ~ Mason Cooley #Quotes

via HootSuite (retweeted on 8:42 PM, Dec 16th, 2009 via API)

thedayhascome My wife’s New Year’s resolution is to get rid of her love handles, but ears are important for listening, too.

via Birdhouse (retweeted on 8:46 PM, Dec 15th, 2009 via API)

ttscoff When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die. http://bit.ly/5QxmWt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:13 PM, Dec 15th, 2009 via API)

Hey Staples: ink stamping the word “Gift” on a regular receipt doesn’t make it a gift receipt. Nice try though. E for effort.

via Twitter for iPhone

RT @yafd: Remember the good old days, before you had kids, when being vomited on really bothered you?

via Twitter for iPhone

Early to bed tonight. Gonna try to get this week started on the right foot (which for me is my left foot, as I’m left-handed, but I digress)

via Twitter for iPhone

Dance like it hurts, Love like you need money, Work when people are watching. - Scott Adams

via Twitter for iPhone

@SlvrLambStudios I prefer the term “toot” to “tweet”. It feels somehow more accurate.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SlvrLambStudios

Wow, I’m testing out Reeder 1.2 for the iPhone and so far I’m very impressed. Posting this very toot from it.

via web

Facebook’s New “Privacy” Changes: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly | Electronic Frontier Foundation http://instapaper.com/zp…

via Twitter for iPhone

RT @mktgdouchebag: Was going to ask you how you’ll respond when your grandchildren ask about Twitter. But then I realized they won’t ask.

via Twitter for iPhone

Upstairs, my house is full of women trying on each other’s clothes. Cool, right? I’m in the basement. Some things never change, I guess.

via Twitter for iPhone

Okay email backlog, I don’t like you, you don’t like me. Let’s just get this over with. #fb

via Twitter for iPhone

yafd Facebook knows I’m married but they keep showing me dating ads. What’s the CPM for infidelity?

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:43 AM, Dec 10th, 2009 via API)

FakeAPStylebook “Hacker” simply means “a person who is skilled with computers.” To describe a computer criminal, use “Linux user.”

via HootSuite (retweeted on 11:48 PM, Dec 9th, 2009 via API)

Jason is now the mayor of HOLY CRAP IT’S COLD WALKING AROUND IN -29 DEGREE WEATHER! #fb

via Twitter for iPhone

Staple guns rule. I think almost anything can be done or fixed with either a staple gun or duct tape.

via Twitter for iPhone

Operation “Put Up Christmas Lights” completed successfully. Why did I pick the coldest day of the year so far? #fb http://post.ly/EJs0

via Twitter for iPhone

Well, there’s something to be said for negotiating. Just knocked $55 off my cable/internet/phone bill for a year plus free HDPVR rental. #fb

via Twitter for iPhone

@jen_robbins You worked in the same building? What are the chances of that? I wonder if we worked here at the same time?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jen_robbins

scottsimpson My business-appropriate wardrobe is so bad it would be my minor disability on “Glee.”

via Birdhouse (retweeted on 12:14 AM, Dec 4th, 2009 via API)

How to guarantee I won’t retweet something? Include the phrase “Please retweet”. I can decide for myself, thanks.

via Twitter for iPhone

Check out Continuity, a brain teaser puzzle game http://post.ly/E6Hz

via Posterous

FakeAPStylebook For the titles of most compositions, use quotation marks. If Bob Fosse is involved, use jazz hands.

via HootSuite (retweeted on 10:43 PM, Dec 3rd, 2009 via API)

Follow Twitter Lists in Google Reader using Twitter Lists 2 RSS http://post.ly/E6Aq

via Posterous

@jen_robbins Yep, that’s where I work - you can recognize it from my shitty phone pic?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jen_robbins

And it’s actually something that’s broken, if they’d take the time to actually read my description.

via Twitter for iPhone

I was a fan of @posterous until I tried to get some support. From the initial response it was clear it’s assumed I’m an idiot.

via Twitter for iPhone

Took this picture out my office window yesterday evening with my phone. http://post.ly/E3vI

via Twitter for iPhone

Cool! Finally a technique for reviving dried-out Play-Doh: http://kottke.org/09/12/…

via Twitter for iPhone

RT @thedayhascome: My abs are so firm, you could bounce a Quarter Pounder with Cheese off of them.

via Twitter for iPhone

@swirlee You’re not using Gmail’s keyboard shortcuts? For shame!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to swirlee

With regards to Comcast buying NBC, all I really care about is what’s going to happen in 30 Rock now. Jack no longer Liz’s boss? What? #fb

via Twitter for iPhone

Is there a way to open links in a selected toot in @Tweetie on the Mac like you can by pressing the right-cursor key in @Twitterrific?

via Twitter for iPhone

Hilarious list of claims that the iPhone will never be successful: http://bit.ly/8xQUOa /via @daringfireball

via Twitter for iPhone