Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

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November 13th, 2009

RT @swirlee I like to do Parkour without all the running, leaping, and rolling. I call it Porkeur.

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Every morning I’m terrified my electric razor is going to die when I’m only 1/2 done shaving.

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