Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

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October 2009

& my phone interferes? RT @cnnbrk Pilots of plane that flew 150 miles past destination say they were using laptops, lost track of time & loc

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@jkendrick Automatically tweeting songs is a great way to cull the actual humans from you follower list.

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Wish Twitter would add a feature that would hide any and all baseball and football tweets from me. But everyone should read my hockey ones.

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@danielpunkass re: anxiety, if you haven’t already cut out caffeine, now would be a good time to do so.

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RT @ttscoff: I have a thing for clouds (the real ones, not data ones), and these are the awesomest clouds I’ve ever seen: http://is.gd/4zEAq

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My favourite lyric in Hey Jude is “Ohh, fucking hell!” I bet you didn’t know that was in there, did you? http://bit.ly/3Wi2f3

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Being up before 6am is brutal. Being up before 6am in another time zone that makes it feel an hour earlier is torturous!

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Cool, USB power to keep my phone topped-up. Can you tell i haven’t flown in awhile?

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RT @swirlee: I really hate the fact that people calling the iPod Touch “iTouch” irritates me as much as it does…

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On my way to Ft. McMurray. My flight leaves from the absolute furthest gate possible in the terminal. http://yfrog.com/0jbfpyj

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RT @Broslife With Robin being both American and Canadian now, I essentially have a threesome every day. Nice.

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Some German company with the same name as the company I work for is in deep trouble. It’s messing with my Google Alerts.

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That was supposed to say “I know it’s dorky, but #igotacrushon my wife.” Double dork points!

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@backblaze @chartier Some users consider apps to be as valuable as data (including me).

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Lunch today consists of Halls lozenges and Tylenol Cold tablets. Alright guys, let’s see what you’ve got.

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@jkendrick Funny, your Mobile Web is Dead article links to an iPhone-optimized version when viewing from my iPhone. Makes sense, but funny.

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Wow, the new Apple remote fell out of the fugly tree. Shame: http://yfrog.com/0cbizxp

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None! RT @mirtle What stories and/or interviews would you like to see on the Leafs?

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Linda Stone: Why Email Can Be Habit-Forming http://instapaper.com/zH…

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Who’s the asshole that keeps making a mess of my office? Oh wait, it’s me.

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Was just told by a commenter: “you rock dude, way to mea culpa” Not necessarily how I wanted to impress readers. Oh well.

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RT @MikeTRose Awesome. And NSFW. RT @alexknowshtml: Finally, someone showing what Google Wave is for. http://bit.ly/1ue6G5

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How much tinfoil do I need if I want to build myself a #baloonboy costume for #halloween?

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I’m pretty sure this whole #balloonboy thing is a hoax. At this point I sure hope so.

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My MBP just kernel-panicked for the first time in a very long time. Was editing text at the time, yikes.

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My mother-in-law made me a homemade pumpkin pie. I’m pretty sure my mother-in-law is better than yours. Sorry! #fb

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@zefrank My dad made us peanut butter and mayonaise, but no tomato. That just makes it grosser!

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@adampash You should do a How To Lifehacker post on how to be irrelevant: incessantly Twitter about something you don’t like.

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Wow, the moral of the story is apparently don’t insult FriendFeed or the navel-gazing A-list will getcha! But then, who cares?

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I wonder if that lazyweb bot is still around? #lazyweb

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@jen_robbins Then it sounds like you have a dilemma. That flu I had a couple months ago was the worst I’ve had in years and years.

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@jen_robbins I had the flu that’s going around this year. I wish I’d had a flu shot.

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And I’m pretty sure it hates me right back.

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Sweet. Just spilled coffee all over my desk, myself, my jacket (hanging on the back of my chair), oh, and my chair. Case of the Mondays.

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On our way to see the #Canucks vs. the Dallas Stars at GM Place. My 6yo’s 3rd game, 4yo’s 1st. Should be a blast!

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RT @taddeis Sometimes I like to live my life like it’s a pun, so I illegally downloaded Pirates of the Caribbean .. I hate myself

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@danorganplayer Thanks, I’ll have to check that out.

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It’s a shame that “American Girls” was the only song recorded by that lineup. Killer track. Weezer vocals, Cake guitar, Soul Coughing bass.

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If you’ve never heard it, and you’re fan of Weezer, Cake, or Soul Coughing, find the song “American Girls” by Homie.

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New post: Changing behaviour by making things fun http://bit.ly/33TYxT

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You should try it with tomato, burning salad in my throat!

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Just realized I hadn’t saved the long post I’m working on… Command-S. Ahhh, better.

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Just overheard that a Whitespot might be coming to the corner of 152nd and Hwy 10. Coupled with the new DQ, this is scary news.

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@geehoneybee Haha yeah, I’m trying. Distracting fishnet lady finally left.

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Wow. Older lady walks into the coffee shop wearing fishnet stockings that would look risque on someone half her age. You go, gir… um, lady

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Is it just me, or is Twitter making it harder for 3rd party apps to access their data? Lots of failures lately.

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At the coffee shop writing. So far haven’t had the urge to put on my headphones… It’s only a matter of time, though.

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Tweetie 2 is good, but I’ve already switched back to Twitterific due to its ability to download 200 tweets at once, and dark theme.

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@ttscoff Know of any free defrag options for OS X that you’d trust?

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New post: Hammer vs. feather on the Moon http://bit.ly/3UQSQO

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Babies: Everywhere you don’t want them to be. (tm)

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It’s the smooo-oke, the smooo-oke!

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Going to pick my 6 year-old up from the Jason Mraz concert. He has a better social life than I do.

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The first rule of fitted sheet club is don’t talk about fitted sheet club. #fb

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@chartier It’s human nature, as per Predictably Irrational or Stumbling on Happiness.

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@chartier I’m not saying it IS wrong, but that people aren’t whiny dingbats for feeling the relative difference is unbalanced.

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@chartier Even though Tweetie 2 is a ground-up rewrite, to the user it’s just an incremental upgrade. The relative price feels wrong.

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@chartier Conditioning. People are used to paying incremental prices for incremental upgrades. Software devs have conditioned customers.

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@chartier Of course, I’ve seen “Tweetie 2” more today than ever before. Any press is good press?

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@chartier And completely Apple’s fault. If Tweetie 2 cost $2 for existing users, there’d have been no controversy at all.

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@chartier People are upset because of the relative value of an upgrade costing the same as buying new. Human nature, not whiny dingbats.

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What a clever metaphor. Oh wait, software isn’t coffee.

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Turns out it’s configurable - you can set the order of the network services in the Network Preferences pane.

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Why is it that my Airport connection takes precedence over a wired Ethernet connection on my MBP? Shouldn’t wired be “better”?

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$3 doesn’t seem like much, but with the number of reasonably good Twitter clients out there, $3 x many adds up fast.

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I’m not annoyed that Tweetie 2 for iPhone will cost another $3, I’m annoyed that Apple hasn’t provided a way to try before I buy.

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Doesn’t crowd-sourced journalism feel yucky? Ask followers a question, write up their content instead of making your own, repeat. Boring.

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RT @strutting Could these search results BE any more helpful? #microsoftchandlerbing

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iTunes 9.0.1: Slightly less beach ball than iTunes 9.0.0. Slightly.

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“100 PR People Worth Following on Twitter” sound like my own little personal hell.

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