Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @jasonclarke ever

June 2009

Wow, I love getting junk mail from tech companies that get my name spelled wrong, title wrong, and company name wrong. Amazing it got here.

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Our Truth by Lacuna Coil just came up in Party Shuffle. By far my favourite Rock Band song to play, and I’d hever heard it before RB.

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Okay, time to reboot - both my computer, and my brain.

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Seriously. The Michael Jackson 911 call is breaking news *today*? It’s tragic, but enough already.

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You know, when I unsubscribe from a mailing list, I’m not hoping you’ll send me *another* unsolicited email asking me why I left.

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What does it mean when clicking on the Trash icon in my dock does nothing? Hopefully only that I need to reboot.

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@inkedmn I know - I’m salivating at the prospect. Imagine seamless sync between Mac, iPhone and web. Nerdgasm.

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RT @OmniFocus … but we do want to make OmniFocus accessible to folks without a Mac. Stay tuned… JC: Does this mean a web-based version?

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@OmniFocus Does that mean a web-based OmniFocus is on the way? I’m going to say it does, because I want that to be the case SO BADLY!

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Thank you iTunes genius playlist, for a perfect morning playlist based on BNL’s Call and Answer. In a mellow mood.

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Whenever I see a motorcycle school go by, I can’t help but wonder if they’re a secret gang that has chosen traffic vests as their uniform.

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This oleophobic iPhone screen is great. I just wish I could see it through the smudges on my glasses.

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When you think you’ve lost something, check ALL your pockets, not just the one you thought it was in. Turns out I didn’t lose my headphones!

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RT @dbarefoot: But Sidney, will Stanley respect you in the morning? http://bit.ly/N2p23

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RT @darincooper: RT @theprovince: UPDATED: #Canucks intrigue as Marian Gaborik buys West Van home http://tinyurl.com/lpqh49

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@GlenTrainor Re: your aura, blinding could be good or bad… I don’t know much about auras.

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@inkedmn Great kid’s educational site for young learners: www.starfall.com

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RT @MrTeller Just woke from a fitful dream about writing a long, sweeping novel with 140 different characters in it. Then I got the pun.

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@swirlee Seriously jealous - how’d you get into Google Wave?! Inside connection, or are they starting to hand out accounts?

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Had fun playing a nice long game of catch with my now 6 year-old. #fb

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Woke up to a beautiful Father’s Day breakfast with my family. #fb

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Just played with a friend’s iPhone 3G S. Jealous - it’s FAST.

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RT @MikeTRose: Tough situation, but proud of how @vagredajr @film_girl, @panache & ended up handling it. http://tr.im/pazF

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@MikeTRose You returned the laugh favour by tweeting the word “pantsless”. Nicely done!

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@swirlee I have received an engraved hammer as a groomsman, and gave engraved yo-yo’s to my groomsmen. Outside the box enough?

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Stephen Colbert backstage out of character talking to John Kerry, talking about “my character” - http://is.gd/16pfi (via @wilharris)

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@crmaddocks My WiFi is drastically worse to the point where I’m wondering if it’s a hardware issue. Loose antenna maybe?

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Isn’t it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

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Anyone notice significantly reduced WiFi signal strength with the iPhone 3.0 update? It’s like it’s almost not even there.

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@darincooper New iPhone firmware rocks. Browser’s faster, whole phone feels snappier. Lots of little nice touches.

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iPhone 3.0 firmware downloading now - 10 minutes to go in the d/l

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Dreaming of waking up to iPhone 3.0 firmware. Yeah, I know. It’s just, yeah well, I know.

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Liking Tweetdeck for iPhone, but not liking the 2 crashes in 3 minutes so far…

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What’s this about #squarespace giving away iPhones?

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I joined twitter 908 days ago - http://whendidyoujointwi… ?

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I’ve never heard of that before. And I played with my fair share of caterpillars as a kid.

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A kid in my son’s class was “attacked by a caterpillar” today. For real. Doctor gave local anesthetic so they could scrape it off his neck.

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@SlvrLambStudios Certainly not - just reporting what I’d heard. Isn’t that the sort of news Twitter is for?

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I can’t believe I have a 6 year-old… Happy birthday, Josh! #fb

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Cheap toilet paper and obsessive-compulsively even toilet paper folding do not mix.

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Close but kind of meatless like actors who play Jesus in movies of the week.

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RT @frankensite: “Facesquatting” (via @alexknowshtml) is such a perfect name for what we all just did tonight. That is freaking hilarious.

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RT @SlvrLambStudios: Men with whimpy handshakes drive me crazy! SHAKE MY HAND! You don’t need to go easy on me cuz I’m a girl.

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@GlenTrainor Wow, what are those huge purple bell-shaped flowers called?

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I seem to have lost my sync cable, and my wife is starting to get annoyed at my repeated accusations. It was probably me that lost it…

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@MikeTRose My wife and I agree that our 4yo has the best bed in the house. Neither of us mind trading with him.

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@SlvrLambStudios I’m afraid so; it turns out I’m highly sensitive to caffeine, but mosly in negative ways. Related: Good decafs are avail.

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Okay rooibos, it’s time for you to trick me into thinking you have caffeine in you.

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Now that everything is dealt with that I wasn’t expecting today, I can start my work day…

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RT @chartier Really excited to try a NetNewsWire that syncs with Google Reader. Best of all news reading worlds. Yum.

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Thanking my lucky stars that I grabbed a copy of NetShare when it was available.

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RT @louisgray I always figured the full name of the app was Safari (not responding).

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Gmail performance has been brutal today, and it seems like it’s getting worse.

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What the hell is my Mac doing when an installer says “examining additional volumes” but no additional volumes are mounted?

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@chartier What was the resolution when your iPhone started filling up with “Other” data? Mine’s doing the same thing…

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RT @pvponline: Leo Laporte tells Mike Arrington off. Wow. So awesome. Good for Leo. That was beautiful. http://bit.ly/XxjKM

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At genius bar, getting great service as usual.

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Wow, disabling all my Firefox add-ons has basically supercharged my browser. Wonder if it was one that was dragging it down, or all together

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Beatles’ “Getting Better” disturbing: “I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her and kept her apart from the the things that she loved” WTF

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@MiguelMayher If you’re a Gmail user, you have to turn on the keyboard shortcuts setting. It’s so worth it.

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Nobody ever gets exited when I show them hotkeys. I just don’t get it - I think most people don’t want to learn how to do things faster!

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First day of the year wearing shorts to the office. #fb

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Hey @evernote - this is my entry to try to win an #evernote_eyefi card.

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When you’re going to ask someone to do something, wouldn’t it be common sense to first check that it actually needs to be done?

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OmniFocus tip: don’t set due times that are less than 24 hours after start times, or you’ll get “Due Soon” reminders for tasks you can’t see

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If you’re bored then you’re boring, to quote Harvey Danger.

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@AllanEdwin Happy Birthday! Hope you’re having a blast, wherever you are!

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RT @Gartenberg: Google Wave. Mix Chat, IM, Twitter and Docs together into something that few users will understand. But i still want it NOW

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