What a New Years Eve so far… said “hey sweet baby” to a cute chick and she puked on me, and it’s only 5pm! Okay, so she’s my 1yo daughter.
@leemathews good point. And anyway, we’ll destroy them at the World Juniors and Olympics anyway. ;-)
When people wish each other a Happy New Year, it’s a euphamism for sex, right? “Happy New Year, if you know what I mean.” Or is it just me?
The @NHL Winter Classic should never not involve a Canadian team. The Stanley Cup was originally a Canadian trophy, after all.
@JimmySlims I think that empty-netter would have knocked out the Oilers, but instead tey won the series. Insane. And, of course, Ovechkin.
TSN’s Top 10 NHL Plays of the Decade http://post.ly/Gj9k
10 words you need to stop misspelling: http://theoatmeal.com/co…
Digging the low-key holidays. When I can’t wake up in the morning, I can just go about my business groggily. I could get used to this. #fb
@JimmySlims You’re back on Twitter! Welcome, have a cookie.
thedayhascome Some fatass ate all of the cookies last night while everyone was sleeping and oh wait that was me.
youngamerican Wraps: an idea whose time has gone.
thedayhascome Santa watches your children sleep and it’s okay, but I do it and you’re like “get out from under the bed”?
The Known Universe http://post.ly/Fms6
Airline vengeance is sweet, sweet music (even if it is country): http://j.mp/7BcUFo
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Choosing to be happy and hopeful is so much more fun than any of the alternatives are. #fb
The Hockey Night in Canada music just sounds stupid on #TSN , sorry.
@Ihnatko *Everything* I watch is in “watch on DVR if I have the time” status. Appointment viewing is for the birds (and people who like ads)
thedayhascome My wife’s New Year’s resolution is to get rid of her love handles, but ears are important for listening, too.
Hey Staples: ink stamping the word “Gift” on a regular receipt doesn’t make it a gift receipt. Nice try though. E for effort.
RT @yafd: Remember the good old days, before you had kids, when being vomited on really bothered you?
Early to bed tonight. Gonna try to get this week started on the right foot (which for me is my left foot, as I’m left-handed, but I digress)
Dance like it hurts, Love like you need money, Work when people are watching. - Scott Adams
@SlvrLambStudios I prefer the term “toot” to “tweet”. It feels somehow more accurate.
Wow, I’m testing out Reeder 1.2 for the iPhone and so far I’m very impressed. Posting this very toot from it.
Facebook’s New “Privacy” Changes: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly | Electronic Frontier Foundation http://instapaper.com/zp…
RT @mktgdouchebag: Was going to ask you how you’ll respond when your grandchildren ask about Twitter. But then I realized they won’t ask.
Upstairs, my house is full of women trying on each other’s clothes. Cool, right? I’m in the basement. Some things never change, I guess.
Okay email backlog, I don’t like you, you don’t like me. Let’s just get this over with. #fb
yafd Facebook knows I’m married but they keep showing me dating ads. What’s the CPM for infidelity?
FakeAPStylebook “Hacker” simply means “a person who is skilled with computers.” To describe a computer criminal, use “Linux user.”
Jason is now the mayor of HOLY CRAP IT’S COLD WALKING AROUND IN -29 DEGREE WEATHER! #fb
Staple guns rule. I think almost anything can be done or fixed with either a staple gun or duct tape.
Well, there’s something to be said for negotiating. Just knocked $55 off my cable/internet/phone bill for a year plus free HDPVR rental. #fb
@jen_robbins You worked in the same building? What are the chances of that? I wonder if we worked here at the same time?
scottsimpson My business-appropriate wardrobe is so bad it would be my minor disability on “Glee.”
How to guarantee I won’t retweet something? Include the phrase “Please retweet”. I can decide for myself, thanks.
Check out Continuity, a brain teaser puzzle game http://post.ly/E6Hz
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@jen_robbins Yep, that’s where I work - you can recognize it from my shitty phone pic?
And it’s actually something that’s broken, if they’d take the time to actually read my description.
I was a fan of @posterous until I tried to get some support. From the initial response it was clear it’s assumed I’m an idiot.
Took this picture out my office window yesterday evening with my phone. http://post.ly/E3vI
Cool! Finally a technique for reviving dried-out Play-Doh: http://kottke.org/09/12/…
RT @thedayhascome: My abs are so firm, you could bounce a Quarter Pounder with Cheese off of them.
@swirlee You’re not using Gmail’s keyboard shortcuts? For shame!
With regards to Comcast buying NBC, all I really care about is what’s going to happen in 30 Rock now. Jack no longer Liz’s boss? What? #fb