Jason Clarke (@jasonclarke)

Surrey, BC, Canada

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @jasonclarke ever

April 2009

My day just got totally fucking awesome! Going to Canucks / Blackhawks game 1 in a luxury box suite - thanks to my buddy Ernie!

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Sum up the current stage of your life as if it was the title of a children’s book. Mine: Fatty Goes to the Gym

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Middle clicking on browser tabs to close them makes me want to middle click on the title bar of applications to close them.

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RT @swirlee The New Mexico Technology Council has named an award in honor of our late friend Marc Orchant. How wonderful. http://is.gd/vgb5

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I loved the season finale of Chuck, especially the nod to the Matrix at the end. #savechuck

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@jasonclarke Not that I’d suggest downloading your television content. That would be wrong. But it is possible.

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@geoffgauthier Ahh, that’s where torrent clients that can subscribe to RSS feeds come in. uTurrent and Miro are a couple of good ones.

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@geoffgauthier There are (at least for Mythbusters) if you download torrents of them. Not that I’d suggest or condone that.

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@leemathews What if you’re not interested in gaming on your computer?Personally, I’ve never found Wimdows gaming all that pleasant.

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Rockin’ it at the Elk’s Club.

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Good news: got my MacBook Pro back from the Apple store, working again. Bad news? It no longer sleeps when I close the lid. Back on Monday.

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@TUAW Is this a hint to write more?

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Apple store called, my MBP is fixed and ready for pick-up. 3rd replacement logic board in under 2 years.

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Listening to Brad Feld at Steamworks #blesfeld

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Gotta say, listening to Dan Russell do the play-by-play for the Giants is utterly painful. Especially compared to Shorthouse or Hughson.

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Just watched the Canucks beat the Blues, then the Giants beat the Rockets. Fun night of Vancouver hockey.

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Twitter has taught me that I use too many words.

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People should feel ashamed for assuming she was a stooge, not be proudly exclaiming “we were all laughing at you”. It’s ridiculous.

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There are tons of beautiful singers all around us, but we can’t see it like we see physical beauty. So it’s not as noticeable.

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It’s like people are conditioned to assume that people that sound beautiful have to look beautiful.

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@SlvrLambStudios It’s so exploitive. She’s remarkable because she’s ugly, and she happens to be able to sing. If she was hot,who would care?

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@Anih Unfortunately no. I’m not a huge fan of Celine’s, but her range is incredible. Susan sounds great, but her range wasn’t remarkable.

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Not to sound like an asshole, but is Susan Boyle the only plain-looking woman the entire internet has seen sing beautifully before?

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I’m goin’ off the rails on the crazy train: http://tinyurl.com/dc4jw8

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Just spent three minutes figuring out how to do a line break in Twitterrific (ctrl-enter), then decided the tweet was stupid and deleted it.

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@steverubel My Gmail is very slow today as well, both regular Gmail and Google Apps Gmail.

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Just deleted 16 iPhone apps. They sure do stack up over time.

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The @birdhouseapp is for people that are clever enough to have so many ideas for tweets that they need to organize them. Me, not so much.

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RT @VanCanucks #canuckstix Retweet this message by Apr14th @ 5pm for your chance to win a pair of tickets to Wed’s playoff game!

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@chartier Something will change, the market will adapt. The Boxee of the web will come along at some point and change everything. I hope.

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@chartier I blog for $$$ too, and ad blocking should offend me, but until the majority of sites treat readers respectfully, it just doesn’t.

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@chartier Re: AdBlock, users would tolerate reasonable online ads, but most sites shit ads all over their pages rendering them unusable.

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RT @hotdogsladies: When there’s a Nuremberg-style trial for lite jazz, I’ll b thr holding a pic of Monk, & throwing shit at Kenny G’s cage.

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Convinced the wife to watch Mythbusters with me. She surprised herself by enjoying it.

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TR @leemathews It’s amazing how often I hit “sadf” as the first four letters when I pound out random text. (me too!)

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@SlvrLambStudios I did too. I suspect they’re used to it, but that’s even more sad.

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This is a 50-something man acting like a petulant teenager (and that’s being charitable).

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Wow, Billy Bob Thornton is a SERIOUS douchebag: http://bit.ly/2cKCA

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Going to the gym for an orientation appointment tonight. Thankfully, modern gym equipment has enough buttons and gadgets to keep me interest

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@MikeTRose Yep, I’ll write it up tonight.

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Loving the new Gmail Mobile on the iPhone

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So I tried this omegle.com “chat with a stranger” for a blog post, but now I’m stuck in a conversation with a nice guy. How do I get out?

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Were? Was? Whatever.

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Baseball tweets are going to be the death of me. What can I say? Baseball would be interesting if it were HOCKEY.

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I feel a little dirty now, but the free software helps.

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I bought the @MacHeist 3 Bundle. 12 Top Mac apps worth $900+ for just $39 AND I just got Delicious Library 2 FREE! http://mhtweet.com/ERvIKe

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Forgive me for my next tweet…

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@MikeTRose Re: left-wrist pain, I’d suggest you stop pressing ctrl-command-w, but I know that’s completely out of the question.

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But then it will be far too late. #visa #fail

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I’ve had this Visa account for 15 years, sadly it is carrying a balance. I’m sure they’ll come around when I transfer the balance and close.

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Visa just lost my business today. Got an offer from MasterCard for a lower rate, called to ask Visa to match it, they won’t.

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The beautiful sunny day is helping with my case of the Mondays.

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@bradlinder The Mac version of Firefox 3.0.8 seems to have introduced a new memory leak, too. I’m restarting it 3x as much as before.

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@c9 I love TwitterGadget for Gmail, but unfortunately it’s throwing a “session expired” error no matter what I do.

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Bedtime for the kids, just in time for the start of the #canucks game

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It’s the first of May, first of May!

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I think sometimes I have more conversations with people at the office when I’m working from home than I do when I’m actually there.

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@kcase I vote to keep the sparkle update in OmniFocus after April 1!

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