While I’d like to believe at least one of these, I fear that they just clearly illustrate how useless these tests are. At least some of the questions are entertaining… Long live Commodore 64 Basic!

Thanks to Chris for the links.

You are .*    You are a wildcard.  You are everything to everybody.  You can't make up your mind as to what you want to be.
Which File Extension are You?
You are OS X. You tend to be fashionable and clever despite being a bit transparent.  Now that you've reached some stability you're expecting greater popularity.
Which OS are You?

One more that I just came across:

HASH(0x8bb7f04)
You speak eloquently and have seemingly read every
book ever published. You are a fountain of
endless (sometimes useless) knowledge, and
never fail to impress at a party. What people love: You can answer almost any
question people ask, and have thus been
nicknamed Jeeves. What people hate: You constantly correct their
grammar and insult their paperbacks.

What Kind of Elitist Are You?
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